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  • aico
    Moo Moo Cow
    • Mar 2004
    • 14748
    #1

    I figured out how to not pay taxes

    I was born in America. Doesn't that make me a Native American?
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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291
      #2
      lemme know when your casino opens i wanna be there ;)
      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748
          #3
          Originally posted by BusterBunny
          lemme know when your casino opens i wanna be there ;)
          I think I am gonna open a gas station first. The Casino down the road from me is opening one, and get this, they still have to charge the Gas Tax, but they get to keep it. That's big pimpin' right there.

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            • GAMEFINEST
              Make STACK$
              • Nov 2006
              • 14470
              #4
              fuck taxes...for now
              Compound interest.

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                • Brujah
                  Beer Money Baron
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 22157
                  #5
                  Easiest way is just stop making money.

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                    • dakota1358
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 2114
                      #6
                      I figured out years ago if I don't file then I don't have to pay,and whats better is the Gov't will set me up with free housing for the next few years
                      Carmen Cocks Rocks

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                        • Webby
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 14956
                          #7
                          Originally posted by aico
                          I was born in America. Doesn't that make me a Native American?
                          Of course

                          Was in the ops center of a net casino a while back and getting a rundown on how they operate. This was a fairly large operation with plenty staff and around $3-4 mill on comms gear configured to ensure 100% uptime, especially for transmitting gaming financial transactions..

                          Anyways... asked what data was being sent to the satellite and what the satellite did with the signal. Turns out this offshore casino was sending the money stuff to the US. Duh? Asks... Why on earth would you be transmitting your gaming funds to the US? Replies... It's going direct to an Indian Reservation
                          XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                            • aico
                              Moo Moo Cow
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14748
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Webby
                              Of course

                              Was in the ops center of a net casino a while back and getting a rundown on how they operate. This was a fairly large operation with plenty staff and around $3-4 mill on comms gear configured to ensure 100% uptime, especially for transmitting gaming financial transactions..

                              Anyways... asked what data was being sent to the satellite and what the satellite did with the signal. Turns out this offshore casino was sending the money stuff to the US. Duh? Asks... Why on earth would you be transmitting your gaming funds to the US? Replies... It's going direct to an Indian Reservation
                              Ok, fuck the gas station, I am opening the casino.

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                                • Webby
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14956
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by aico
                                  Ok, fuck the gas station, I am opening the casino.
                                  Far better ya go the profitable route and not rely on selling coffee to make a profit on the gas station aico - good move
                                  XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                    • 2012
                                      So Fucking What
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 17189
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by aico
                                      I was born in America. Doesn't that make me a Native American?
                                      you're from Seattle asking this?

                                      Take a quick walk down the street and ask a native american ...
                                      Last edited by 2012; 05-10-2007, 10:10 PM. Reason: i guess if you're downtown ... maybe you're in bellevue
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                                        • BusterBunny
                                          perverted justice decoy
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 19291
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by aico
                                          Ok, fuck the gas station, I am opening the casino.
                                          mos def the better choice
                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                            • aico
                                              Moo Moo Cow
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 14748
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by fartfly
                                              you're from Seattle asking this?

                                              Take a quick walk down the street and ask a native american ...
                                              They said yes. Now what?

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                                                • 2012
                                                  So Fucking What
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 17189
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by aico
                                                  They said yes. Now what?
                                                  I don't know. What would you do ? Do you like indians ?
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                                                    • Bdiddy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 2456
                                                      #14
                                                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsZO6G7dfpI

                                                      Watch this and you'll never file again.
                                                      "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

                                                      "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

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                                                        • nikooo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                          • 1199
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Brujah
                                                          Easiest way is just stop making money.

                                                          yup.................

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                                                            • Webby
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 14956
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by aico
                                                              They said yes. Now what?
                                                              They said yes?? Done deal man.

                                                              Pull the casino plan out - can start in the morning

                                                              Want to mix it with some offshore biz as well? No problemo!
                                                              XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                                • JaneB
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by aico
                                                                  I was born in America. Doesn't that make me a Native American?

                                                                  You are a riot. Nice to see someone posting a thread that is actually funny.

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                                                                    • Axzar
                                                                      Random Jackass
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 1837
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Here is an offshore casino you can own:

                                                                      Own Your Own Casino In the Philippines.

                                                                      You would probably have to pay taxes though.

                                                                      The Indians with the casinos have one goal in mind: To buy back the USA building by building.

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                                                                        • BucksMania
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 3758
                                                                          #19
                                                                          ummm... what?

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                                                                            • Prairiegrrl
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                              • 153
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by dakota1358
                                                                              I figured out years ago if I don't file then I don't have to pay,and whats better is the Gov't will set me up with free housing for the next few years
                                                                              with a cute roommate named Bubba
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