I'm like Jesus!

**AaronM** · 04-25-2007, 02:47 PM

FYI, this was my response to the bible thumper:

"I can walk on water too....But only after I've turned it into wine and gotten fairly drunk."

**baddog** · 04-25-2007, 02:48 PM

I knew that

**cherrylula** · 04-25-2007, 02:48 PM

um, Jesus was crucified. ;)

**baddog** · 04-25-2007, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by cherrylula

um, Jesus was crucified. ;)

At 33, I think Aaron has a couple years left in him.

**AaronM** · 04-25-2007, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by baddog

At 33, I think Aaron has a couple years left in him.

Actually...I'm 33 now.

**Pete-KT** · 04-25-2007, 02:53 PM

Hey did they send you to hell yet?

**baddog** · 04-25-2007, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Actually...I'm 33 now.

was nice knowing you

**wyldworx** · 04-25-2007, 02:58 PM

33 = 6
3x3= 9
3 cubed = 27 = 9
Your numerology looks good, you'll live.

**Jman** · 04-25-2007, 03:00 PM

Was that posted by Donny?

**AaronM** · 04-25-2007, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by baddog

was nice knowing you

I'm going shopping for a cross tomorrow.

**AaronM** · 04-25-2007, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by JMan

Was that posted by Donny?

No sir..

**notabook** · 04-25-2007, 03:01 PM

Uma Thurman is pretty hot.

**baddog** · 04-25-2007, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

I'm going shopping for a cross tomorrow.

Speaking of shopping, Oscar called me when I was last in Indiana to inform me that he had moved to a new place significantly closer to me.

He wanted me to pass that along to you.

**Jman** · 04-25-2007, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

No sir..

Well Amen

You'll always be a dirty caribou Jesus to me

**TheJimmy** · 04-25-2007, 03:09 PM

Too bad Jesus didn't have the same taste for weapons.

**Grapesoda** · 04-25-2007, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Posted from a blog site.....

"Reading the original post and specifically the paragraph about Aaron Matthews, I am struck by how he acts towards his friends, and how that compares to how Jesus acted and to how we should act towards everyone in this world."

Bow down, bitches....

can ya swing by when yer in town? I think I have leprosy on my dick . .

**SFBU** · 04-25-2007, 04:43 PM

Can you come over and turn my faucet water into wine, or even scotch. I am lonely and thirsty and hungry!

**baddog** · 04-25-2007, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by SFBU

Can you come over and turn my faucet water into wine, or even scotch. I am lonely and thirsty and hungry!

You will regret it come shower time.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-25-2007, 05:13 PM

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**AaronM** · 04-25-2007, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by SFBU

Can you come over and turn my faucet water into wine, or even scotch. I am lonely and thirsty and hungry!

I've been drinking water from that faucet for 33+ years. Because of this, I know it is too impure for me to try to turn for you.

However......I can mix it into a colorful batch of Kool-aid.

**wizhard** · 04-25-2007, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by SFBU

Can you come over and turn my faucet water into wine, or even scotch. I am lonely and thirsty and hungry!

All of life is pain

All of pain is desire

Elimanate the desire and you will elimanate much of the pain

**AaronM** · 04-25-2007, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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I'm a fatter Jesus than that.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-25-2007, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

I'm a fatter Jesus than that.

That's after you have been "whipped" into shape.

You do have a beatific smile...

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**notabook** · 04-25-2007, 05:24 PM

Now that you're Jesus maybe you can answer the single most important question of all time:

"Could you microwave a burrito so hot that you yourself could not eat it?"

**Big Red Machine** · 04-25-2007, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Pete-KT

Hey did they send you to hell yet?

You mean Hell,Michigan

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-25-2007, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by Big Red Machine

You mean Hell,Michigan

How's about Hell's Kitchen...hot hooters wings - and breasts...

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D · 04-25-2007, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

I'm a fatter Jesus than that.

Well...

You've been in jail for a bit.

And all that crown of thorns and torture and shit can burn a lot of calories, ya know.

**AaronM** · 04-25-2007, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by D

Well...

You've been in jail for a bit.

And all that crown of thorns and torture and shit can burn a lot of calories, ya know.

I ate the dead prisoners to maintain my figure.

I'm like Jesus!

I'm like Jesus!

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