40 things we've leaned from porn
This is kinda old... but just sharing for those who havent seen it
1. All women goes to bed with high heels on
2. All men are permanently hard and ready to go
3. All women are cumming in a min
4. If woman meets a wanking stranger, she wont be scared at all! She gonna convince him to fuck her
5. All women are happy smiling when gets facial
6. All women are usually fucking ugly middle age dudes
7. All women are moaning while giving head
8. All women are always cumming along with their partners
9. U dont have to beg a chick to give u BJ
10. All women are moaning in bed and make alot of noise
11. Ppl at 70th were not able to cum without crazy guitar solo at the background
12. ALL tits are real!
13. The usual and very pleasant procedure for a man is to take his semi-hard cock and slap girl's lips, chicks & tongue with it
14. All men always screaming "OH YEAH!' when cumming
15. If there s a two men, each of them gona leave red mark of his hend on the girl's ass. And she wont mind it!
16. Double penetration always makes a woman smiles
17. There are no asian men
18. If u meet a couple fucking outdoors, a man wont mind if u put ur dick into his GF mouth
19. U rewinding porno movie forward to reach hot scenes
20. If u wanna get a girl horny, just slap her ass while doggy fucking
21. Nurses are always giving head to the patients
22. All mean always take his dick out of pussy while fucking
23. When ur Gf seeing u taking ur dick out from her GF's pussy, she immediately starts to play with u both
24. Women never have headache... nor red days
25. This is very important for a man to tell a woman how to suck his dick, while she giving him BJ
26. Assholes are always clean!
27. Cumming on the girl's ass is always satisfies both sides
28. All women are always nice surprised when they opening men's pants and see the cock
29. Men NEVER ask for sex
30. While BJ all men are always holding one hand on the girl's head, another hand on his hip
31. All men has a big cock
32. All pussies are shaven
33. No woman minds to be picked up the highway and being fucked by two strangers in the truck
34. Any girl with pony-tails - is teen
35. The rest of them - are MILF
36. 19 y. o. virgin knows everything and into everything
37. When guy takes off his pants, no keys falling out his pockets
38. Lesbians are never busy at work
39. All women looks like supermodels
40. All women has a pretty GFs, who always come along and dont mind three- four - five- six- ...some
1. All women goes to bed with high heels on
2. All men are permanently hard and ready to go
3. All women are cumming in a min
4. If woman meets a wanking stranger, she wont be scared at all! She gonna convince him to fuck her
5. All women are happy smiling when gets facial
6. All women are usually fucking ugly middle age dudes
7. All women are moaning while giving head
8. All women are always cumming along with their partners
9. U dont have to beg a chick to give u BJ
10. All women are moaning in bed and make alot of noise
11. Ppl at 70th were not able to cum without crazy guitar solo at the background
12. ALL tits are real!
13. The usual and very pleasant procedure for a man is to take his semi-hard cock and slap girl's lips, chicks & tongue with it
14. All men always screaming "OH YEAH!' when cumming
15. If there s a two men, each of them gona leave red mark of his hend on the girl's ass. And she wont mind it!
16. Double penetration always makes a woman smiles
17. There are no asian men
18. If u meet a couple fucking outdoors, a man wont mind if u put ur dick into his GF mouth
19. U rewinding porno movie forward to reach hot scenes
20. If u wanna get a girl horny, just slap her ass while doggy fucking
21. Nurses are always giving head to the patients
22. All mean always take his dick out of pussy while fucking
23. When ur Gf seeing u taking ur dick out from her GF's pussy, she immediately starts to play with u both
24. Women never have headache... nor red days
25. This is very important for a man to tell a woman how to suck his dick, while she giving him BJ
26. Assholes are always clean!
27. Cumming on the girl's ass is always satisfies both sides
28. All women are always nice surprised when they opening men's pants and see the cock
29. Men NEVER ask for sex
30. While BJ all men are always holding one hand on the girl's head, another hand on his hip
31. All men has a big cock
32. All pussies are shaven
33. No woman minds to be picked up the highway and being fucked by two strangers in the truck
34. Any girl with pony-tails - is teen
35. The rest of them - are MILF
36. 19 y. o. virgin knows everything and into everything
37. When guy takes off his pants, no keys falling out his pockets
38. Lesbians are never busy at work
39. All women looks like supermodels
40. All women has a pretty GFs, who always come along and dont mind three- four - five- six- ...some
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