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  • _Richard_
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    • Oct 2006
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    #51
    Originally posted by quiet
    got a shit load of American nukes hanging out here as well.
    this is 1 of my 50 guesses
    Last edited by _Richard_; 10-13-2010, 10:37 AM.

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    • flashfire
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      #52
      we are 1-0 against the US and have retired champions

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      • Bryan G
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        #53
        Originally posted by flashfire
        we are 1-0 against the US and have retired champions
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        • jturn
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          #54
          Originally posted by MaDalton
          Quebec...
          I second this one.
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          • magicmike
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            • Feb 2003
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            #55
            Yeah the nuclear weapons thing in Canada is fucked, due to some smug attitude.

            While it has no more permanently stationed nuclear weapons, Canada continues to allow nuclear-armed American planes and naval vessels to use Canadian facilities.
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            • Serge Litehead
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              #56
              stick to hockey ))

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              • _Richard_
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                #57
                Originally posted by magicmike
                Yeah the nuclear weapons thing in Canada is fucked, due to some smug attitude.

                While it has no more permanently stationed nuclear weapons, Canada continues to allow nuclear-armed American planes and naval vessels to use Canadian facilities.
                vancouver is nuke-free.. not sure about the rest of the country

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                • DWB
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                  • Jul 2003
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by k0nr4d
                  France maybe
                  Shit, I could be France with just a few of my cousins.

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                  • bellskids
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                    #59
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                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                      • Jul 2006
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                      #60
                      Originally posted by _Richard_
                      vancouver is nuke-free.. not sure about the rest of the country
                      there was a big fucking hoo hah out here in the koots about 4 years, the states wanted to build missile silos in our mountains supposedly. dead center in the middle of hippy country? ya, good luck with that....

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                      • magicmike
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                        #61
                        Originally posted by _Richard_
                        vancouver is nuke-free.. not sure about the rest of the country
                        The port city of Vancouver is, by its own bylaws and signage, a "Nuclear Weapons Free Zone", although it is not clear if the American military vessels entering its harbour are free of such weapons, or how such a bylaw would be enforced
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                        • CDSmith
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                          #62
                          Originally posted by magicmike
                          The port city of Vancouver is, by its own bylaws and signage, a "Nuclear Weapons Free Zone", although it is not clear if the American military vessels entering its harbour are free of such weapons, or how such a bylaw would be enforced
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                          • Kenny B!
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                            #63
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
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                            Well I'll tell you who Canada can't defeat, Afghanistan!
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                            • Konkan
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                              #64
                              Albania maybe ??? hahahaha
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                              • Jdoughs
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                                #65
                                We could probably defeat a large percentage of them, we are the world's 'friends' and the UN wouldn't let anyone get a leg up on us. Major superpowers most likely void from this as they'd have the pull (possibly) to sway that opinion.

                                We don't have to 'defeat' France, or Mumbai, we just need to ask one of our larger friends to hook us up and watch the parking lots getting laid.
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                                • mizmiz
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                                  #66
                                  Israel...

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                                  • u-Bob
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                                    #67
                                    Mallickistan.

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                                    • psbfo
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                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by magicmike
                                      The port city of Vancouver is, by its own bylaws and signage, a "Nuclear Weapons Free Zone", although it is not clear if the American military vessels entering its harbour are free of such weapons, or how such a bylaw would be enforced
                                      They play Celine Dion on endless loops till the offending vessels leave.

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                                      • _Richard_
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                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 30991

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by psbfo
                                        They play Celine Dion on endless loops till the offending vessels leave.
                                        you laugh, but it really is quite effective

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                                        • zeuse
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                                          #70
                                          Unless it's a snowball fight, forget it.

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                                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                                            #71
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                                            • Fabien
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                                              #72
                                              Quebec stie hehehehehe

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                                              • Fabien
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                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                Quebec...
                                                B*tch you beat me to it

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                                                • facialfreak
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                                                  #74
                                                  I find this whole thread rather amusing ...

                                                  Wars are not fought by single countries ... they are fought by coalitions composed of allies ...

                                                  Of which Canada has plenty.

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                                                  (and for the record, CANADA has been the major presence in Afghanistan since the war began ... We've been much more active in Afghanistan than the US)

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                                                  • raven1083
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                                                    #75
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                                                    • Anthony
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                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                      Technically we were British when we burnt down their whitehouse...
                                                      Sir, I am impressed.

