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  • DamianJ
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    • Jul 2006
    • 15808

    #1

    PornBeer.com reviews AllRuth and SimonScans



    NB - FAO Paul Markham, this isn't in my squalid, dirty, disgusting, cheap, pikey flat, but carl's lovely ladyfriend's house. Sorry you cannot repeat your brilliantly acerbic comments, again. But fear not we're shooting a new one tonight, back in my hovel.

    PS - Anyone interested in a mini pornbeer review at Vegas, hit me up. Be good to do some silly interviews with girls there.
  • Machete_
    WINNING!
    • Oct 2002
    • 14579

    #2
    lame and boring

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    • Chris
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      • May 2003
      • 27880

      #3
      This is actually interesting idea...

      Video Review site .....
      [email protected]

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      • Machete_
        WINNING!
        • Oct 2002
        • 14579

        #4
        Originally posted by Chris
        This is actually interesting idea...

        Video Review site .....
        too bad it's already been done x1000 times better:

        http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...s-At-Work.html

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        • Chris
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2003
          • 27880

          #5
          Originally posted by Machete_
          too bad it's already been done x1000 times better:

          http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...s-At-Work.html
          lmfao come on could of given me a better video
          [email protected]

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          • Machete_
            WINNING!
            • Oct 2002
            • 14579

            #6
            Originally posted by Chris
            lmfao come on could of given me a better video
            Fair enough.

            This one should be more up your alley: http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...s-On-Boys.html

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            • DamianJ
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2006
              • 15808

              #7
              Originally posted by Machete_
              too bad it's already been done x1000 times better:

              http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...s-At-Work.html
              Hilarious.

              Yeah. That's at least x1000 better.

              Brilliant point.

              Should we badly read an autocue too? Should we hire a stupid sounding girl? Should we show the join page and go over all the different details? Cos fuck me sideways, that WAS interesting!

              You can pay by CHECK TOO!

              And it was declined!

              And then went to Epoch! And he prefers Epoch! Awesome! That is ENTERTAINMENT! FACT.

              WOW!

              That's really good.

              You are right.

              I have deleted the blog and the films from vimeo and youtube.

              Thanks for pointing out the errors of my ways, love.

              xoxoxox

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              • DamianJ
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2006
                • 15808

                #8
                Originally posted by Chris
                This is actually interesting idea...

                Video Review site .....
                There are a couple I think. This is more a rip off of diggnation that my mate and I do for a laugh.

                Last edited by DamianJ; 11-12-2010, 10:40 AM.

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                • Zyber
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 832

                  #9
                  13 minutes of just 2 guys? You need to have some girls there too, otherwise, yawn, no one has the patience to watch it through

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                  • JustDaveXxx
                    I AM JUSTDAVE !
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 4111

                    #10
                    It being so bad, makes it that good.


                    I like it. Funny shit.


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                    • Machete_
                      WINNING!
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14579

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DamianJ
                      Hilarious.

                      Yeah. That's at least x1000 better.

                      Brilliant point.

                      Should we badly read an autocue too? Should we hire a stupid sounding girl? Should we show the join page and go over all the different details? Cos fuck me sideways, that WAS interesting!

                      You can pay by CHECK TOO!

                      And it was declined!

                      And then went to Epoch! And he prefers Epoch! Awesome! That is ENTERTAINMENT! FACT.

                      WOW!

                      That's really good.

                      You are right.

                      I have deleted the blog and the films from vimeo and youtube.

                      Thanks for pointing out the errors of my ways, love.

                      xoxoxox
                      at least it's not a borefest with two unwashed, fat limey slobs sitting on a shitty couch desperately trying to be funny

                      get a real job, losers

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                      • DamianJ
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 15808

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Machete_
                        at least it's not a borefest with two unwashed, fat limey slobs sitting on a shitty couch desperately trying to be funny

                        get a real job, losers
                        You are usually really good at trolling. Here, Sir, your game is weak.

                        D- Can do better.

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                        • CaptainHowdy
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94034

                          #13

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                          • TheDA
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2006
                            • 4665

                            #14
                            Originally posted by zyber
                            13 minutes of just 2 guys? You need to have some girls there too, otherwise, yawn, no one has the patience to watch it through
                            nm
                            Sharleen Spiteri - 1989 - In The Ass

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                            • Agent 488
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 22511

                              #15
                              arsewithclass gary as a guest host would be interesting.

