There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night

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  • Si
    Such Fun!
    • Feb 2008
    • 13900
    #1

    There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night

    There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night had a woman on his back,

    So I asked him "where you going with that woman on your back"

    He said "fancy dress party for halloween"

    So I asked: "what you going as?"

    He said: "tourtoise"

    So then I asked: "who's she?"

    He said: "that's Michelle"

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    • RuthB
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      • May 2005
      • 7248
      #2
      good one!
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        • CaptainHowdy
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          • Dec 2004
          • 94022
          #3
          Some bad rep on your way...

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            • Si
              Such Fun!
              • Feb 2008
              • 13900
              #4
              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
              Some bad rep on your way...


              Can't please everyone!

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                • brassmonkey
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                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77385
                  #5
                  is that a british joke?? wtf are you talking about??
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                    • Si
                      Such Fun!
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 13900
                      #6
                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                      is that a british joke?? wtf are you talking about??
                      Yes afraid so

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                        • RuthB
                          Let's Get Paxumized!
                          • May 2005
                          • 7248
                          #7
                          hahahahah... sound it out.... Me shell

                          in UK folks say 'me car' etc, 'me' is used instead of 'my'

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                            • Si
                              Such Fun!
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 13900
                              #8
                              Originally posted by RuthB
                              hahahahah... sound it out.... Me shell

                              in UK folks say 'me car' etc, 'me' is used instead of 'my'



                              Not always, but a lot of people say it

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                                • moeloubani
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 4235
                                  #9
                                  lol silly brits

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                                    • ottopottomouse
                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 13177
                                      #10


                                      As it's been Halloween I was expecting a different version

                                      There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night had a woman on his back,

                                      So I asked him "where you going with that woman on your back"

                                      He said "fancy dress party for halloween"

                                      So I asked: "what you going as?"

                                      He said: "broomstick"

                                      So then I asked: "what's she then?"

                                      He said: "she didn't want to dress up so she's going as a witch"
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                                        • Si
                                          Such Fun!
                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 13900
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ottopottomouse


                                          As it's been Halloween I was expecting a different version

                                          There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night had a woman on his back,

                                          So I asked him "where you going with that woman on your back"

                                          He said "fancy dress party for halloween"

                                          So I asked: "what you going as?"

                                          He said: "broomstick"

                                          So then I asked: "what's she then?"

                                          He said: "she didn't want to dress up so she's going as a witch"


                                          Nice one

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