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  • u-Bob
    there's no $$$ in porn
    • Jul 2005
    • 33063

    #51
    Originally posted by kazbalah
    Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

    Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

    What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

    Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

    Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

    Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

    HOW TO DO SEO:
    1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
    2. Make the title of the page "sex"
    3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
    4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
    5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

    DONE.

    I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.


    Noob doesn't know the lorem ipsum trick!

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    • B.Barnato
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2010
      • 3618

      #52
      Originally posted by u-Bob


      Noob doesn't know the lorem ipsum trick!
      he must be very fresh to seo

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      • TheDA
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 4665

        #53
        Some great tips in this thread. It's opened my eyes.
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        • MrCain
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2006
          • 3332

          #54
          Originally posted by kazbalah
          Lorem ipsum good for SEO? What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?
          No. Matt Cutts confirmed it.
          Sigmund

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          • awxm
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2009
            • 819

            #55
            Shouldn't this be in the educational section? Bump for a sticky.
            .

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            • Agent 488
              Registered User
              • Feb 2006
              • 22511

              #56
              there was a post about this on google webmaster blog. trying to find it. something like "lorem ipsum and seo: myths and realities." although i think matt cutts is a disinformation agent.

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              • redwhiteandblue
                Bollocks
                • Jun 2007
                • 2785

                #57
                Originally posted by kazbalah
                HOW TO DO SEO:
                1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
                2. Make the title of the page "sex"
                3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
                4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
                5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

                DONE.

                I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.
                You mean, you don't even use the infinite feedback trick? Where you put a link in your footer back to the same page, so googlebot goes into an infinite loop and they have to reboot the servers, leaving your site on top of the SERPS because it was the last one crawled?
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                • Babaganoosh
                  ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841

                  #58
                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                  Make sure to put your GooglePriorityID!
                  WG
                  Please speak no more of this. It is my secret I use to make money that I need to feed my two children, Hajmir and Steve.
                  I like pie.

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                  • Babaganoosh
                    ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 15841

                    #59
                    Originally posted by kazbalah
                    Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

                    Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

                    What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

                    Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

                    Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

                    Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

                    HOW TO DO SEO:
                    1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
                    2. Make the title of the page "sex"
                    3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
                    4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
                    5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

                    DONE.

                    I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.
                    I say that you are very new to making SEOs. Your box dutifully containing all of your thoughts.
                    I like pie.

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                    • Machete_
                      WINNING!
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14579

                      #60
                      Originally posted by kazbalah
                      Google's whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?
                      there, you said it yourself - 10 million
                      it's a power phrase, because it's so immensely popular, google gives weight to it, and rewards websites who know how to use it.

                      you dont know shit about SEO.

                      Last edited by Machete_; 11-18-2010, 07:40 AM.

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                      • B.Barnato
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 3618

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Machete_
                        there, you said it yourself - 10 million
                        it's a power phrase, because it's so immensely popular, google gives weight to it, and rewards websites who know how to use it.

                        you dont know shit about SEO.


                        also if i search for lorem ipsum google say 25 million results!

                        this is so popular so many searches for this term

                        you can try learn or leave it!

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                        • Don-Antonio
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 400

                          #62
                          Originally posted by kazbalah
                          Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

                          Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

                          What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

                          Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

                          Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

                          Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

                          HOW TO DO SEO:
                          1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
                          2. Make the title of the page "sex"
                          3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
                          4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
                          5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

                          DONE.

                          I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.
                          It's not 1997 anymore. You need to be on the cutting edge if you want to keep up with the competition.

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                          • Nicky
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 30071

                            #63
                            Originally posted by WiredGuy
                            Make sure to put your GooglePriorityID!
                            WG
                            I'm running out, please send me new ones through altavista tunnel. Thx

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                            • LaoTzu
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 350

                              #64
                              Originally posted by MrCain
                              No. Matt Cutts confirmed it.
                              Can't trust Matt Cutts. He also said that Google doesn't use meta keywords in their ranking algo anymore, but I put "porn" in my keywords tag 53 times (no commas), and now I rank #1. Nice try Cutts!

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                              • fris
                                I have to go potty
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 55716

                                #65
                                i get quite a bit of traffic on my development blog, it only has 100 posts with all lorem ipsum text, lots of comment spammers too.
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                                • Serge Litehead
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 5190

                                  #66
                                  no wonder i read lorem ispum all the time on all major news sites

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                                  • Agent 488
                                    Registered User
                                    • Feb 2006
                                    • 22511

                                    #67
                                    used by some of the top seo's:

                                    http://www.seowebdesignsonline.com/

                                    although this site's lorem ispum could be optimized and tweaked for better results imho.

