IRS joke - pretty good one, read!

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  • czarina
    Webmaster Extraordinaire
    • Jul 2002
    • 10751

    #1

    IRS joke - pretty good one, read!

    At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do
    you do with the candle drippings?"
    "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back
    to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
    "What about all these matzo (bread) purchases? What do you do
    with the crumbs?"
    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls."

    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do
    you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
    perform?"
    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do
    is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue Service,
    and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
  • Yngwie
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    • May 2003
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    #2
    LMAO that was pretty good.
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    • SexualDragon
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      • jeffrey
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        • Jul 2004
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        #4
        LOL

        thats too funny
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        • cranki
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          • Feb 2005
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          #5
          hahahaha good one

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          • dav3
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            #6
            lol, good one
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            • dbavaria
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              • Nov 2005
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              #7
              Actually, they are sold:

              http://www.foreskin.org/f4sale.htm

              Baby foreskins can be used for research, medical purposes (skin grafts), and even face cream! Apparently they go for around $35 a pop...

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              • Bruce_Miller
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                • Mar 2004
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                #8
                Nice one!

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                • BV
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                  • Sep 2001
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                  #9
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                  • sicone
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                    • Los
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                      • AK
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                        • Nov 2003
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                        #12
                        hahahaha too funny!
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                        • calibra
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                          #13
                          A good one, LOL!

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                            • martinsc
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                              • ungratefulninja
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                                • Apr 2006
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by dbavaria
                                Actually, they are sold:

                                http://www.foreskin.org/f4sale.htm

                                Baby foreskins can be used for research, medical purposes (skin grafts), and even face cream! Apparently they go for around $35 a pop...

                                I can't bring myself to click the link, but I'm envisioning a roaming band of baby foreskin thieves.

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