Mike Tyson Is The Funniest Motha Fucka Alive!!

**-=HUNGRYMAN=-** · 05-07-2002, 01:35 AM

Huh ???

Im confused now ....

**drunkmonkey** · 05-07-2002, 01:40 AM

Was arguably the best boxer ever. Asshole of a man, though. He will not be able to do anything but fight for his whole life (when he is not in prison) and I cannot wait until he is not boxing but doing some UFC or PRIDE fighting. That will be some kick ass pay-per-view.

Personally, I cannot wait for him to get back in the ring. Since he left, the division has sucked. I would like to see him get the titles back.

**boneprone** · 05-07-2002, 02:01 AM

im actually starting to feel sorry for him.
He's been used to make others $$ like crazy.

I really do think he may be mentally retarded and has been taken advantage of big time.

Listening to him talk when he is not in rage, he sounds like a little kid. He really seems to be menatlly retarded. Im feeling sorry for him.
Sure he;s a kick ass fighter, and when he's pissed and riled up he talks like hes gunna kill someone, but im thinking there is someone behind this riling him up like that.

Someone tryng to take advantage of this person with a 9 year old brain and a warrior's body.

Take away the meds and hes a wacko.

**MikeyBoy** · 05-07-2002, 02:23 AM

why feel sorry for him

remember when you where 9
how simple life was then

Sometimes I wish I was 9 years old

**boneprone** · 05-07-2002, 02:24 AM

Maybe you should start taking your Zoloft too.

**Corona** · 05-07-2002, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by MikeyBoy
Sometimes I wish I was 9 years old

Yeah. Nine years old and have millions of dollars to buy toys with.

**Pornwolf** · 05-07-2002, 02:37 AM

Kinda reminds me of Blaster from Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome.

Don King's not a midget though.

**Pathfinder** · 05-07-2002, 02:58 AM

Mike Tyson had a horrible childhood. Some people can overcome this some can't. He will probably never overcome it. I suspect his destiny is a return to prison.

**NoCarrier** · 05-07-2002, 06:50 AM

I beat him 10000000 times on Nintendo's Punch out back in 1988, so he is not a tough motherfucka..

**DTK** · 05-07-2002, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by Pathfinder
Mike Tyson had a horrible childhood. Some people can overcome this some can't. He will probably never overcome it. I suspect his destiny is a return to prison.

I think you're right, unfortunately. He simply can't control himself.

**shann** · 05-07-2002, 07:49 AM

The guy is a nutbar, plain and simple.

**Evil Chris** · 05-07-2002, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by drunkmonkey
Was arguably the best boxer ever. Asshole of a man, though. He will not be able to do anything but fight for his whole life (when he is not in prison) and I cannot wait until he is not boxing but doing some UFC or PRIDE fighting. That will be some kick ass pay-per-view.

Personally, I cannot wait for him to get back in the ring. Since he left, the division has sucked. I would like to see him get the titles back.

Glad you used the word "arguably". Tyson's a brawler boxer, his technical abilities have always been mediocre at best. His past success has been due to his pure pit-bull strength, not his ability to technically box.

He's insane I think. I remember when Buster Douglas laid a beating on him years back. That was damn funny to watch. I hope he gets the same treatment from Lewis, who in my opionion is one of the best technical boxers I have ever seen.

Mike Tyson Is The Funniest Motha Fucka Alive!!

Mike Tyson Is The Funniest Motha Fucka Alive!!

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