I'm fucking old ;( Mid life crisis! Pleasae help

Pete, Shave the beard, cut the hair. You'll do fine if anything go down to Sunset, and tell them bitches you're an internet producer. You'll be banging chicks two at a time for a dime. Know what I mean.

Or better yet keep the beard don't wash the hair, buy a suit 2 sizes to big, and sell your art in a gallery. Chicks dig art. Especially if they think they will be your muse, they love the attention.

Best of luck to you bro.

Man 27 is nothing................

You are only as old as you think you are..............

I am a 20

year old in a 35 year old body
(developed a very small Buddah in the last 4 months)

I must say I am more happy now than I ever was at 20.

So to hear you whine at 27,......... you are in for a rough ride ahead

(The sex gets better with age , it helps that my wife is awsome too )

What does the Buddah do for you and how can I make my own Buddah in my spare time?

Well I don't feel old -- but ever since I grew the beard all these young girls call me "SIR" -- which I'm not used to but maybe I can use it to my advantage... -- maybe the beard gives me an "authoritative" look ? -- I got to play bartender last night -- I was hanging out behind the bar -- and these cute girls wanted to order some beer -- one thing led to another -- soon I had sold 7 pitchers of beer and mixed drinks -- that was fun! I even got to play the bar counselor too --

Do the capitalist thing...spend your way out of it...a ferrari,rolex, a couple of armani's and things will be better

For Pete The Fly, a ferrari would be a step backwards.

My kids know what I do, they think its cool making pictures of nekkid chicks.. but of course their in there 20's LOL and they are boys!!
I read the post about the yougum trying to find a girlfriend. My niece is 20+ I let her read this board sometimes and she told me to tell you, with that attitude you are not going to get a girlfriend. You gotta be nice to the girls if you want to have a lifetime in a great relationship. And doing what youre doing for a living (online nekkid stuff) you also need a girl who is open minded or better yet doesn't know how to turn a pc on.
Good luck to you,, really I mean it.. good luck. I have way to many single friends in their early 20's who have no girlfriend, because they work online. Most make really good money and are great people, own their own home, have a nest. But never leave the PC.
Get out, join a bowling leaque, danceclub, any club where there are girl and don't act like you do online and you will be fine.

damn... i wish i could say something to cheer you up... but i can't... i am 17 and i already fear the moment i will make it to the big 2.

fuck, you are 10 years older than me.

you are OLD!

jump! i won't stop you.

Get a convertible, white shoes and move to florida... end of story!!

damn I love Safeco Field, every seat is a good seat.

uhhh he already did that.
havent you been keeping up?

yeah safeco is my favorite ballpark.
Perfect.

I would like to go to Wrigley, but my bud who does promos for mlb and who has been to every ballpark says it sucks.

Actually he says the diamond backs have a nice place.
Or was it the Rockies?

One of those places is said to be the best.