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                              • DVTimes
                                xxx
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 31650

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Agent 488
                                arsewithclass gary as a guest host would be interesting.
                                it would

                                i would love to see that.
                                XXX

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                                • CunningStunt
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 5594

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Machete_
                                  lame and boring
                                  For once I agree with you.

                                  Anyone who thinks 2 drunk stoners sitting on a couch is entertainment, god help them. It was slower moving than a turd race.

                                  I can see them sitting on the couch one day with the brainwave:

                                  Q. What are guys interested in?
                                  A. I know, porn and beer. Let's see if pornbeer.com is available. Yikes, it is, let's get it and make a few shitty videos of us trying to pretend we're beavis and butthead, and the year is 2001.

                                  The similarities are uncanny:



                                  Last edited by CunningStunt; 11-12-2010, 09:06 PM.

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                                  • DamianJ
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 15808

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                    For once I agree with you.
                                    Awww, my little fan turned up! Wondered how long it would take you.

                                    Are you going to be in Vegas. I would love to have a beer with you because you really know what you are talking about and I value your opinions on everything.

                                    LMK ASAP KTHXBYE

                                    xoxoxox

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                                    • Paul Markham
                                      Too old to care
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 52942

                                      #19
                                      No comment.

                                      http://vimeo.com/7451589

                                      http://vimeo.com/8079940

                                      http://vimeo.com/8897041

                                      http://vimeo.com/13411050

                                      http://pornbeer.com/
                                      Last edited by Paul Markham; 11-13-2010, 03:34 AM.



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                                      • DamianJ
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 15808

                                        #20
                                        Thanks for the bump and posting the other episodes. It's useful having a stalker. You saved me some work there, cheers buddy!

                                        Which is your favourite? I think the Huster one is still the best.

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                                        • CunningStunt
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2006
                                          • 5594

                                          #21
                                          Huster or do you mean Hustler?

                                          I want some help making people pay more attention to my advertising - perhaps I should use some dead images or misspellings? Or perhaps the ever popular .info that no search engine gives 2 tosses about?

                                          Call me.
                                          Last edited by CunningStunt; 11-13-2010, 04:20 AM.

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                                          • DamianJ
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 15808

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                            Huster or do you mean Hustler?

                                            I want some help making people pay more attention to my advertising - perhaps I should use some dead images or misspellings? Or perhaps the ever popular .info that no search engine gives 2 tosses about?

                                            Call me.
                                            What's your number?

                                            I really need your help with domains. I really did buy thanksfortheinfos.info seriously for SERPS, not just for a stupid 2 buck joke.

                                            PLEASE HELP ME, YOU SEEM BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111oneone

                                            PS If all you have is a typo and an obvious gag domain to troll me about, you really need to do some more work. You are made of sterner stuff than this. Come on, man. Why not join in Markham's Campaign To Point Out I Rent My Flat?

                                            PPS Thanks for the bump!

                                            PPPS Are you coming to Vegas?
                                            Last edited by DamianJ; 11-13-2010, 04:24 AM.

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                                            • CunningStunt
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 5594

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DamianJ
                                              What's your number?

                                              I really need your help with domains. I really did buy thanksfortheinfos.info seriously for SERPS, not just for a stupid 2 buck joke.

                                              PLEASE HELP ME, YOU SEEM BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111oneone

                                              PS If all you have is a typo and an obvious gag domain to troll me about, you really need to do some more work. You are made of sterner stuff than this. Come on, man. Why not join in Markham's Campaign To Point Out I Rent My Flat?

                                              PPS Thanks for the bump!
                                              Email me your number and I'll give you a call, my brother lives just around the corner from you too, he's in Brighton.

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                                              • DamianJ
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 15808

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                Email me your number and I'll give you a call, my brother lives just around the corner from you too, he's in Brighton.
                                                WOW! Really? Your brother lives here? That is WAY COOL DUDE!

                                                07791 47 33 94

                                                I'm recording this afternoon, so might not be able to pick up. Just leave a message calling me names and I'll get back to you when I have stopped wrestling with Logic.

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                                                • CunningStunt
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 5594

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                  WOW! Really? Your brother lives here? That is WAY COOL DUDE!

                                                  07791 47 33 94

                                                  I'm recording this afternoon, so might not be able to pick up. Just leave a message calling me names and I'll get back to you when I have stopped wrestling with Logic.
                                                  Address?

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                                                  • Barefootsies
                                                    Choice is an Illusion
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 42635

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Machete_
                                                    at least it's not a borefest with two unwashed, fat limey slobs sitting on a shitty couch desperately trying to be funny

                                                    Sorry DJ, but that shit just caught me off guard first thing in the morning.
                                                    Should You Email Your Members?