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                                    • ottopottomouse
                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 13177

                                      #68
                                      Dunno why nobody has mentioned lorem ipsum as a css comment yet.
                                      ↑ see post ↑
                                      13101

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                                      • DamianJ
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 15808

                                        #69
                                        Matt Cunts more like!

                                        He is massive liar of which, also.

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                                        • Stephen
                                          Consigliere
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 1771

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by AdultKing
                                          most people just throw lorem ipsum up on same color text as background and expect it to work but it's the correct use of the formula that does the trick..
                                          well, it's important to conduct split A/B tests with your own traffic sources, since search algos are always in flux; but these techniques should not be so openly discussed, as the old Lorem Ipsum is one of my favorite, lesser-known "old school" tricks.

                                          priceless.

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                                          • dan@noof
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 278

                                            #71
                                            For our site's Lorem Ipsum SEO we will alternate between spelling all the text properly and then spelling each word in reverse. This is a trick that Google has not caught onto yet.

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                                            • marketsmart
                                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 20419

                                              #72
                                              here's a great blackhat tip:

                                              on all your contact pages, put google corp address for your contact infos..

                                              use some of their employees email addresses too if you can find them..

                                              google will read this information and think that you are them and they are you and will shoot you right to number one.

                                              you will need to put at least a years worth of their press releases on your site and then you should right a press release for your site talking about how google acquired your site and now they own it..

                                              1st page rankings in 3 days guaranteed...




                                              .
                                              Last edited by marketsmart; 11-18-2010, 09:59 AM.

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                                              • Zverka
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 307

                                                #73
                                                The newest discovered trick is MOTION TAGS or TAGS IN MOTION.
                                                I've heard that some guy recently made a millions with that.
                                                Motion tags can even shuffle lorem ipsum in real time for your pages,
                                                producing keywords rich pages
                                                Inside CSS, motion tags can rotate background colors, so google cognitive algorithm cannot recognize white text on white nor even black on black, but you have to have precisely adjusted timing for this

                                                A lot of good reading in this thread, keep it coming.

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                                                • rogueteens
                                                  So fucking bland
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 8005

                                                  #74
                                                  you lot are so rotten!

                                                  Everybody knows that Powertags have been depreciated and replaced with Ultratags. But i have heard that even Ultratags are on the way out and could be replaced with Superdupertags in the next google rollout, it may be time to beat Google to it and get in quick.
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                                                  • Roald
                                                    SecretFriends.com
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 27910

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Zverka
                                                    The newest discovered trick is MOTION TAGS or TAGS IN MOTION.
                                                    I've heard that some guy recently made a millions with that.
                                                    Motion tags can even shuffle lorem ipsum in real time for your pages,
                                                    producing keywords rich pages
                                                    Inside CSS, motion tags can rotate background colors, so google cognitive algorithm cannot recognize white text on white nor even black on black, but you have to have precisely adjusted timing for this

                                                    A lot of good reading in this thread, keep it coming.
                                                    I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things, great way to kill your serps



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                                                    • Zverka
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 307

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Roald
                                                      I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things, great way to kill your serps

                                                      As i said timing is essential part of this. Timing algorithm is based on measuring keywords density for each page you have on site and also includes a lot other things I wont disclose here
                                                      But I assure you, once you master this algo you will see money in motion ... blink blink

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                                                      • LaoTzu
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 350

                                                        #77
                                                        Follow me on this one... those in the know will appreciate:

                                                        <link rel="canonical" href="*"> *use a URL that 302 redirects back to this page
                                                        <link rel="lorem ipsum" priorityID="">
                                                        <META NAME="publisher" CONTENT="google.com">

                                                        Put your top keyword in a power tag FTW.

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                                                        • izzynew
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2009
                                                          • 174

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by rogueteens
                                                          you lot are so rotten!

                                                          Everybody knows that Powertags have been depreciated and replaced with Ultratags. But i have heard that even Ultratags are on the way out and could be replaced with Superdupertags in the next google rollout, it may be time to beat Google to it and get in quick.
                                                          I've heard Google is going to have a special place at the top of page one for websites with superdupertags.
                                                          And if your website has lorem ipsum text in bright colours the same as your pages, you'll get the top spot in google images too.

