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  • BrettJ
    ol' timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 4715

    #1

    Happiness

    Most disturbing movie of my life.

    I'm 52 minutes into it - and I want to be sick.

    This is a horrible awful - twisted - sick movie.

    You should Go Rent it!
  • Pathfinder
    theking of trailer parks
    • Sep 2001
    • 2290

    #2
    What is the story line?

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    • Shooter
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 2842

      #3
      Watch Chill Factor - so bad it's good.

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      • jimmy3way
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2001
        • 2508

        #4
        I fucking love that movie!!! The opening scene is the best. That guy is creepy as a motherfucker.

        American Beauty was a cheap, un-ballsy rip off.
        One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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        • BrettJ
          ol' timer
          • Jan 2001
          • 4715

          #5
          sick twisted guy # 1 goes to a shrink (which turns out being sick twisted guy # 2).

          Sick twisted guy # 1 - calls women up and says that he is going to fuck the girl so hard that cum is going to spurt out their ear.

          sick twisted guy #2 - has a dream about walking into a park and killing everybody. when he wakes up he jerks off to a teen boy magazine in the back seat of his car, then goes home talks to his son about masturbating - asks the son if he wants him to teach him how, finds out from Johnny's father that johny is gay. Johny spends the night and sick twisted guy #2 drugs him then the next day you find out that he had the kid blow him.

          Don't really know if there is a point - just filled with a bunch of fairly offensive - semi connected stories....

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          • jimmy3way
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2001
            • 2508

            #6
            Originally posted by BrettJ
            Don't really know if there is a point - just filled with a bunch of fairly offensive - semi connected stories....
            You just described every movie ever made, ever.

            What about Jon Lovitz' kick ass cameo?
            One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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            • bhutocracy
              Not making A Comeback
              • Dec 2001
              • 10218

              #7
              HAPPINESS WAS FUCKING AWESOME!... jeezz.. talk about tension.. i think i was ready to crawl out of my skin when the father is talking to the boy about masturbation....

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              • jimmy3way
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2001
                • 2508

                #8
                It's one of those movies that make people feel icky inside.

                Like 'Requiem For a Dream' I remember when I saw that, people were getting up from the theatre and leaving.
                One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                • Mr.Fiction
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 9484

                  #9
                  Happiness is awesome.
                  Don't be lazy, protect free speech: ACLU | Free Speech Coalition | EFF | IMPA

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                  • bhutocracy
                    Not making A Comeback
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 10218

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jimmy3way
                    It's one of those movies that make people feel icky inside.

                    Like 'Requiem For a Dream' I remember when I saw that, people were getting up from the theatre and leaving.
                    requiem was tame.. i didn't see the shock value.. the best part was the mother's.. thats what made it a good movie. the rest was ho-hum.. seen it before...

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                    • Jak
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 1143

                      #11
                      "happiness" rocks.

                      Anyone see "Welcome to the Dollhouse"? That's another good one from the same guy. "Magnolia" is also one of my favorites (not from Todd Solondz).

                      Jak

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                      • bhutocracy
                        Not making A Comeback
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 10218

                        #12
                        the video store guy told me how heavy happiness was when i went to rent it.. so i picked up "you've got mail" to wash my defiled brain clean with shitty hollywood bubble-gum pap afterwards

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                        • jimmy3way
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 2508

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bhutocracy
                          requiem was tame..
                          If you didn't get queasy when Jennifer Connoly was taking big black dick up the ass for a hit of H and her boyfriend was getting his arm cut off...
                          One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                          • bhutocracy
                            Not making A Comeback
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 10218

                            #14
                            magnolia was a lame attempt at something he doesn't have the talent to reach.. he should have stuck to marky mark banging chicks..

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                            • boneprone
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 34415

                              #15
                              where are your Thailand pics?
                              Glad to see you made it back!

                              Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                              Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                              http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                              Learn about it kids.

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                              • Mr.Fiction
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 9484

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jak
                                "happiness" rocks.

                                Anyone see "Welcome to the Dollhouse"? That's another good one from the same guy. "Magnolia" is also one of my favorites (not from Todd Solondz).

                                Jak
                                Welcome To The Dollhouse is brutal.

                                Have you seen Gummo? That movie is totally fucked up.
                                Don't be lazy, protect free speech: ACLU | Free Speech Coalition | EFF | IMPA

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                                • jimmy3way
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 2508

                                  #17
                                  I have to agree Magnolia sucked arse.

