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Old 11-19-2010, 09:33 AM  
Paul Markham
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Originally Posted by Machete_ View Post
here's an example of how the "couch news" should be properly done

It went on for too long and rambled on a bit too much for me. But you can see being sober, intelligent and having some talent to be funny is a definite advantage over Damian and Gary. The editing was way in advance of Porn Beer's as well. Cutting into pics of the site and content might be a good tip Damian.

I never posted the links to Google or Whois Damian. You posted the links. Get it right Damian.

I can never work out if Damian is a failure or not.

He clearly lives in a dump, that I thought was his or he was paying a mortgage on until someone told me he just rented it. The interior doesn't look like he earns a lot.

His marketing skills are clear to see. He does a bad job at marketing his self. Which would appear to be essential if you're trade is marketing.

Never heard a company state they use him for marketing either.

Yet he's flying to Vegas, so is he paying for the trip or someone else and if so who?

And he did buy me dinner once. So maybe he was after my business. Or just a kind heart looking to feed a poor soul.

Mind you I do remember it as, we all threw money into the middle to pay for the dinner individually.
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