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  • Vendzilla
    Biker Gnome
    • Mar 2004
    • 23200

    #1

    Rules For A Gunfight

    Drill Sergeant Joe B. Fricks Rules For A Gunfight

    1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need.

    2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot inside, buckshot is your friend. A new wall is cheap - funerals are expensive

    3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

    4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

    5. Move away from your attacker and go to cover. Distance is your friend. (Bulletproof cover and diagonal or lateral movement are preferred.)

    6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a semi or full-automatic long gun and a friend with a long gun.

    7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

    8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. Yell "Fire!" Why "Fire"? Cops will come with the Fire Department, sirens often scare off the bad guys, or at least cause then to lose concentration and will.... and who is going to summon help if you yell "Intruder," "Glock" or "Winchester?"

    9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

    10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

    11. Stretch the rules. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

    12. Have a plan.

    13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. "No battle plan ever survives 10 seconds past first contact with an enemy."

    14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible, but remember, sheetrock walls and the like stop nothing but your pulse when bullets tear through them.

    15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

    16. Don't drop your guard.

    17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. Practice reloading one-handed and off-hand shooting. That's how you live if hit in your "good" side.

    18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. Smiles, frowns and other facial expressions don't (In God we trust. Everyone else keep your hands where I can see them.)

    19. Decide NOW to always be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

    20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

    21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet if necessary, because they may want to kill you.

    22. Be courteous to everyone, overly friendly to no one.

    23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

    24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4".

    25. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket." At a practice session, throw you gun into the mud, then make sure it still works. You can clean it later.

    26. Practice shooting in the dark, with someone shouting at you, when out of breath, etc.

    27. Regardless of whether justified of not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.

    28. The only thing you EVER say afterwards is, "He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm very upset now. I can't say anything more. Please speak with my attorney."

    Finally, Drill Sergeant Frick's Rules For Un-armed Combat.

    1. Never be unarmed.
    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
    think about that
  • CyberHustler
    Masterbaiter
    • Feb 2006
    • 28718

    #2
    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      guns are for the weak.


      explosives trumps guns every time.


      what to bring to a gunfight? I'm bringing C4.
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • Vendzilla
        Biker Gnome
        • Mar 2004
        • 23200

        #4
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
        guns are for the weak.


        explosives trumps guns every time.


        what to bring to a gunfight? I'm bringing C4.
        Rocket launchers are fun, I like shot guns with Magnesium rounds
        Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
        think about that

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        • Machete_
          WINNING!
          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          Originally posted by Vendzilla
          28. The only thing you EVER say afterwards is, "He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm very upset now. I can't say anything more. Please speak with my attorney."
          Drill Sergeant Fricks is a dumb fuck.

          Never communicate with police, except for stating your name and showing identification, if asked.

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          • SallyRand
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jan 2008
            • 3487

            #6
            Worth repeating!

            Originally posted by Vendzilla
            Drill Sergeant Joe B. Fricks Rules For A Gunfight

            1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need.

            2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot inside, buckshot is your friend. A new wall is cheap - funerals are expensive

            3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

            4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

            5. Move away from your attacker and go to cover. Distance is your friend. (Bulletproof cover and diagonal or lateral movement are preferred.)

            6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a semi or full-automatic long gun and a friend with a long gun.

            7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

            8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. Yell "Fire!" Why "Fire"? Cops will come with the Fire Department, sirens often scare off the bad guys, or at least cause then to lose concentration and will.... and who is going to summon help if you yell "Intruder," "Glock" or "Winchester?"

            9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

            10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

            11. Stretch the rules. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

            12. Have a plan.

            13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. "No battle plan ever survives 10 seconds past first contact with an enemy."

            14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible, but remember, sheetrock walls and the like stop nothing but your pulse when bullets tear through them.

            15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

            16. Don't drop your guard.

            17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. Practice reloading one-handed and off-hand shooting. That's how you live if hit in your "good" side.

            18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. Smiles, frowns and other facial expressions don't (In God we trust. Everyone else keep your hands where I can see them.)

            19. Decide NOW to always be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

            20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

            21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet if necessary, because they may want to kill you.

            22. Be courteous to everyone, overly friendly to no one.

            23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

            24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4".

            25. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket." At a practice session, throw you gun into the mud, then make sure it still works. You can clean it later.

            26. Practice shooting in the dark, with someone shouting at you, when out of breath, etc.

            27. Regardless of whether justified of not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.

            28. The only thing you EVER say afterwards is, "He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm very upset now. I can't say anything more. Please speak with my attorney."

            Finally, Drill Sergeant Frick's Rules For Un-armed Combat.

            1. Never be unarmed.

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            • Vendzilla
              Biker Gnome
              • Mar 2004
              • 23200

              #7
              Originally posted by Machete_
              Drill Sergeant Fricks is a dumb fuck.

              Never communicate with police, except for stating your name and showing identification, if asked.
              I was told to show them my CCW and the business card of my lawyer
              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
              think about that

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              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                Originally posted by Vendzilla
                Rocket launchers are fun, I like shot guns with Magnesium rounds
                i was military ordnance, so I'm partial to things that go BOOM!

                the LAW is your friend
                SIG TOO BIG

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                • Machete_
                  WINNING!
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14579

                  #9

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                  • TheSenator
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 13340

                    #10
                    That is crazy right winger Taliban thinking there.

                    Those are dark thoughts that consume people who watch to much 24, Fox News, etc.


                    Whatever happen to drinking your fill around a camp fire? Drinking and listen to good time music like "Fat Bottemed Girls" at your local water hole.

                    Damn, a good old fist fight where the loser buys a round of drinks.

                    Good time girls that just want to have good time with you.
                    ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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                    • Grapesoda
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 46238

                      #11
                      better judged by 12 than carried by 6

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                      • ArsewithClass
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 7957

                        #12
                        Break their necks before the fight ;)


                        Rules for the fight...... no rules, no fight

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                        • ottopottomouse
                          She is ugly, bad luck.
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 13177

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vendzilla
                          It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.
                          Lots of interesting ones in there but this stood out for me.
                          ↑ see post ↑
                          13101

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                          • seeandsee
                            Check SIG!
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 50945

                            #14
                            fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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                            • brassmonkey
                              Pay It Forward
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 77396

                              #15
                              only rule i can think of is draw first and make sure u hit the target.
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