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  • Sarah_Jayne
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    • Dec 2002
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    #1

    Possibly the worst smell known to man is...

    dog farts ..no matter what other smells are going on dog farts will always cut through and make sure you can't ignore them. Currently I am sitting here with two puppies that are taking turns farting.
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    • WebTitan
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      #3
      lol...i know it makes my hair stand on end when MY dog rips them too

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      • HAPPYPEEKERS
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        #4
        Apparently you have no kids.. they run very very close to 1st place I can promise you that
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        • Sarah_Jayne
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          • Dec 2002
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          #5
          Originally posted by Happypeekers
          Apparently you have no kids.. they run very very close to 1st place I can promise you that
          lol..I am sure you are right...my step kids came to me nearly fully grown so I skipped that stage... puppies playing duelling farts is as bad as it gets in my house

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          • Peaches
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            • Oct 2002
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            #6
            I swear - people blaming it on the DOGS!!



            ;)

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            • RP Fade
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              #7
              Originally posted by Happypeekers
              Apparently you have no kids.. they run very very close to 1st place I can promise you that
              I can second that...our 3-month old clears the room
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              • gornyhuy
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                • May 2002
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                #8
                rotting carcass is much worse IMHO. One is stinky, the other is absolutely repellant.

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                • seeric
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                  • Aug 2004
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                  #9
                  the smell of a decomposing dead body in an apt takes the cake. unfortunately have come across a few of those over the years in law enforcement era of my existence. yech.

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                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 40077

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Peaches
                    I swear - people blaming it on the DOGS!!



                    ;)

                    lol ...all that fibre in my diet these days

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                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                      rotting carcass is much worse IMHO. One is stinky, the other is absolutely repellant.
                      I have to admit that I have not spent much time around rotting bodies to be able to compare.

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                      • royaljelly2
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                        #12
                        LOL I am sure there are worse smells but it's pretty rank.

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                        • Sharky
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                          #13
                          While Dog farts are up their with the rankest of the rank.. I'd have to say my son knows how to clear out a room better than anyone else!
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                          • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Peaches
                            I swear - people blaming it on the DOGS!!



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                            • notabook
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                              #15
                              Not even close. Try living a few miles away from a paper mill… worst smell *ever*.

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                              • Peaches
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                                • Oct 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Happypeekers
                                PEACHES!!!!!!

                                I miss you girly.. we went to Tunica over the weekend and had a BLAST.. you are never going to come down are you??
                                OMG, yesterday I was looking at making reservations there for next week I can't do any traveling for most of June because the dog sitter is on vacation (how DARE she.....). Will you guys be able to come up at least for dinner next week or the next? I might have to postpone for a week because speaking of dogs, they all need grooming (except for Ferd who refuses to be groomed) and vet visits. That's going to be a 2-3 day ordeal, lol.

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                                • CDSmith
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                  the smell of a decomposing dead body in an apt takes the cake. unfortunately have come across a few of those over the years in law enforcement era of my existence. yech.
                                  That smell makes dog farts smell like roses.


                                  That's the worst smell on earth... rotting human flesh.
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                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                    • Dec 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by notabook
                                    Not even close. Try living a few miles away from a paper mill? worst smell *ever*.
                                    I live nearby to and downwind from a sewage treatment plant and I still say the dog farts are worse. At least when the sewage plant is 'ripe' I can close a window and keep it out. When my dogs let rip there is nowhere to hide.

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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by notabook
                                      Not even close. Try living a few miles away from a paper mill? worst smell *ever*.
                                      Your post reminded me of the smell of burning sugar cane fields that I smelled right before the harvest while growing up in Hawaii...sweet but acrid.

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                                      • Vendzilla
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                                        #20
                                        I always thought is was a woman taking off tight leather pants after dancing all night!
                                        Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                        think about that

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                                        • Zayne E.
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                                          #21
                                          I was thinking it was a woman who is "not so fresh" -- just my opinion.

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                                          • cool1
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                                            #22
                                            I would think rotting meat after sitting in a warm freezer for 1 week would be much worse.

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                                            • Kinky John
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                                              #23
                                              dead bodies is the worst thing i ever smelled in my life

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                                              • thebestdamnsexshow
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Peaches
                                                I swear - people blaming it on the DOGS!!



                                                ;)
                                                lol that was a good one

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                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 40077

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Zayne E.
                                                  I was thinking it was a woman who is "not so fresh" -- just my opinion.
                                                  oh please...men smell much worse

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                                                  • Jimmy Rock
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                                                    #26
                                                    Yes DOg farts are nasty smelling, but ever stand behind a horse when it farted, that smell will nock you out!!
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                                                    • tASSy
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                                                      #27
                                                      haha, i'm pretty sick now just thinking of all the scents mentioned in this thread, but i'll have to agree with you sarah, when my tiny dog makes the "pfffffft!" sound i know it's time to leave the room. even *she* gets up and sniffs where her butt was.

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                                                      • Vendzilla
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                                                        • Mar 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                        oh please...men smell much worse
                                                        title of the thread is Possibly the worst smell known to "man" is...
                                                        Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                        think about that

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                                                        • notabook
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                          I live nearby to and downwind from a sewage treatment plant and I still say the dog farts are worse. At least when the sewage plant is 'ripe' I can close a window and keep it out. When my dogs let rip there is nowhere to hide.
                                                          Sewage smells like roses next to a paper mill. I'd rather roll around in a puddle of liquid dog shit and get sprayed by a skunk than ever smell that smell again.

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                                                          • BigCashCrew
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                                                            • Aug 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            My little puppy has been ripping farts like crazy. It's horrible!