                                                      Originally posted by Hazlewood
                                                      The US....1812 look it up. Kicked your asses. Just remember "The bombs bursting in air" part of your athem is our bombs blowing up your white house

                                                      Today might be a different story
                                                      Kicked ass? You mean burning down the US White House in retribution of the USA burning down York, now known as Toronto? Is that what you are referring too?

                                                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star-Spangled_Banner has nothing about Canada in it. Nor did any of my history books.

                                                      Because if memory serves me correct, the Treaty of Ghent was signed due to the war of 1812 being a stalemate. A brand new country, stalemating a World Power. Let's not forget, it was the British, as was mentioned earlier. And if you are going misquote history, you might as well get it right, it was the British Navy who burned down the White House.

                                                      At least you were partly right, today MIGHT be a different story. It would take the US at least a day to take over Canada now.

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                                                      • TheDoc
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                                                        • Jul 2001
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                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Hazlewood
                                                        The US....1812 look it up. Kicked your asses. Just remember "The bombs bursting in air" part of your athem is our bombs blowing up your white house

                                                        Today might be a different story

                                                        Originally posted by ajrocks
                                                        Well Canada kicked US ass all over the place during the war of 1812, even burned down that crappy white house.

                                                        I think today we could easily take over a country like Nauru, 8.5 miles with 13,000 angry island residents. I know we could give them an ass kicking.

                                                        Luxembourg might be tough.
                                                        Was Canada even a Country in 1812? Wasn't in.... French controlled? Anyway...

                                                        Technically it was the British Army who burned the White House, I know Canadians like to pretend it's the same people, but that would be like saying we were all basically brits, other than 99% of the force fighting us actually came from England. They also occupied what was then DC and they burnt the contents within the White house (which was empty other than slaves) and the building still stood, in retaliation for Americans burning down non-military buildings (like houses) in Toronto.
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                                                        • TheDoc
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                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Anthony
                                                          Sir, I am impressed.



                                                          Kicked ass? You mean burning down the US White House in retribution of the USA burning down York, now known as Toronto? Is that what you are referring too?

                                                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star-Spangled_Banner has nothing about Canada in it. Nor did any of my history books.

                                                          Because if memory serves me correct, the Treaty of Ghent was signed due to the war of 1812 being a stalemate. A brand new country, stalemating a World Power. Let's not forget, it was the British, as was mentioned earlier. And if you are going misquote history, you might as well get it right, it was the British Navy who burned down the White House.

                                                          At least you were partly right, today MIGHT be a different story. It would take the US at least a day to take over Canada now.

                                                          I lived in Canada for a couple of years... Canadians are VERY proud of the war of 1812, it was told to me many times, and each time it's incredibly wrong.
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                                                          • Anthony
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                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                            Was Canada even a Country in 1812? Wasn't in.... French controlled? Anyway...

                                                            Technically it was the British Army who burned the White House, I know Canadians like to pretend it's the same people, but that would be like saying we were all basically brits, other than 99% of the force fighting us actually came from England. They also occupied what was then DC and they burnt the contents within the White house (which was empty other than slaves) and the building still stood, in retaliation for Americans burning down non-military buildings (like houses) in Toronto.
                                                            Yah, I've heard it all too. One of the reasons of the war was the conscription or impressment of American Sailors into the British Navy. Did the US want some land up north, absolutely. Almost got it too. But the total rewrite of how Canada won the war of 1812, absolutely wrong.

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                                                            • minicivan
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Anthony

                                                              Because if memory serves me correct, the Treaty of Ghent was signed due to the war of 1812 being a stalemate. A brand new country, stalemating a World Power. Let's not forget, it was the British, as was mentioned earlier. And if you are going misquote history, you might as well get it right, it was the British Navy who burned down the White House.

                                                              At least you were partly right, today MIGHT be a different story. It would take the US at least a day to take over Canada now.
                                                              hahaha... "if memory serves me correct"

                                                              You're a 40 something Filipino porn slinger who loves guns and MMA. I think you meant to say "if everything I just looked up and skimmed through in Google..."

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                                                              • Black All Through
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                                                                #81
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                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  Canada existed in 1812, we just weren't officially a country, and while it was largely the people of Canada who won the war, we weren't literally Canadians yet. We were mostly under British rule, and it was under the guidance of the Brits that we were ale to send the Americans running back home after their failed invasion. In fact we owe a large part of the thanks to the native population for us not being a part of that unstable shit heap of a country. The Americans were scared shitless of our injuns.

