Movie Quotes. Answer then post yours.

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me."

The Shawshank Redemption ?

my turn: (easy one..)

"My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!"

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-23-2007, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

This is always a fun thread for a while.

You know the rules answer the movie quote and hopefully the character(s) that said it, then you post one for people to guess.

I'll start with an easy one... (well.. easy for me, since I just watched this again)

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me."

Warden Norton - Shawshank Redemption...

Try this:

Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

ADG Webmaster

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

The Shawshank Redemption ?

my turn: (easy one..)

"My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!"

Yep on Shawshank.

As for yours, I never saw the movie, but based on "The Dukes" and 'Orange Juice" I assume you're talking about "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Am I right?

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

Yep on Shawshank.

As for yours, I never saw the movie, but based on "The Dukes" and 'Orange Juice" I assume you're talking about "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Am I right?

nope

it's from one of the greatest movies of all time hehe... you have to see this movie..

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Warden Norton - Shawshank Redemption...

Try this:

Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

ADG Webmaster

Bruce Willis and his wife (Fabian ?) from Pulp Fiction.

Here's a funny one...

"Oh boys lookie what I got here"
"Yo, where da white women at?"

**ucv.karl** · 04-23-2007, 11:26 PM

"You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more."

also from the same flick:

"Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

nope

it's from one of the greatest movies of all time hehe... you have to see this movie..

Maybe I have, give me another quote, or a clue.

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Warden Norton - Shawshank Redemption...

Try this:

Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

ADG Webmaster

I remember Bruce Willis calling his chick that in Pulp Fiction (I just saw the movie for the millionth time last night)

yes?

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

Maybe I have, give me another quote, or a clue.

hint:

the dukes = Randolph Duke and Mortimer Duke

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

hint:

the dukes = Randolph Duke and Mortimer Duke

"Mortimer, we're back in business."
Shit I think that's from a different movie referencing the two guys. I'm assuming now it's from Trading Places. And I think mine is from Coming to America.

I think.

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

"Mortimer, we're back in business."
Shit I think that's from a different movie referencing the two guys. I'm assuming now it's from Trading Places. And I think mine is from Coming to America.

I think.

trading places is one of my favorite movies

**hezochiah** · 04-23-2007, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

The Shawshank Redemption ?

my turn: (easy one..)

"My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!"

Since no one answered this one yet I'll go for it. It's from "Trading Places" which is definitely a great flick. See if anyone can get this one...

... "People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch"

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

trading places is one of my favorite movies

I'll have to see that again.
ok, here's mine. It's a bit harder now.

I doubt anyone will get it but I liked this horror film as a kid.

"It is not hands that call us, it is desire"

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-23-2007, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

Bruce Willis and his wife (Fabian ?) from Pulp Fiction.

Here's a funny one...

"Oh boys lookie what I got here"
"Yo, where da white women at?"

Originally posted by abyss_al

I remember Bruce Willis calling his chick that in Pulp Fiction (I just saw the movie for the millionth time last night)

yes?

You are both correct.

And the white women quote is from Blazing Saddles...Clevon Little.

ADG Webmaster

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by hezochiah

Since no one answered this one yet I'll go for it. It's from "Trading Places" which is definitely a great flick. See if anyone can get this one...

... "People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch"

"As good as it gets"

"Appetites aren't as big as your noses, eh?

HAHAHAH!!!! I love that movie, (for it's insults)

"you like dags?"
"Do I like what?"
"Dags, yknow dags!"
"OH! DOGS! Yeah, I like dags"

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-23-2007, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You are both correct.

And the white women quote is from Blazing Saddles...Clevon Little.

ADG Webmaster

New one:

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet."

ADG Webmaster

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:42 PM

whoa.. both of you posted the same movie quote... Snatch?

"I am the most wanted man on my island but I'm not on my island"

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-23-2007, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

"As good as it gets"

"Appetites aren't as big as your noses, eh?

HAHAHAH!!!! I love that movie, (for it's insults)

"you like dags?"
"Do I like what?"
"Dags, yknow dags!"
"OH! DOGS! Yeah, I like dags"

"I like caravans more."

Snatch...

Try this:

You busy tonight?
Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
You need an usher?

ADG Webmaster

**Chio** · 04-23-2007, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

nope

it's from one of the greatest movies of all time hehe... you have to see this movie..

Trading places

Along the same lines.

If you want a friend get a dog. Christmas is over and business is business. start buying DILUTE the sonofabitch!

A little foggy on the exact wording but it's a great movie and full of great lines.

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

whoa.. both of you posted the same movie quote... Snatch?

"I am the most wanted man on my island but I'm not on my island"

"except we're not on my island"

The King of Ireland from Braveheart. (He wasn't right in the head)

"This woman needs to get to a hospital"
"A hospital?? what is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

**Chio** · 04-23-2007, 11:47 PM

oops a little late on the trading places one.

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

"I like caravans more."

Snatch...

Try this:

You busy tonight?
Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
You need an usher?

ADG Webmaster

wasn't that a Woody Allen movie? shit! what was it called....

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by Chio

Trading places

Along the same lines.

If you want a friend get a dog. Christmas is over and business is business. start buying DILUTE the sonofabitch!

A little foggy on the exact wording but it's a great movie and full of great lines.

Sounds like it might be "Wall Street" (yes/no?)

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-23-2007, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

whoa.. both of you posted the same movie quote... Snatch?

"I am the most wanted man on my island but I'm not on my island"

Braveheart...

Now this:

How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?
I guess I could hear myself coming!