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                                                            • sicone
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                              the smell of a decomposing dead body in an apt takes the cake. unfortunately have come across a few of those over the years in law enforcement era of my existence. yech.
                                                              Came across these quite often in my time with ME's office

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                                                              • g$$$
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                                                                #32
                                                                human farts can be bad too..esp ones if the guy hasnt eaten carbs in a while....
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                                                                • Peaches
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  If the wind blew a certain way we'd get a whiff of the papermill in Savannah. Smelled like sulfur, which is what my mother's well water when she lived on the river in Jacksonville smelled like - not nice but you get used to it.

                                                                  When in Jax, my school was across the river from the Maxwell House plant. Making coffee puts out a smell like burnt toast.

                                                                  A dead squirrel in your duct system will also curl your hair - and takes FOREVER to find and get out.

                                                                  And I swear I worked for a guy who had the WORST smelling poops....and my office was right across from the restrooms I had an industrial strength can of air freshener I'd start spraying as soon as he walked in there.

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                                                                  • D
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                    the smell of a decomposing dead body in an apt takes the cake. unfortunately have come across a few of those over the years in law enforcement era of my existence. yech.
                                                                    Ya, and some flowers smell like that, too...

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                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                      title of the thread is Possibly the worst smell known to "man" is...
                                                                      I assume men can smell other men? Or is that another one of those little quirks of humanity?

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                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                        • Dec 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by tASSy
                                                                        haha, i'm pretty sick now just thinking of all the scents mentioned in this thread, but i'll have to agree with you sarah, when my tiny dog makes the "pfffffft!" sound i know it's time to leave the room. even *she* gets up and sniffs where her butt was.
                                                                        not to mention that pugs think that everybody wants to see their butt upclose

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                                                                        • Yo Adrian
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                          dog farts ..no matter what other smells are going on dog farts will always cut through and make sure you can't ignore them. Currently I am sitting here with two puppies that are taking turns farting.
                                                                          I agree on that
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                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by D
                                                                            Ya, and some flowers smell like that, too...

                                                                            Evolved trait to attract flies and dung beetles for pollination. Freaky shit.

                                                                            Drop a dozen of those suckers on your gal, and see how long that relationship lasts.






                                                                            I was actually thinking about that plant as I was posting the thread...they had one in Kew Gardens last year.

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                                                                            • TheAmericanCannibal
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Nothing is worse than rotting flesh.
                                                                              Hands down.

                                                                              Except for one time I was with my bro at Skyline Chili in Cincy- he ripped a fart so potent it ripped the wallpaper off the walls there as well as he ended up shitting his pants.

                                                                              That was a pretty abhorrent and repugnant stench I'll never forget.

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                                                                              • Peaches
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                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 13933

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                not to mention that pugs think that everybody wants to see their butt upclose
                                                                                My favorite is what I like to call "The Butt Pucker" - when they bark so hard their butt pucker sticks out Meg, my oldest, is really the hands down winner on this.

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                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                  My favorite is what I like to call "The Butt Pucker" - when they bark so hard their butt pucker sticks out Meg, my oldest, is really the hands down winner on this.
                                                                                  lol....I make fun of Parker all the time for doing that

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                                                                                  • shekinah
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                    I swear - people blaming it on the DOGS!!



                                                                                    ;)
                                                                                    hehe.. so they can have someone to blame

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                                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Yep, it's pretty bad indeed....
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                                                                                      • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                        OMG, yesterday I was looking at making reservations there for next week I can't do any traveling for most of June because the dog sitter is on vacation (how DARE she.....). Will you guys be able to come up at least for dinner next week or the next? I might have to postpone for a week because speaking of dogs, they all need grooming (except for Ferd who refuses to be groomed) and vet visits. That's going to be a 2-3 day ordeal, lol.
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                                                                                        • Ramos2
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Third World Countries by far. They smell like burning garbage. Oh my gosh, worst smell ever.

                                                                                          Oh and Peaches, I know about that papermill smell, we had one in augusta, ga where I went to college. yuck.
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                                                                                          • Peaches
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Happypeekers
                                                                                            Yes yes yes.. hit us up when you are ready to come down and we will meet you there for sure!!

                                                                                            I will, I will!! Within the next week or two for sure After going out of the country with you-know-who, I need a vacation

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                                                                                            • chodadog
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              My dog had some issues with an anal gland years ago. It was secreting some fluid or something. I can't quite remember the details. I've tried to forget. But the smell. It made dog farts smell like roses.
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                                                                                              • Peaches
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by chodadog
                                                                                                My dog had some issues with an anal gland years ago. It was secreting some fluid or something. I can't quite remember the details. I've tried to forget. But the smell. It made dog farts smell like roses.
                                                                                                Oh shit (literally) - I forgot about the anal glands. She doesn't have a problem now, but for YEARS my now 14 year old would secrete this AWFUL stuff. I'd take her every month or so to get them expressed, but she still did it. I tried expressing them myself once - there we were, her in the tub, me with a rubber glove. She just gave me a "Please, no" look and I couldn't do it. My other 3 pugs have no problems and she hasn't had any in about 3 years. It does have a "unique" smell because it never touches the poop when it's secreting on its own.

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  A dead rat in the air ducts in my buddy's house in the middle of summer (over 100 degrees outside) smelled pretty goddamn bad. It took a few days to get it taken out..

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                                                                                                  • BVF
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                                    dog farts ..no matter what other smells are going on dog farts will always cut through and make sure you can't ignore them. Currently I am sitting here with two puppies that are taking turns farting.
                                                                                                    nope....cat piss and shit has it beat...my cat pissed in one of the bathtubs and the ONLY thing that helped get rid of the smell was straight bleach...nothing else worked.

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