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                                                                  • Anthony
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by minicivan
                                                                    hahaha... "if memory serves me correct"

                                                                    You're a 40 something Filipino porn slinger who loves guns and MMA. I think you meant to say "if everything I just looked up and skimmed through in Google..."
                                                                    Oh I've done this research years ago when the boast of Canada burning down the White House were made on GFY. So yes, the quote "if memory serves me correct" is apt.

                                                                    What exactly does being 40, selling porn, loving guns and training/fighting MMA have to do with any of this? Or was that a disparaging remark to downplay and character assassinate and draw a straw man argument? Because it doesn't take away the fact that my information is right.

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                                                                    • charlie g
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                                                                      #84
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                                                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                        Almost got it too..
                                                                        Now we've got the America bullshit opinion of what happened. See we both have one. You held a little ground, mostly around Lake Erie. Things bounced around back ad forth between sides on Lake Ontario. You failed miserably in trying to take Montreal. The Americans kept on trying but couldn't organize their shit worth a fuck and due to the fact that they mostly sucked kept losing back everything they gained to what wasn't exactly a strong enemy force. Through the majority of the attacks America lost out due to the fact that the Brits were simply a more effective force, and during the majority of the attacks the American troops struggled just to keep going due to their lack of skill and experience. Almost is a bit of a overstatement, but I wouldn't expect an American to admit they failed at winning a fight they started.
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                                                                        • ajrocks
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by PornstarXS
                                                                          ya i say before we go global domination we should take care of our shame, our red-headed step child, Quebec.
                                                                          Man would it ever be great to beat the hell out of that red headed step child Quebec.
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                                                                          • Anthony
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                            Now we've got the America bullshit opinion of what happened. See we both have one. You held a little ground, mostly around Lake Erie. Things bounced around back ad forth between sides on Lake Ontario. You failed miserably in trying to take Montreal. The Americans kept on trying but couldn't organize their shit worth a fuck and due to the fact that they mostly sucked kept losing back everything they gained to what wasn't exactly a strong enemy force. Through the majority of the attacks America lost out due to the fact that the Brits were simply a more effective force, and during the majority of the attacks the American troops struggled just to keep going due to their lack of skill and experience. Almost is a bit of a overstatement, but I wouldn't expect an American to admit they failed at winning a fight they started.
                                                                            A fledgling country fighting the world's superpower to a draw not impressive? Burning down the fucking capital of the UK in North America not impressive? What the British did was in retaliation to America's attack. Read your history, the UK Navy started this war, not America. And the UK didn't win, nobody did. Read up on the Treaty of Ghent.


                                                                            Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                            Canada existed in 1812, we just weren't officially a country, and while it was largely the people of Canada who won the war, we weren't literally Canadians yet. We were mostly under British rule, and it was under the guidance of the Brits that we were ale to send the Americans running back home after their failed invasion. In fact we owe a large part of the thanks to the native population for us not being a part of that unstable shit heap of a country. The Americans were scared shitless of our injuns.
                                                                            Well I was impressed, but I take it back. Just more nonsense.

                                                                            People of Canada won the war? Sure, there were part of Canadians in the UK British and Navy, but to say it was the people of Canada who won the war is a joke. That's why all the history books repeat what you are spewing. Right? Ummm, no cause it's wrong.

                                                                            How about those Canadians who fought for the USA? Do you take pride in those Canadians who fought for the USA and brought the British Empire to a draw on the battlefield?

                                                                            War of 1812

                                                                            The Upper Canadian Volunteers (U.C.V.) were a small military unit organized at Fort George, Upper Canada, in July 1813 by Joseph Willcocks to fight with American forces during the War of 1812. The U.C.V. participated in the occupation of the Niagara peninsula July to Dec. 1813, and withdrew to the U.S. after burning Newark (Niagara-on-the-Lake) in December 1813. The unit fought in all the major battles of 1814, including the siege of Fort Erie where Willcocks was killed. After the war, its members received free land grants from the American Congress
                                                                            War of 1812 Upper Canadian Volunteers - Roll of men belonging to the corps of Canadian volunteers In the service of the United States under the command of col. Jos. Willcocks who were ordered to service in different detachments. List taken At Batavia As Of June 1815

