I head straight from trying to piss with a hardon to my laptop in my office. I spend 20-30 minutes on and then I workout and make breakfast. After that, evey day is a little different.
my day starts exactly the same everyday... roll over, open the laptop, light a cig... say hi to the boss, let one dog out, feed another, got to the bathroom, let the dog i just fed out let the other one in and feed him, then go to work...
Oh throw grab a glass of pepsi in there somewhere
I have no siggy and I want no siggy.. damn no I have one again!
Get up and turn off the alarm (have it sitting across the room so I have to get up), pee, gargle some listerine, put on my sweats, walk/jog 1.5 to 2 hours around town, eat 1 egg sandwich and a banana (with some OJ), shower, then head out the door to face the day.
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