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  • rotowa85
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2007
    • 278

    #1

    funniest 911 call ever

    this girl rings 911 to complain about her hambrger

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EykZnm_VgU

    only in america
  • Deputy Chief Command
    Deputy Chief Command
    • Nov 2005
    • 4482

    #2
    indeed only in america the girls actually have the balls to think maybe just maybe .. the 911 operator is going to be some dude who wants to fuck me and therefore and only therefore he is going to be on my side

    the girl had bad luck it was some lady . .if it was some dude who didnt got lucky for over 4 weeks he had swat teams all over that burger king to help the girl out!

    my two cents

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    • justinsain
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 3374

      #3
      My favorite 911 call is the one where a black guy hit a Deer with his car and picked it up and put it in the back seat to take home. The Deer wakes up in the car and kicks the shit out of the guy. He pulls over and calls 911 for a " bambalance " from a phone booth. While he's doing that a pack of dogs pick up the Deer scent on him and start to attack him while he tries to explain the whole situation to the 911 operator

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      • Hail To Deez Nuts
        So Fucking Banned
        • Sep 2006
        • 166

        #4
        Originally posted by justinsain
        My favorite 911 call is the one where a black guy hit a Deer with his car and picked it up and put it in the back seat to take home. The Deer wakes up in the car and kicks the shit out of the guy. He pulls over and calls 911 for a " bambalance " from a phone booth. While he's doing that a pack of dogs pick up the Deer scent on him and start to attack him while he tries to explain the whole situation to the 911 operator
        Wasn't that the first famous "Jerky Boys" call. They couldn't formally claim it was theirs because it is against the law to prank 911.

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        • justinsain
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 3374

          #5
          Originally posted by Hail To Deez Nuts
          Wasn't that the first famous "Jerky Boys" call. They couldn't formally claim it was theirs because it is against the law to prank 911.
          They used to play it on WDIZ radio in Orlando several years ago. I never heard if the " Jerky Boys " where behind it but it made me laugh every time I heard it.

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          • SmokeyTheBear
            ►SouthOfHeaven
            • Jun 2004
            • 28609

            #6
            i like the taco lady better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO0OS-VgrIo
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            • kane
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Aug 2001
              • 20684

              #7
              A friend of mine is a cop and he got called to a house for a "domestic disturbance" The 911 operator told the dispatch that there was an out of control person at the house. My buddy gets there and it turns out it was a woman who called 911 because her 15 year old daughter wouldn't clean her room. She wanted them to either force her to clean the room or arrest her.

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              • KILL_FRENZY
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2006
                • 6184

                #8
                Originally posted by kane
                A friend of mine is a cop and he got called to a house for a "domestic disturbance" The 911 operator told the dispatch that there was an out of control person at the house. My buddy gets there and it turns out it was a woman who called 911 because her 15 year old daughter wouldn't clean her room. She wanted them to either force her to clean the room or arrest her.
                LOL

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                • madawgz
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
                  o man wtf?

                  shes like a child
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                  • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                    • Dec 2005
                    • 9395

                    #10
                    lol......... The is insane!

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                    • cool1
                      sex is good
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 24939

                      #11
                      A trucker calls 911, and sounding a bit shaken tells the 911 operator, "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!"

                      The 911 operator had heard it all before and said
                      "Yep. Got a call about the same thing happening once before.
                      What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards"

                      The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes offline.
                      10 minutes later, a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes
                      back on the line and says, "Yeah, your idea worked.
                      Now how do I get his motorcycle out?"

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                      • borked
                        Totally Borked
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 6284

                        #12
                        Originally posted by cool1
                        A trucker calls 911, and sounding a bit shaken tells the 911 operator, "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!"

                        The 911 operator had heard it all before and said
                        "Yep. Got a call about the same thing happening once before.
                        What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards"

                        The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes offline.
                        10 minutes later, a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes
                        back on the line and says, "Yeah, your idea worked.
                        Now how do I get his motorcycle out?"
                        ahahahaa! great one

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                        • Michaelious
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6720

                          #13
                          Doesn't surprise me too much.

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                          • peeperpimp
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                            • Aug 2006
                            • 5105

                            #14
                            Ah shit LOL, Hilarious
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                            • ADL Josh
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                              • Feb 2007
                              • 3026

                              #15
                              wow...........
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                              • carol.prime
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                                • Jul 2006
                                • 6960

                                #16
                                soo cool haha!!!
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                                • Klen
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 32234

                                  #17
                                  This one is about dumbest criminal on world:
                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6bL7v5hMQ8&NR=1

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                                  • g$$$
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                                    • Mar 2007
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                                    #18
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                                    • Mystica
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                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 152

                                      #19

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                                      • Gumballs
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                                        • Apr 2007
                                        • 250

                                        #20
                                        Thanks for posting it. LMAO.
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                                        • BBWTori
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 615

                                          #21
                                          That was great
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