ADG Webmaster

**RedShoe** · 04-23-2007, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Braveheart...

Now this:

How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?
I guess I could hear myself coming!

ADG Webmaster

Damn, the last 2 you posted sound funny. I can't place them though.

**Chio** · 04-23-2007, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

Sounds like it might be "Wall Street" (yes/no?)

Yes sireebob!

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

"I like caravans more."

Snatch...

Try this:

You busy tonight?
Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
You need an usher?

ADG Webmaster

bananas!!!! yes?

one of my favorites:

-excuse me, does your dog bite?
=no..
-here doggy doggy...
=grrrrr *^*^*^&*&*)&###
-i thought u said your dog doesnt bite...
=that is not my dog..

**ucv.karl** · 04-23-2007, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by ucv.karl

"You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more."

also from the same flick:

"Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

Come on this is Bill Murray!

**abyss_al** · 04-23-2007, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by ucv.karl

Come on this is Bill Murray!

upbuttcoconut

**Chio** · 04-23-2007, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al

upbuttcoconut

That's great!

**RedShoe** · 04-24-2007, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by abyss_al

bananas!!!! yes?

one of my favorites:

-excuse me, does your dog bite?
=no..
-here doggy doggy...
=grrrrr *^*^*^&*&*)&###
-i thought u said your dog doesnt bite...
=that is not my dog..

This sounds like it would be from "Top Secret" the scene where the guy is getting info from the blind street vendor. I think the joke has been used several times but with different props. I KNOW I have seen this movie (I might even own it)

**abyss_al** · 04-24-2007, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by ucv.karl

Come on this is Bill Murray!

old school movie... Quick Change?

1: Does your dog bite?
2: No.
1: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites hand]
1: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
2: That is not my dog.

no one knows this one?

**abyss_al** · 04-24-2007, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

This sounds like it would be from "Top Secret" the scene where the guy is getting info from the blind street vendor. I think the joke has been used several times but with different props. I KNOW I have seen this movie (I might even own it)

close, but no cigar... try again.. hehe

**RedShoe** · 04-24-2007, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by ucv.karl

Come on this is Bill Murray!

Sorry man, I must have skipped right past this one when you first posted it.

Oh and ADG, sorry man, I accidently rubbed one out watching your trailers. I didn't mean to.

**RedShoe** · 04-24-2007, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by abyss_al

close, but no cigar... try again.. hehe

Gimmie another one from the same movie.

**sexxxydesign.com** · 04-24-2007, 12:07 AM

bahhh I knew the one from the Duke's trading places is a great movie.. mnn let me give one

"forever young,.... yeah.. and eternally FAT"

**abyss_al** · 04-24-2007, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

Gimmie another one from the same movie.

1: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
2: The exploding kind.

**ucv.karl** · 04-24-2007, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by abyss_al

old school movie... Quick Change?

Yeap

Originally posted by abyss_al

1: Does your dog bite?
2: No.
1: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites hand]
1: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
2: That is not my dog.

no one knows this one?

It's a pink panther movie? but I don't remember which one.

**Chio** · 04-24-2007, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by sexxxydesign.com

bahhh I knew the one from the Duke's trading places is a great movie.. mnn let me give one

"forever young,.... yeah.. and eternally FAT"

Death becomes her. Great movie too.

ok here's one I doubt anyone will get but...

All this time I've been saying you're doomed when really it was me. I was doomed.

**abyss_al** · 04-24-2007, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by ucv.karl

Yeap

It's a pink panther movie? but I don't remember which one.

**RedShoe** · 04-24-2007, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Chio

Death becomes her. Great movie too.

ok here's one I doubt anyone will get but...

All this time I've been saying you're doomed when really it was me. I was doomed.

Ok, Now I KNOW I have seen this one. Damn, now all I got are a few movies and I can't get them out of my head. I think everything was either from Pulp Fiction or Braveheart. Damn, I'm getting quoters block!

**Chio** · 04-24-2007, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

Ok, Now I KNOW I have seen this one. Damn, now all I got are a few movies and I can't get them out of my head. I think everything was either from Pulp Fiction or Braveheart. Damn, I'm getting quoters block!

It's a hard one. I think only 20 people saw the movie LOL

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-24-2007, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

Damn, the last 2 you posted sound funny. I can't place them though.

Deep Throat

Other one was from the Jazz Singer - one of the first talkies.

Originally posted by RedShoe

Oh and ADG, sorry man, I accidently rubbed one out watching your trailers. I didn't mean to.

As long as no sperm was hurt.

Every sperm is precious...

ADG Webmaster

**RedShoe** · 04-24-2007, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by Chio

It's a hard one. I think only 20 people saw the movie LOL

ok, so me you and 18 other people.

Was KB in the movie?

**hezochiah** · 04-24-2007, 12:42 AM

Here's one from one of my favorite movies...

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

**Sexsitesurfer** · 04-24-2007, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Deep Throat

Other one was from the Jazz Singer - one of the first talkies.

As long as no sperm was hurt.

Every sperm is precious...

ADG Webmaster

Monty Python's "The meaning of life"

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-24-2007, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by abyss_al

bananas!!!! yes?

Yes...

Originally posted by abyss_al

1: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
2: The exploding kind.

Pink Panther Strikes Again

One more:

First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

ADG Webmaster

**Sexsitesurfer** · 04-24-2007, 12:45 AM

The Jerk

**DamageX** · 04-24-2007, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

:ok, here's mine. It's a bit harder now.

I doubt anyone will get it but I liked this horror film as a kid.

"It is not hands that call us, it is desire"

Hellraiser II

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