So guys, how do you handle it? (No virgins need reply)

**mikeyddddd** · 05-03-2007, 12:46 PM

I'm outta there

**ADL Josh** · 05-03-2007, 12:48 PM

never had that problem..funny visual though.

**Swish** · 05-03-2007, 12:48 PM

**jonesonyou** · 05-03-2007, 12:49 PM

punch her in the face and get out of there!

**jact** · 05-03-2007, 12:49 PM

Thanks for the visual, I'm never eating pussy again! LOL

**baddog** · 05-03-2007, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by ADL Josh

never had that problem..funny visual though.

Like I said, virgins need not reply.

**baddog** · 05-03-2007, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by jact

Thanks for the visual, I'm never eating pussy again! LOL

oh please, you mean to tell me you have never seen a little piece of TP caught in a fold somewhere?

Do you eat pussy with your eyes closed or something?

**psili** · 05-03-2007, 12:56 PM

Reminds me of:

You stick your finger up a chicks ass and can feel the head of a brown turtle.... what do you do?

**Big Red Machine** · 05-03-2007, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by psili

Reminds me of:

You stick your finger up a chicks ass and can feel the head of a brown turtle.... what do you do?

Aslong as the turtle doesn't bite your finger...its all good..

**tASSy** · 05-03-2007, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by Big Red Machine

Aslong as the turtle doesn't bite your finger...its all good..

**jact** · 05-03-2007, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by baddog

oh please, you mean to tell me you have never seen a little piece of TP caught in a fold somewhere?

Do you eat pussy with your eyes closed or something?

I only eat freshly washed pussy, I'm not so much into the pee/sweat smell..

**onlymovies** · 05-03-2007, 01:29 PM

god i'm sure a nerd

**munki** · 05-03-2007, 01:32 PM

remove obstacle... and back to work

**SexualDragon** · 05-03-2007, 02:39 PM

take a shower together

**aico** · 05-03-2007, 02:42 PM

I wash my food before I eat it. It's just plain nasty to go down on a girl who hasn't taken a shower first.

**gimo33** · 05-03-2007, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by munki

remove obstacle... and back to work

lol... same here..

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-03-2007, 02:53 PM

not so much

D · 05-03-2007, 03:06 PM

Depends.

If it's a romantic evening, I'll usually take my time coming back up, and then whisper in her ear, suggesting we take a shower together.

If it's a quickie, I'll quickly excuse myself, step in the bathroom and grab a baby wipe (working in adult has spoiled me into always keeping those stocked), come back in, and take care of things real quick myself. She might have a flutter of embarrassment - but I make sure that quickly fades right after I'm done.

Not that it happens a whole hell of a lot - but it does happen.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 05-03-2007, 03:07 PM

I would open the paper and read it - it could be a warning note from the guy who went down there before you...

ADG Webmaster

**baddog** · 05-03-2007, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by jact

I only eat freshly washed pussy, I'm not so much into the pee/sweat smell..

no spontaneous sex for you I guess

**aico** · 05-03-2007, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by baddog

no spontaneous sex for you I guess

You can't have sex without eating a girl out? That's news to me.

**Scott McD** · 05-03-2007, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by psili

Reminds me of:

You stick your finger up a chicks ass and can feel the head of a brown turtle.... what do you do?

LOL !!!!!!

**CDSmith** · 05-03-2007, 03:14 PM

If she happily puts up with spitting out my loose pubes, I don't mind thhpyew-ing the odd klinger.

Or work around it.

A real man would zero in on the clit anyway and go to town, and leave the tp alone if it's that bothersome

Ladies, I can be reached via ICQ at 31024634. :D

**96ukssob** · 05-03-2007, 03:15 PM

remove it and move on. if the sex wasnt good i usually comment with "just to give you a tip, i was down town and found some stuff tucked aways..." otherwise i keep my trap shut

**SilkyJohnson** · 05-03-2007, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by jonesonyou

punch her in the face and get out of there!

This plan is fail proof!!

But I'm with the guy about not eating vag without a shower, that's sounds like the safest route.

**baddog** · 05-03-2007, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by aico

You can't have sex without eating a girl out? That's news to me.

unless we are somewhere that makes it impossible . . . back of the courthouse or something, I like to grab a snack.

**LadyMischief** · 05-03-2007, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by baddog

oh please, you mean to tell me you have never seen a little piece of TP caught in a fold somewhere?

Do you eat pussy with your eyes closed or something?

I've never seen it going down on a chick, but most of the chicks I do are lifestyle chicks and most of the people in the lifestyle think of those little things... courtesy you know. I actually saw the "clingons" more often on our models... I'd politely pull them aside and ask them to go wipe themselves in the bathroom and give them a box of wet wipes.

**JFK** · 05-03-2007, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

If she happily puts up with spitting out my loose pubes, I don't mind thhpyew-ing the odd klinger.

Or work around it.

A real man would zero in on the clit anyway and go to town, and leave the tp alone if it's that bothersome

Ladies, I can be reached via ICQ at 31024634. :D

well said

**g$$$** · 05-03-2007, 03:27 PM

make a joke...tell her she owes u some extra cash for helping her clean up

So guys, how do you handle it? (No virgins need reply)

So guys, how do you handle it? (No virgins need reply)

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