                                  Gummo is from that freak who made Kids, right?
                                  One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                  • bhutocracy
                                    Not making A Comeback
                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 10218

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jimmy3way


                                    If you didn't get queasy when Jennifer Connoly was taking big black dick up the ass for a hit of H and her boyfriend was getting his arm cut off...
                                    eh... like i've never seen a black guy fuck a white chick.. so it was for a hit?.. eh.. *shrugs* sounds like a good lead up for a porno scene.. and the boyfriends arm? i was more interested that they got pulled into jail for being addicts.. that sorta blew me away more than an infected needle hole..

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                                    • bhutocracy
                                      Not making A Comeback
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 10218

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Mr.Fiction


                                      Welcome To The Dollhouse is brutal.

                                      Have you seen Gummo? That movie is totally fucked up.
                                      GUMMO! i was going to mention that and "kids" - worse then requiem.. maybe requiem was a bit "style over substance" for me.. and the whole addict thing just doesn't faze me.. they should have cut the kids out and focussed on the mother.. very very interesting..

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                                      • jimmy3way
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2001
                                        • 2508

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                        eh... like i've never seen a black guy fuck a white chick..
                                        It wasn't a black guy, it was JC and another hottie on the end of a nasty ass big black double ended dildo.
                                        One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                        • boneprone
                                          Hall Of Fame
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 34415

                                          #21
                                          is it a porno?

                                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                          Learn about it kids.

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                                          • boneprone
                                            Hall Of Fame
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 34415

                                            #22
                                            i tend to enjoy pornos

                                            Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                            Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                            http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                            Learn about it kids.

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                                            • bhutocracy
                                              Not making A Comeback
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 10218

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jimmy3way


                                              It wasn't a black guy, it was JC and another hottie on the end of a nasty ass big black double ended dildo.
                                              oh.. been a while since i've seen it.. all i remember was her doing it for the hit... which doesn't exactly faze me..

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                                              • jimmy3way
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 2508

                                                #24
                                                Unfortunately no, it is not a porno, the closest thing Jennifer Connoly has done to a porno is that scene in Inventing the Abbots where you get to see her titties.

                                                I wore a hole in that chapter of the dvd.
                                                One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                • bhutocracy
                                                  Not making A Comeback
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 10218

                                                  #25
                                                  theres only a few scenes i remember of her.. like when she's doing the double act (i remember now) .. but you've seen it all before.. it's the heroin cliche....
                                                  Last edited by bhutocracy; 05-07-2002, 02:27 AM.

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                                                  • bhutocracy
                                                    Not making A Comeback
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 10218

                                                    #26
                                                    i don't know.. i don't mean to argue that it's not shocking.. i guess i'd heard about how "bad" it was and when i saw it... it just wasn't that bad at all..

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                                                    • bhutocracy
                                                      Not making A Comeback
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 10218

                                                      #27
                                                      definately not in the same league as "happiness" at any rate

                                                      *adds "inventing the abbots" to the home alone dvd list*

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                                                      • jimmy3way
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                        • 2508

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                        i guess i'd heard about how "bad" it was and when i saw it... it just wasn't that bad at all..
                                                        Then I'm guessing when you watched 'The Bad Leutenant' you were thinking, geez, this guy isn't THAT bad at all.
                                                        One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                        • boneprone
                                                          Hall Of Fame
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 34415

                                                          #29
                                                          what are these movies you people speak of?

                                                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                          Learn about it kids.

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                                                          • boneprone
                                                            Hall Of Fame
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 34415

                                                            #30
                                                            hippie movies?

                                                            Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                            Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                            http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                            Learn about it kids.

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                                                            • boneprone
                                                              Hall Of Fame
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 34415

                                                              #31
                                                              Russian?

                                                              Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                              Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                              http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                              Learn about it kids.

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                                                              • jimmy3way
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                • 2508

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                what are these movies you people speak of?
                                                                Do you even have cable?

                                                                Watching the Spice Channel through the wiggly lines doesn't count.
                                                                One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                                • bhutocracy
                                                                  Not making A Comeback
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 10218

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jimmy3way


                                                                  Then I'm guessing when you watched 'The Bad Leutenant' you were thinking, geez, this guy isn't THAT bad at all.
                                                                  hey, just like with "a beautiful mind"

                                                                  (i've never seen the bad lieutenant)

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