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  • Trax
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    • Aug 2001
    • 14486

    #1

    Chevrolet Trax... you've got to be fucking kidding me.

    Time for me to change my nick...
    look at this piece of shit car:



    no please no
  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #2
    Originally posted by Trax
    Time for me to change my nick...
    look at this piece of shit car:



    no please no

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    • candyflip
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      • Jul 2002
      • 43073

      #3
      I think they have three very different variations of it too.

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      • candyflip
        Carpe Visio
        • Jul 2002
        • 43073

        #4
        Here are the others...still just concepts.

        Beat variant:


        The Three together:
        Last edited by candyflip; 05-02-2007, 11:35 AM.

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        • DateDoc
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          • Feb 2005
          • 14243

          #5
          Originally posted by Trax
          Time for me to change my nick...
          look at this piece of shit car:



          no please no
          haha that is so GAY!

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          • Humpy Leftnut
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            • Apr 2007
            • 1292

            #6
            It looks like it could be pushed over from the side
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            • Wizzo
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              #7
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              • candyflip
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                • Jul 2002
                • 43073

                #8
                Originally posted by Wizzo
                Pimp that Ride Playa!
                That Brown one would probably rock with some 16s.

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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 47880

                  #9
                  damn, I wouldn't drive that thing if they were giving it away for free....
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                  • Trax
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                    • Aug 2001
                    • 14486

                    #10
                    Originally posted by candyflip
                    Here are the others...still just concepts.
                    The Three together:
                    this is so horrible... i couldn't even tell which one is worst...

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                    • candyflip
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 43073

                      #11
                      You can vote on which one you like the best (or worst).

                      http://vote4chevrolet.com

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                      • Sosa
                        In Tushy Land
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 40149

                        #12
                        talk about ugly lol

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                        • Ravage
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                          • Mar 2007
                          • 2242

                          #13
                          Originally posted by candyflip
                          You can vote on which one you like the best (or worst).

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                          why bother
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                          • pornguy
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 62910

                            #14
                            Kind of looks like a little surfer car
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                            • Roald
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                              • May 2001
                              • 27910

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Trax
                              Time for me to change my nick...
                              look at this piece of shit car:



                              no please no
                              ahhhh he has your eyes


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                              • Wizzo
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by pornguy
                                Kind of looks like a little surfer car
                                like for a midget surfer?
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                                • Michaelious
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 6720

                                  #17
                                  Looks like a box with wheels

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                                  • Trax
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                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 14486

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by QuaShe
                                    ahhhh he has your eyes
                                    you hate me, don't you ;)

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                                    • WhiplashDug
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                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 3438

                                      #19
                                      Thats what the world gets! Fuel effenciency at its best!
                                      I'll take a good'ol gas guzzlin monster of American steel any day!

                                      Chevy needs to stop trying to pander to the tree huggers and stick with what they know! I've been brand loyal to Chevy for 20 years! I'm chompin at the bit .. this is my next buy:


                                      So I guess if they insist on tarnishing their image with a few il-conceived "pieces of shit" (as so quoted) then so be-it!

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                                      • Brad
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                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 2510

                                        #20
                                        wow, and I thought the Aztek was the worst a car could look.

                                        Thanks Chevrolet for confirming that Americans don't know anything about designing cars.
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                                        • Big Red Machine
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                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 9586

                                          #21
                                          That thing looks like a Train Engine

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                                          • X37375787

                                            #22
                                            The Equinox ain't that bad...

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                                            • Loryn
                                              Super Connector
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 12853

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by WhiplashDug
                                              Thats what the world gets! Fuel effenciency at its best!
                                              I'll take a good'ol gas guzzlin monster of American steel any day!

                                              Chevy needs to stop trying to pander to the tree huggers and stick with what they know! I've been brand loyal to Chevy for 20 years! I'm chompin at the bit .. this is my next buy:


                                              So I guess if they insist on tarnishing their image with a few il-conceived "pieces of shit" (as so quoted) then so be-it!

                                              GOD SAVE THE HEARTBEAT OF AMERICA!


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                                              • Meeper
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                                                • Feb 2007
                                                • 2642

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by candyflip
                                                Here are the others...still just concepts.