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                                                          • Roald
                                                            SecretFriends.com
                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 27910

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Zverka
                                                            As i said timing is essential part of this. Timing algorithm is based on measuring keywords density for each page you have on site and also includes a lot other things I wont disclose here
                                                            But I assure you, once you master this algo you will see money in motion ... blink blink
                                                            Without THE proper powertags and Google Gtags its worthless anyways


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                                                            • B.Barnato
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Nov 2010
                                                              • 3618

                                                              #80
                                                              ok good work people
                                                              i must compile to make ebook now

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                                                              • Inter-Sex
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 2231

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Roald
                                                                I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things
                                                                I vote for a private and paid forum.

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                                                                • bigluv
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                                  • 850

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Even better than lorem ipsum, I find "click here" very very powerful. Think about it, it is all over the net, so much link juice flowing to that phrase! I have topped my competitors who use lorem ipsum with 'click here'.
                                                                  Please do not spread this around, this just for GFY sharing.

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                                                                  • Hentaikid
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 1250

                                                                    #83
                                                                    An offshoot of google's new image recognition software is that the blink and marquee tags have the unexpected effect of capturing the spiders attention, it's like they cannot get away and your site is ranked preferentially as a result. Flasing animated gifs too may work, though you need to experiment with the proper speeds.

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                                                                    • Highest Def
                                                                      In the Cave of Gold
                                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                                      • 660

                                                                      #84

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                                                                      • CYF
                                                                        Coupon Guru
                                                                        • Mar 2009
                                                                        • 10973

                                                                        #85
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                                                                        • PornMD
                                                                          Mainstream Businessman
                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                          • 9291

                                                                          #86
                                                                          I've moved on from all of that crap. I wrap all non-opinion bits of information on my sites in FACT tags. Google then knows what to check on your site for validity against their own knowledge base - once they've validated you, you're golden.

                                                                          That's done a lot more for me than silly shit like exact keyword matching domains and page titles. You don't think Google sees through that shit by now?


                                                                          Originally posted by kazbalah
                                                                          Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

                                                                          Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

                                                                          What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

                                                                          Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

                                                                          Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

                                                                          Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

                                                                          HOW TO DO SEO:
                                                                          1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
                                                                          2. Make the title of the page "sex"
                                                                          3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
                                                                          4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
                                                                          5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

                                                                          DONE.

                                                                          I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.
                                                                          Silly neweb. Scam sites are original sites...Google hates scam sites, so to help combat scam sites, Google penalizes original sites. That's why the FACT tags help as well...if your duplicate content is validated against Google's knowledge base, then you don't get penalized. How the hell do you think all these sites that republish Reuters and AP content can maintain high rankings? How many of them do ANY of the shit you said?

                                                                          And by the way, if you can get any keywords you choose, why don't you have rankings for sex, porn, and, or the? Or for that matter why no rankings for poker, travel, online, or what? Are you just not going after the right terms, because I just mentioned the most powerful terms on the net and I don't see you anywhere on them.
                                                                          Last edited by PornMD; 11-18-2010, 07:04 PM.
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                                                                          • Zyber
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 832

                                                                            #87
                                                                            To avoid duplicate content I use the <NoIndex> </NoIndex> tags around the parts of my HTML I don't want Google to see.

                                                                            Here are some useful HTTP headers
                                                                            Code:
                                                                            Cache-Control: spider-cache, must-include
                                                                            Accept: image/jpeg, application/x-ms-application, image/gif, google/serp, bing/res, yandex/pravda, baidu/info
                                                                            Content-type: text/plain
                                                                            Content-Disposition: inline; phrase="[B]free porn[/B]"

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                                                                            • kazbalah
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                              • 1215

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Ah well looks like im an idiot, and your right i dont know anything about SEO, maybe i should learn
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                                                                              • kazbalah
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2007
                                                                                • 1215

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Btw - All these little tricks, scams and black hat SEO stuff might work for a while, the way i mentioned i do SEO has worked for me for 7 years now...
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                                                                                • Zverka
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                  • 307

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by kazbalah
                                                                                  Btw - All these little tricks, scams and black hat SEO stuff might work for a while, the way i mentioned i do SEO has worked for me for 7 years now...

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                                                                                  • CyberHustler
                                                                                    Masterbaiter
                                                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                                                    • 28753

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by B.Barnato
                                                                                    Maybe we pool knowledge like this to make available for purchasing
                                                                                    i can write in a ebook and make it for purchasing
                                                                                    You'd make a lot more money keeping this infos for GFY eyes only. Imagine if the Jews sold a book on how to take over the world? Would that be smart? No! Because then everybody would be a world ruling Jew after purchasing the book. Do you want everybody else to be the amazing seo expert you have become in this thread? No! Noob!
                                                                                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                    • B.Barnato
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Nov 2010
                                                                                      • 3618

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Is any update on development in this seo region?

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