                                                    Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                    Enough Said.

                                                    "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                    • DVTimes
                                                      xxx
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 31650

                                                      #27
                                                      Do not mock Damian for being fat, camp, and boring.

                                                      He just sent me £30 via pal pal so I could buy a Big Track.
                                                      XXX

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                                                      • Twoface31
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 2746

                                                        #28
                                                        cool great site for allruth and simonscans this great!!!!!

                                                        Email: <span style="color:Cyan">[email protected]</span>
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                                                        • Paul Markham
                                                          Too old to care
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 52942

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Machete_
                                                          lame and boring
                                                          Don't knock him. He's just trying something different. Trying to tap into the drunk yobbish surfer crowd.

                                                          Well done Damian, keep up the magnificent work.



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                                                          • Paul Markham
                                                            Too old to care
                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                            • 52942

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Machete_
                                                            too bad it's already been done x1000 times better:

                                                            http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...s-At-Work.html
                                                            Come on what could be less likely to convert porns surfers. A lovely girl reading out a sensible review. No never going to work as well as two drunken plump guys on a second hand sofa. That concept has to be a winner. LOL



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                                                            • Barefootsies
                                                              Choice is an Illusion
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 42635

                                                              #31
                                                              Time for a new episode.
                                                              Should You Email Your Members?

                                                              Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                              Enough Said.

                                                              "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                              • Paul Markham
                                                                Too old to care
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 52942

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                                Time for a new episode.
                                                                Are you stalking him?



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                                                                • DamianJ
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 15808

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                  Are you stalking him?
                                                                  Anyone ever not sure of the definition of irony may use the above post.

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                                                                  • chronig
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Oct 2009
                                                                    • 2653

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                    Hilarious.

                                                                    Yeah. That's at least x1000 better.

                                                                    Brilliant point.

                                                                    Should we badly read an autocue too? Should we hire a stupid sounding girl? Should we show the join page and go over all the different details? Cos fuck me sideways, that WAS interesting!

                                                                    You can pay by CHECK TOO!

                                                                    And it was declined!

                                                                    And then went to Epoch! And he prefers Epoch! Awesome! That is ENTERTAINMENT! FACT.

                                                                    WOW!

                                                                    That's really good.

                                                                    You are right.

                                                                    I have deleted the blog and the films from vimeo and youtube.

                                                                    Thanks for pointing out the errors of my ways, love.

                                                                    xoxoxox
                                                                    rofl... don't kid yourself... that site blows yours away you clown

                                                                    beer porn! ... beer porn! the introduction is pretty catchy - after that I'm sure there isn't a soul in the world that can stand more than 30 seconds listening to you and your beastly friend

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                                                                    • Paul Markham
                                                                      Too old to care
                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 52942

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                      Anyone ever not sure of the definition of irony may use the above post.
                                                                      I don't have a link to your site in my signature.



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                                                                      • Machete_
                                                                        WINNING!
                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 14579

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                        Don't knock him. He's just trying something different. Trying to tap into the drunk yobbish surfer crowd.

                                                                        Well done Damian, keep up the magnificent work.
                                                                        here's an example of how the "couch news" should be properly done

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                                                                        • DamianJ
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 15808

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                          I don't have a link to your site in my signature.
                                                                          http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk <---There you are, feel free to use that one.

                                                                          I will pay you $5 a month. Save you having to beg here for money for glasses again.

                                                                          Stalking is looking up where people live in whois, then entering that on Google Maps, then posting links to that on message boards. Like you did.

                                                                          I am merely mocking you for saying what you sell isn't good enough. Which you said.

                                                                          HTH to clarify things.
                                                                          Last edited by DamianJ; 11-19-2010, 06:52 AM.

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                                                                          • Barefootsies
                                                                            Choice is an Illusion
                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                            • 42635

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by chronig
                                                                            beer porn! ... beer porn! the introduction is pretty catchy
                                                                            It is indeed....
                                                                            Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                            Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                            Enough Said.

                                                                            "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                                            • Paul Markham
                                                                              Too old to care
                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 52942

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Machete_
                                                                              here's an example of how the "couch news" should be properly done

                                                                              It went on for too long and rambled on a bit too much for me. But you can see being sober, intelligent and having some talent to be funny is a definite advantage over Damian and Gary. The editing was way in advance of Porn Beer's as well. Cutting into pics of the site and content might be a good tip Damian.

                                                                              I never posted the links to Google or Whois Damian. You posted the links. Get it right Damian.

