What FB Etiquette in asking someone "Who the fuck are you" ?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    What FB Etiquette in asking someone "Who the fuck are you" ?



    I am going through my "friends" and want to basically ask em "who the fuc are you , how do I know you " and so on...


    Any ideas?


    -JDL
  • Jon Oso
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 2241

    #2
    Whenever people add me that I don't know, I always ask them that. If they don't answer, I'll add them and look around their page for clues... if I don't find any - they get deleted.
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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94735

      #3
      Medication first, then login...

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      • Si
        Such Fun!
        • Feb 2008
        • 13900

        #4
        Ask them the following:

        Are you gay or straight?
        Have we fucked?

        And if not,

        Would you like to?

        If you don't get a reply, they ain't worth adding or having as friends

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        • d-null
          . . .
          • Apr 2007
          • 13724

          #5
          Originally posted by Jon Oso
          Whenever people add me that I don't know, I always ask them that. If they don't answer, I'll add them and look around their page for clues... if I don't find any - they get deleted.
          that's what sucks about facebook, with myspace everyone was cool with everyone, now with facebook it is full of suspicion and gotten way too personal

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          • Farang
            one sick puppy
            • Oct 2004
            • 11713

            #6
            I have slept with 78% of peoples off my fb friends list
            fbm

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              Join my Mafia

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              • Jon Oso
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 2241

                #8
                Originally posted by d-null
                that's what sucks about facebook, with myspace everyone was cool with everyone, now with facebook it is full of suspicion and gotten way too personal
                Difference is, I have a lot more info on my day-to-day on my facebook than I ever did on myspace, and facebook is WAY more popular than myspace ever was (at least when I was using it, or in my circles).

                I was never someone who "collected friends." I don't do it online and I don't do it in real life either. If I don't have anything to say to someone I don't. If I want someone to know about me they can ask me and I'll gladly tell them most anything - but getting requests from people who won't even bother responding when I ask them if I know them doesn't sit well with me. If I request someone that I don't know (which I don't) I would at least have the courtesy to say "Hey, I don't know you but you seem cool (I want to bang you and your hot roommate)." .. instead of just ignoring their inquiry.
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                • d-null
                  . . .
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 13724

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jon Oso
                  Difference is, I have a lot more info on my day-to-day on my facebook than I ever did on myspace, and facebook is WAY more popular than myspace ever was (at least when I was using it, or in my circles).

                  I was never someone who "collected friends." I don't do it online and I don't do it in real life either. If I don't have anything to say to someone I don't. If I want someone to know about me they can ask me and I'll gladly tell them most anything - but getting requests from people who won't even bother responding when I ask them if I know them doesn't sit well with me. If I request someone that I don't know (which I don't) I would at least have the courtesy to say "Hey, I don't know you but you seem cool (I want to bang you and your hot roommate)." .. instead of just ignoring their inquiry.
                  I agree with you, and it is also still a big reason why I say "facebook sucks"

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                  • Jon Oso
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 2241

                    #10
                    Originally posted by d-null
                    I agree with you, and it is also still a big reason why I say "facebook sucks"
                    I like it. It's got more substance and depth than twitter, but not as much commitment as talking to someone in person. I can keep in touch with people without having to actually talk to them.
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                    • potter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 6559

                      #11
                      Why do you have people on your friends list you don't know?

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                      • epitome
                        So Fucking Lame
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 12156

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jon Oso
                        I like it. It's got more substance and depth than twitter, but not as much commitment as talking to someone in person. I can keep in touch with people without having to actually talk to them.
                        Exactly.

                        Tonight one of my oldest best friends called me. We haven't talked on the phone in about a year (neither of us are phone people) and haven't seen each other in about three.

                        We haven't talked all of that time yet we know exactly what the other one is up to and everything that has happened because of Facebook.

                        She called me to say that she'll be passing through my city on the 28th and wants to stop by. We'll catch up at that time but we won't be telling each other things the other doesn't already know.

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                        • Chosen
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 63151

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Si
                          Ask them the following:

                          Are you gay or straight?
                          Have we fucked?

                          And if not,

                          Would you like to?

                          If you don't get a reply, they ain't worth adding or having as friends

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                          • u-Bob
                            there's no $$$ in porn
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 33063

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                            Medication first, then login...

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                            • Waiter
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 15986

                              #15
                              asl pls lol
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                              • cooldude7
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 4306

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jon Oso
                                Whenever people add me that I don't know, I always ask them that. If they don't answer, I'll add them and look around their page for clues... if I don't find any - they get deleted.
                                same thing here. only in case of guys.

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                                • bloggingseo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2007
                                  • 1793

                                  #17
                                  Simply ask them "who the f*** are you?" If they know you, then they will know that is how you roll. If they are offended, then they obviously do not know Juicy D. Links! Then delete, of course.

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                                  • O MARINA
                                    I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 13796

                                    #18
                                    The best is random messages from Muhammed J Habostinalofhszjfhajsfhs'jh\'sjhf
                                    asking if we went to school together??
                                    maybe you should try those

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