On May 15th, I'm going to fill up my SUV and drive it all day and fill it up again!!!

and thaaaaaaaaaaaan?

fuck that, im gonna just fill a bunch of gas cans and burn it

Then....

I'm finnin' to drills holes in my exhaust and drive cross country, littering and tagging shit the entire way, until I get to Redhoes joint.

Then I'm gonna set those fucking hissing roaches free that he keeps in the office, right before I shoot bottle rockets at the ghetto bird as it flys overhead.

And then... then... I'm going to Frys and I'm gonna just start stealing shit. Whatever I can't steal, I'm gonna break right there on the spot.

I figure by this time I will be in a police chase flying down the 101 with the top down, smoking a joint and drinking Jack Daniels right out of the bottle.

Once they blow out my tires, I'm pulling the gun from the glove box and I'm going to wave it in the air, maybe fire off a few shots at the news helicopters. Then get out and run into some back yards, hopping fences, and taking pot shots at the po-po as I get away.

Chances are they will shoot me down, and then the last laugh will be on me because I will be strapped with pipe bombs around my chest and will take about 10 of us out when they rush me after I hit the ground.

All in the name of Allah.

Well, him and this e-mail I got that told me to do this on May 15th and 16th while the rest of the world was sitting at home not getting gas.

And when I got those 70 virgins... I'm ass raping all 70 of them!!!

Oh my, you know how to party!

The girls might not be feeling quite so good about their sacred status any more!

as long as they stay virgins

Be sure to stay out of my way Junior (Mr. SUV guy)...

ADG Webmaster

Dude... forget my little SUV, I'm rollin with you!

Don't forget to eat a bunch of mushrooms before you hit the road!!! You won't enjoy it as much without'em!

lol, I do that all the time in the summer. Everyone calls me weird, I guess im not the only one!