                                                Beat variant:


                                                The Three together:
                                                I just threw up in my mouth a little
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                                                • Mike Semen
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 2924

                                                  #25
                                                  Wait till you see the new Chevy Mike Semen. It will kick ass.
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                                                  • Phoenix
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                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 35475

                                                    #26
                                                    not too nice i agree
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                                                    • Ssv
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                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                      • 402

                                                      #27
                                                      I don't know about you, but I like it, it's girlie

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                                                      • woj
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                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 47880

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


                                                        I was just going to make that point. Those cars are for the Hippy people who use earth as their religion and feel all smug when they spew their good deeds on other people, or at least THEY feel they are good deeds!!!
                                                        I better not see you bitching in "fuck! gas is so expensive here" threads in a few months when gas hits $4/gallon... :-P
                                                        Last edited by woj; 05-02-2007, 12:57 PM.
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                                                        • ADL Josh
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                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 3026

                                                          #29
                                                          that is a strange looking vehicle.
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                                                          • Trax
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                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                            • 14486

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Ssv
                                                            I don't know about you, but I like it, it's girlie
                                                            go see a doctor... most likely somethings wrong with your eyes (or brain?!)

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                                                            • ungratefulninja
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                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 682

                                                              #31
                                                              Maybe they will make an SS version like the Cobalt?

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                                                              • sinclair
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                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 1431

                                                                #32
                                                                they will sell like hotcakes!
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                                                                • Pumba
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                                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                                  • 1094

                                                                  #33
                                                                  They look like cartoon characters.

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                                                                  • Elli
                                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 17991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Chev needs to hire some good texture artists for their CG.. seriously.

                                                                    The green one looks like an Aveo with different plastics. And can't we leave the PT Cruiser (black one) to rust in peace?
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                                                                    • BAKO
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                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 18483

                                                                      #35
                                                                      One Ugly car
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                                                                      • Trax
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                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                        • 14486

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Elli
                                                                        Chev needs to hire some good texture artists for their CG.. seriously.

                                                                        The green one looks like an Aveo with different plastics. And can't we leave the PT Cruiser (black one) to rust in peace?
                                                                        not really
                                                                        what they need to do is fire the person that makes the final decision.. the one who decides to send these into mass production.. nothing wrong with fucked up designs... those happen everywhere
                                                                        not seeing them and sending them before the point of no return... this is where it gets fucked up...

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                                                                        • Loryn
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                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 12853

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by woj
                                                                          I better not see you bitching in "fuck! gas is so expensive here" threads in a few months when gas hits $4/gallon... :-P
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                                                                          • jalami
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                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 845

                                                                            #38
                                                                            New cars suck. Badly.
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                                                                            • Trax
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                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 14486

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by jalami
                                                                              New cars suck. Badly.
                                                                              now that is a roughly oversimplified and just not true.

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                                                                              • BradM
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                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                • 3397

                                                                                #40
                                                                                That's not the Chevy Trax, that's the Chevy Bowladix.

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                                                                                • The Truth Hurts
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                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 15786

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Trax
                                                                                  Time for me to change my nick...
                                                                                  Kmart used to have a sneaker line called Trax..

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                                                                                  • JD
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                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 22651

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Trax
                                                                                    now that is a roughly oversimplified and just not true.
                                                                                    dude most of the cars that coming out are all "futuristic" and it's disgusting. The only reason I don't go buy a new ride is because 90% of the cars I normally would have gone for are fucking hideous.

                                                                                    Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                    That's not the Chevy Trax, that's the Chevy Bowladix.
                                                                                    now THAT is fucking heeeelarious!

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                                                                                    • Elli
                                                                                      Reach for those stars!
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 17991

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Trax
                                                                                      not really
                                                                                      what they need to do is fire the person that makes the final decision.. the one who decides to send these into mass production.. nothing wrong with fucked up designs... those happen everywhere
                                                                                      not seeing them and sending them before the point of no return... this is where it gets fucked up...
                                                                                      So very true. But somehow the Aztec and the Element got past the ugly filters into mass production, so I've lost a little faith in the process.
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                                                                                      • Ssv
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                                                        • 402

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Trax
                                                                                        go see a doctor... most likely somethings wrong with your eyes (or brain?!)
                                                                                        well that's my opinion, and if you don't respect it, go fuck yourself!!
                                                                                        If you don't want you don't have to drive that car, you can walk, or take your rusty bike

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                                                                                        • Dvae
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                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 5326

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Trax
                                                                                          Time for me to change my nick...
                                                                                          look at this piece of shit car:



                                                                                          no please no
                                                                                          This was what came to mind when I saw that pic.

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                                                                                          • Rochard
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                                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                                            • 75762

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Yeah, it looks ghey but this is going to be the new trend in cars. They'll get smaller and much better on gas.
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                                                                                            • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                              Now choke yourself!
                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                              • 12085

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              God DAMN those are ugly.

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                                                                                              • O MARINA
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                                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                                • 13794

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                much better than your Cayenne
















                                                                                                not

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                                                                                                • Viper2K1
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 1006

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  [QUOTE=candyflip;12353006]Here are the others...still just concepts.

                                                                                                  Beat variant:


                                                                                                  looks alot like the citroen C1

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                                                                                                  • woj
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                    • 47880

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    50 lame cars
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