                                                                              I can never work out if Damian is a failure or not.

                                                                              He clearly lives in a dump, that I thought was his or he was paying a mortgage on until someone told me he just rented it. The interior doesn't look like he earns a lot.

                                                                              His marketing skills are clear to see. He does a bad job at marketing his self. Which would appear to be essential if you're trade is marketing.

                                                                              Never heard a company state they use him for marketing either.

                                                                              Yet he's flying to Vegas, so is he paying for the trip or someone else and if so who?

                                                                              And he did buy me dinner once. So maybe he was after my business. Or just a kind heart looking to feed a poor soul.

                                                                              Mind you I do remember it as, we all threw money into the middle to pay for the dinner individually.



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                                                                              • DamianJ
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                                • 15808

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                you can see being sober, intelligent and having some talent to be funny is a definite advantage over Damian and Carl. The editing was way in advance of Porn Beer's as well.
                                                                                Lol. Did you not know until know it was a unashamed rip off of diggnation?

                                                                                Brilliant. That was the cat reference in the episode, you funny little thing.

                                                                                And do you not know that Kevin and Alex get utterly shit faced drunk every week? That's the POINT, bless you. They get drunk and talk about tech.

                                                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                I never posted the links to Google
                                                                                Yes you did, on another forum.

                                                                                Bless your memory!

                                                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                Never heard a company state they use him for marketing either.
                                                                                Sorry, just got to do some work on a thing for Playboy UK who I used to work for many years ago and who asked me back as a consultant, before starting the email plan for EasyDate and then finally before I go out I need to do the email newsletter for 3wayscash.com, who have been a client for 3 years.

                                                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                Yet he's flying to Vegas, so is he paying for the trip or someone else and if so who?
                                                                                Three of my clients!

                                                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                And he did buy me dinner once. So maybe he was after my business. Or just a kind heart looking to feed a poor soul.
                                                                                You asked me if you could come. Why would Playboy do business with you?

                                                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                Mind you I do remember it as, we all threw money into the middle to pay for the dinner individually.
                                                                                No, it went on the Playboy expense account.

                                                                                It was about 6 years ago when I first got in the industry before I knew everyone avoids you at trade shows. I know better now.

                                                                                Thanks for the bumps though.

                                                                                You might like the article I quote on my adult marketing site about haters.
                                                                                Last edited by DamianJ; 11-19-2010, 08:02 AM.

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                                                                                • Barefootsies
                                                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 42635

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                                  Anyone who thinks 2 drunk stoners sitting on a couch is entertainment, god help them. It was slower moving than a turd race.
                                                                                  Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                                  Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                                  Enough Said.

                                                                                  "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                                                  • D-Money
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                    • 9716

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Somebody pass me a beer and a joint!

                                                                                    I like what pornbeer is doing, the concept is great.

                                                                                    Personally, I wouldn't watch it myself, but there are lot's of lonely people out there that will I'm sure.

                                                                                    Cheers Damian!
                                                                                    Still Ballin'

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                                                                                    • Machete_
                                                                                      WINNING!
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 14579

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                      I can never work out if Damian is a failure or not.

                                                                                      He clearly lives in a dump, that I thought was his or he was paying a mortgage on until someone told me he just rented it. The interior doesn't look like he earns a lot.
                                                                                      England is a dump in itself. Dont matter if he owns anything there or rents.
                                                                                      It's still a shithole, and he's a boring loser.

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                                                                                      • Machete_
                                                                                        WINNING!
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 14579

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                        I like what pornbeer is doing, the concept is great.
                                                                                        The concept is great, because they stole it from someone else.

                                                                                        The difference is that diggnation guys are funny, original and a pleasure to look at, whilst Damian and his neanderthal-looking friend are boring dullards who cant put two words together.

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                                                                                        • DamianJ
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 15808

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                          Somebody pass me a beer and a joint!

                                                                                          I like what pornbeer is doing, the concept is great.

                                                                                          Personally, I wouldn't watch it myself, but there are lot's of lonely people out there that will I'm sure.

                                                                                          Cheers Damian!
                                                                                          Thanks man, clearly we ripped off diggnation, but added porn and ref links!



                                                                                          Nice to get a compliment from a guy like you.

                                                                                          See you in Vegas.

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                                                                                          • DamianJ
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                                            • 15808

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Machete_
                                                                                            The diggnation guys are a pleasure to look at
                                                                                            You are such a gaylord bumder.

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                                                                                            • Altwebdesign

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              you crack me up every time

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