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  • u-Bob
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    • Jul 2005
    • 33063

    #1

    An (unarmed) burglar enters your house...

    what do you do?
  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #2
    Kill him then hand him a knife.

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    • Angelo22
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      • Feb 2007
      • 3123

      #3
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      • polish_aristocrat
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        • Jul 2002
        • 40377

        #4
        u-bob pls icq me if you got a second, regarding your "epass services" ;)

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        • Jimmy Rock
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          • Feb 2005
          • 3055

          #5
          Originally posted by Angelo22
          Rape her if shes female?
          wow, seriously
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          • sumphatpimp
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 5235

            #6
            shoot him.
            if he is not armed thats his problem not mine.

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917

              #7

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              • sandman!
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                • Mar 2001
                • 15427

                #8
                Originally posted by AaronM
                Kill him then hand him a knife.
                ditto....
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                • smack
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 10652

                  #9
                  beat the back of his skull in with the butt of my .45, then wait for the cops to get there.
                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                  • fusionx
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 4618

                    #10
                    BANG! Thud... "Who's there?"

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                    • gornyhuy
                      Chafed.
                      • May 2002
                      • 18041

                      #11
                      Introduce him to a good friend of mine....




                      ....




                      Jesus Christ.

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                      • Peaches
                        Old broad
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 13933

                        #12
                        Shoot first, find out if they're armed later. Seriously, how would you know they're unarmed? "Really, I don't have a weapon, I'm just here to steal your stuff. Please don't hurt me, because I DON'T HAVE A WEAPON. You have to believe me because I'm a thief, not a liar".

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                        • EBORG9
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                          • Oct 2006
                          • 1823

                          #13
                          Honestly, depending on the state, if they are found to be unarmed, you can be held liable for the death. (Not Texas, of course).
                          However, the burden is in if a "reasonable person" would have feared that their life, or the life of their loved ones were in jeopardy, then it is self defense.

                          The short answer, "Bust a cap in his ass" very few people get convicted of shooting an unarmed burgler in their home.
                          If you don't have a clear shot at his front, (you can't shoot him in the back),
                          blow the back of his knee out, and you can probably get an unlawful discharge citation and probation if the law is not on your side.

                          If my family was in the house, "Law be damned", if you have enough balls to break into peoples houses, then you have enough balls to take a bullet in the ass. And as such should expect it one day.
                          JMO
                          Last edited by EBORG9; 05-14-2007, 12:17 PM.

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                          • u-Bob
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                            • Jul 2005
                            • 33063

                            #14
                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                            u-bob pls icq me if you got a second,
                            msg sent

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                            • cool1
                              sex is good
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 24939

                              #15
                              don't have a gun but do have 2 baseball bats close at hand that are itching to beat someone.
                              hoping to catch the asshole gangbangers around here spraying graffiti on the building, now that will be a fun time.

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                              • jimmy-3-way
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 3861

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                Kill him then hand him a knife.
                                In Arizona WOUND him and hand him a knife...kill him and you'd better shove an unregistered pistol with the serial number Dremeled off or you'll be doing a stretch in La Pinta.
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                                • JayDeeZee
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                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 3595

                                  #17
                                  I would smoke him with a baseball bat.

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                                  • Bama
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 2727

                                    #18
                                    Shoot the fucker - hide the body and CSI be damned!

                                    If you get caught - you become the next episode of Law & Order

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                                    • Brad
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                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 2510

                                      #19
                                      I'd take my Louisville to his knees (assuming I knew for 100% certainty that he was unarmed) otherwise he'd get it in the face.
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                                      • SleazyDream
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                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 41470

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                        Kill him then hand him a knife.
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                                        • Aussie Rebel
                                          Blow Me U Geeks
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 5108

                                          #21
                                          I got 8 years in prison for bashing 2 burgulars last time I did it, so becareful

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                                          • pornguy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 62910

                                            #22
                                            Kill them??? Why. Then it is over for them.

                                            No, Make them remember what they did for the rest of thier lives. Break both knees, and both elbows.

                                            They will Never EVER forget.
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                                            • georgeyw
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                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 9865

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Aussie Rebel
                                              I got 8 years in prison for bashing 2 burgulars last time I did it, so becareful
                                              You must have caused some serious damage to get 8 years??
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                                              • Aussie Rebel
                                                Blow Me U Geeks
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 5108

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                You must have caused some serious damage to get 8 years??
                                                Well maybe a little overboard but better safe than sorry

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                                                • stickyfingerz
                                                  Doin fine
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 24984

                                                  #25
                                                  Shoot them via the zipper effect and keep dry firing the gun till the cops show up. Voila!

