I officially work for Zango now!!!

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    I officially work for Zango now!!!

    They made me an offer I can't refuse so I'm pleased to announce that as of tomorrow morning, I will be a Zango employee.

    My duty will be to coordinate my ladyboy ninja assassins to exterminate, I mean eliminate, any and all people who speak negatively against them in public or online.

    My ladyboy ninja assassins are so good, I don't even have a problem letting the first target know his days are numbered. Will76... the bounty is just too high on your head to pass it up. Sorry mate. But don't worry bro, they are damn good at what they do and not only will you not know when they are coming, but you won't feel a thing.

    If anyone would like to meet and discuss how Zango can fit into their current marketing schemes, my office is right next to Legendary Lars on the second floor of the new Zango compound.
  • lazycash
    Troll Patrol
    • Aug 2002
    • 15214

    #2
    Cool, who is that girl with you and do they make you wear those clothes every day?

    "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

    Its crazy..."

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    • Chef86
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2006
      • 2930

      #3
      Are you serious?

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      • polish_aristocrat
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2002
        • 40377

        #4
        congrats, good luck
        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • RayBonga
          too cool for highschool
          • Nov 2005
          • 12164

          #5
          Conngrats to the zango man

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          • Chef86
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2006
            • 2930

            #6
            That's a good joke.

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            • beemk
              CLICK HERE
              • Jan 2002
              • 20829

              #7
              Originally posted by northernfantasy
              Are you serious?
              I host with Vacares

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              • DWB
                Registered User
                • Jul 2003
                • 31779

                #8
                Originally posted by northernfantasy
                Are you serious?
                I would never joke about something as serious as my employment.

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                • dalt
                  Registered User
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 48

                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernfantasy
                  Are you serious?

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                  • dalt
                    Registered User
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 48

                    #10
                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                    congrats, good luck

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                    • Redmanthatcould
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 2771

                      #11
                      Originally posted by lazycash
                      Cool, who is that girl with you and do they make you wear those clothes every day?
                      I hope this answers your question:

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                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 38323

                        #12
                        DWB you are absolutely diabolical...

                        I remember the last time I visited you at your secret tranny training camp in Chiang Mai, and you demonstrated the tampon bullet gun which you created to get past airport security:



                        Now it sounds like you have perfected the anal blow dart gun that you talked about as well, you clever bastard!

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                        • polish_aristocrat
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 40377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dalt
                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                          • flashfire
                            ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 13098

                            #14
                            the first rule of zango is not to tell anyone about zango

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                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 38323

                              #15


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                              • DatingGold
                                $6 PER EMAIL JOiN
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 13185

                                #16
                                ahha nice
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                                • DatingGold
                                  $6 PER EMAIL JOiN
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 13185

                                  #17
                                  9 Years of SOLID payouts and conversions!



                                  ADULT DATING - $100 PPS

                                  LIVE CAMS - $214 PPS

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                                  • Aric
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 1209

                                    #18
                                    Awesome cloud hosting by DigitalOcean

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                                    • 4Pics
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 7952

                                      #19
                                      congrats on the new job

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                                      • natas
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 3377

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by lazycash
                                        do they make you wear those clothes every day?

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                                        • tranza
                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 57559

                                          #21
                                          Idiot.


                                          ...
                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                          • DWB
                                            Registered User
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 31779

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by tranza
                                            Idiot.

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                                            • Scott McD
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 67792

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by beemk
                                              LOL !!!!!!


                                              I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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                                              • polle54
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 4626

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by northernfantasy
                                                Are you serious?
                                                ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!!?????

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                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 38323

                                                  #25




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                                                  • DWB
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                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 31779

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




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                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 38323

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy


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                                                      • JFK
                                                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 67369

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by flashfire
                                                        the first rule of zango is not to tell anyone about zango
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                                                        • WarChild
                                                          Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 17263

                                                          #29
                                                          I don't know why, but for some reason it seems like it'd be really fun to beat the shit out of a ladyboy.
                                                          .

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                                                          • will76
                                                            Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 18037

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by lazycash
                                                            Cool, who is that girl with you and do they make you wear those clothes every day?

                                                            jesus, what people will do for a piece of ass.
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                                                            • Andiz
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                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                              • 2594

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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                                                              • Xenophage
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 12122

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                They made me an offer I can't refuse so I'm pleased to announce that as of tomorrow morning, I will be a Zango employee.

                                                                My duty will be to coordinate my ladyboy ninja assassins to exterminate, I mean eliminate, any and all people who speak negatively against them in public or online.

                                                                My ladyboy ninja assassins are so good, I don't even have a problem letting the first target know his days are numbered. Will76... the bounty is just too high on your head to pass it up. Sorry mate. But don't worry bro, they are damn good at what they do and not only will you not know when they are coming, but you won't feel a thing.

                                                                If anyone would like to meet and discuss how Zango can fit into their current marketing schemes, my office is right next to Legendary Lars on the second floor of the new Zango compound.
                                                                Sorry we moved out of Zango building, your office is now next to damians of sexsearch since we dont use zango anymore


                                                                Paying out an amazing 10% bonus on earnings again this month plus a $50,000 bonus to top affialites. I hope your getting yours get ready cuzz MAY os going to blow everyone away !!!

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                                                                • will76
                                                                  Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 18037

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by LegendaryLars
                                                                  Sorry we moved out of Zango building, your office is now next to damians of sexsearch since we dont use zango anymore


                                                                  Paying out an amazing 10% bonus on earnings again this month plus a $50,000 bonus to top affialites. I hope your getting yours get ready cuzz MAY os going to blow everyone away !!!

                                                                  Hey lars while you are here explain to us again how zango is just like a pop up and similar to adwords.


                                                                  Also, how do you feel about AFF profiting from and supporting torrent sites ?
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                                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 38323

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by LegendaryLars
                                                                    Sorry we moved out of Zango building, your office is now next to damians of sexsearch since we dont use zango anymore
                                                                    Originally posted by will76
                                                                    Hey lars while you are here explain to us again how zango is just like a pop up and similar to adwords.

                                                                    Also, how do you feel about AFF profiting from and supporting torrent sites ?


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                                                                    • mikeyddddd
                                                                      Viva la vulva!
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 16557

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                      I officially work for Zango now!!!


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                                                                      • DWB
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 31779

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                        I don't know why, but for some reason it seems like it'd be really fun to beat the shit out of a ladyboy.
                                                                        Unless you are a well trained fighter, you may have your work cut out for you. Many Asian ladyboys grew up with Muey Thai and can kick serious ass when needed. Then the latin trannys carry knives and guns, will not even think twice about stabbing or killing someone.

                                                                        They get fucked with all their lives, so many of them prepare for guys who have it out for them.

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