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                                                  • dissipate
                                                    The Dirty Frenchman
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 8904

                                                    #26
                                                    two in the chest one in the head

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                                                    • Screaming
                                                      I can change this!!!!!
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 18972

                                                      #27
                                                      pop 3 in the direction hes in and make it known that im holding 5 more clips, 3 more small arms, and 3 rifles are in hands distance

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                                                      • aico
                                                        Moo Moo Cow
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 14748

                                                        #28
                                                        Chop off his legs, cuz then he'd be really fucked.

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                                                        • Webby
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 14956

                                                          #29
                                                          Mmmmm.. some folks deserve the society they live in - and well-matched to "unarmed burglars"...

                                                          Next stupid thread...
                                                          Last edited by Webby; 05-14-2007, 01:58 PM.
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                                                          • Nazgrel
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                            • 724

                                                            #30
                                                            Beat the shit out of him... and hand him over to the police.

                                                            Why do you ppl feel the need for weapons when the punk is unarmed?
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                                                            • g$$$
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                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                              • 2807

                                                              #31
                                                              kill that mofo....
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                                                              • EBORG9
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                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                • 1823

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Nazgrel
                                                                Beat the shit out of him... and hand him over to the police.

                                                                Why do you ppl feel the need for weapons when the punk is unarmed?
                                                                Because people in America are violent,which means the burglars are violent.
                                                                You never know what the intentions of people are any more in this country.
                                                                Some of the things that go on everyday here, people in other countries would never dream of doing to people, so...we have this get him, before he gets me attitude, and rightly so, if you make the mistake of giving someone the benefit of the doubt, it may cost you your life.

                                                                People are violent in America, that is just the way it is and it is impossible to know who the Nut Job is, until its too late. So anybody who looks to take advantage or harm others in this country , goes into it knowing, the stakes are high, and they are willing to take the risk, so fuck 'em.

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                                                                • WarChild
                                                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 17263

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Probably be shocked and awed that they got silenty through three Rottweilers.
                                                                  .

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                                                                  • jonesonyou
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                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 3853

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                      Old broad
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 13933

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Nazgrel
                                                                      Beat the shit out of him... and hand him over to the police.

                                                                      Why do you ppl feel the need for weapons when the punk is unarmed?
                                                                      I'm 5'0" and 45 years old. The chances of me beating the shit out of ANYONE is pretty much an illusion. If you come to my house to steal from me, you're going to get shot. I don't care if you're armed or not.

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                                                                      • Scott McD
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 67792

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I keep a baseball bat handy. It would be put to good use...


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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 16502

                                                                          #37
                                                                          probably say "hey lets go rob someone elses house... together!"

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                                                                          • cess
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                                            • 2921

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Laugh while my bros 3 big ass dogs chew on his ass.

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                                                                            • VicD
                                                                              ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 13245

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I give him a hard time...

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                                                                              • Mr Pheer
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 22082

                                                                                #40
                                                                                If someone breaks into your home, its not a social visit and its not time to fuck around. Shoot if you have a gun, find a way to leave quickly if you dont. You dont ever really know if someone is armed or not.

                                                                                For instance, if you've met me.. was I armed or not? Trust me you dont know.

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                                                                                • Mr Pheer
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 22082

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                  Probably be shocked and awed that they got silenty through three Rottweilers.
                                                                                  A good dog is the best burglar deterrent. I've got a 96 pound german shephard, and she tries to eat anyone she doesnt know that comes up to the house.

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                                                                                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 18975

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    How do you know he is unarmed at 3AM with no visibility?
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                                                                                    • stickyfingerz
                                                                                      Doin fine
                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                      • 24984

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                                                                      How do you know he is unarmed at 3AM with no visibility?
                                                                                      At 3am I dont care if they are armed or not. They are trespassing illegally. They knew the risk when they broke the threshold of my home.

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                                                                                      • TimBlaze
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                                                        • 1625

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        beat his ass like he stole somethin, call 911
                                                                                        Roll that shit, light that shit,

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                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 133978

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Shank the fucker and ask questions later

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                                                                                          • Webby
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 14956

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                            Probably be shocked and awed that they got silenty through three Rottweilers.
                                                                                            Hehe
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                                                                                            • GooSearch
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                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                              • 2538

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              after i got done ass raping him/her with a broom handle i would probable call the cops to com epick up his gaping leaking asshole
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                                                                                              • Zesty Chesterfield
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                                                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                                                • 28

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I would try to lecture him on good and evil in society and how employment is always better than turning to crime. I have a two page outline of topics I would lecture him on and I wouldn't let him leave until my speech/lecture was finished and he had enough time to ask any questions he might have. I would also give him a copy of the outline to help him remember the subject matter because I do cover a lot in a two hour time period.

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                                                                                                • Webby
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 14956

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Zesty Chesterfield
                                                                                                  I would try to lecture him on good and evil in society


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                                                                                                  • Sly
                                                                                                    Let's do some business!
                                                                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                                                                    • 31379

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I'd make up a good cup o' tea and pop some cookies in the oven.
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