                                                                            Name: Date of Enlistment Status
                                                                            Smith, Luther, Sgt. July 18, 1813 Wounded at Bridgewater
                                                                            Squires, Ephraim H, Sgt Dec 12, 1813
                                                                            Thomas, Seneca, Sgt. July 18, 1813
                                                                            Seely, Silas, H, Sgt. July 18, 1813
                                                                            Bennett, John, Pvt July 18, 1813
                                                                            Fosgat, Silas, Pvt Dec 7, 1813
                                                                            McGee, William Pvt July 18, 1813
                                                                            Mallory, Abraham Pvt May 18, 1814
                                                                            Gaugh, John Pvt July 18, 1813
                                                                            Dean, Silas Pvt Nov 12, 1813
                                                                            Griffith, Joseph Pvt Jan 31, 1814
                                                                            Sherwood, Nathan Pvt Nov 12, 1813
                                                                            Johnson, John Pvt July 18, 1813
                                                                            Simmons, John Pvt Feb 18, 1814
                                                                            Curtis, Grove C July 18, 1813
                                                                            Fraser, Samuel, Pvt Nov 7, 1813 Wound ed at Bridgewater
                                                                            Merselas, Cary, Pvt Dec 12, 1813
                                                                            Palmer, David Pvt Dec 12, 1813 Taken prisoner, Black Rock
                                                                            Huffman, William Pvt May 18, 1814
                                                                            Lewis, Jonah Pvt Dec 12, 1813
                                                                            McGee, James Pvt July 18, 1813
                                                                            Gilbert, Abner Pvt July 18, 1813
                                                                            Tufford, Phillip Pvt Nov 3, 1813
                                                                            The above list or roll of men were mustered as aobve described and were discharged at Batavia June the 15th.
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                                                                            Major Commanding
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                                                                            • _Richard_
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                              Now we've got the America bullshit opinion of what happened. See we both have one. You held a little ground, mostly around Lake Erie. Things bounced around back ad forth between sides on Lake Ontario. You failed miserably in trying to take Montreal. The Americans kept on trying but couldn't organize their shit worth a fuck and due to the fact that they mostly sucked kept losing back everything they gained to what wasn't exactly a strong enemy force. Through the majority of the attacks America lost out due to the fact that the Brits were simply a more effective force, and during the majority of the attacks the American troops struggled just to keep going due to their lack of skill and experience. Almost is a bit of a overstatement, but I wouldn't expect an American to admit they failed at winning a fight they started.
                                                                              you mean, of course, keep losing to a bunch of farmers and natives? I love this whole 'you were british then' hahahah

                                                                              no, the AMERICANS kept on calling us british and picked on the smaller, far more available, younger cousin to lash out like a butt-hurt bitch

                                                                              so yea, stroke whatever egos necessary, and we'll see you again in your '1-2 day invasion'

                                                                              cause the world now knows that really means 'several years'
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                                                                              • TheLegacy
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                Technically we could invade and take over anyone - the world wouldn't even see it coming and no one would believe the country being defeated simply because we'd just say, "we're on a peace keeping mission"

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                                                                                • Anthony
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                                  you mean, of course, keep losing to a bunch of farmers and natives? I love this whole 'you were british then' hahahah

                                                                                  no, the AMERICANS kept on calling us british and picked on the smaller, far more available, younger cousin to lash out like a butt-hurt bitch

                                                                                  so yea, stroke whatever egos necessary, and we'll see you again in your '1-2 day invasion'

                                                                                  cause the world now knows that really means 'several years'
                                                                                  i love when Canadians argue with each other on their flawed history retelling. I don't care if you are a Canuck Richard, you are still the shiznit in my book. As I know you forgive me for being an American.

                                                                                  But as for the correct history, it was the British, notably the British Navy that started this whole war. We were just defending ourselves and maybe trying to get some of that prime Canadian Real Estate round the Great Lakes. LOL

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                                                                                  • Anthony
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                                                    Technically we could invade and take over anyone - the world wouldn't even see it coming and no one would believe the country being defeated simply because we'd just say, "we're on a peace keeping mission"
                                                                                    I love Canada. I was just up in Toronto this past weekend. Hate your new HST, and think that's a huge joke being forced down all of your throats.

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                                                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      We kept you out of our country when you were invading us. That counts as a win in my books. Even though we were technically under British rule, and the move into Canada came as a retaliation against the British. It is considered a victory for Canada by most Canadians because it kept us as Canada, and not a part of the US. For the Brits, the French, and the natives who lived here and fought to keep America out. So what about the Canadians that fought for your side? There were about 500 of them. What about all the Americans who fled to Canada and fought with us remaining loyal to the empire? That's a plain old pointless argument.

                                                                                      They Americans thought they could march right into Canada and crush us. They even said so. It turned out they were sadly mistaken and defeated repeatedly, gaining zero ground in the process. You could overthrow the Brits in America, but you couldn't manage it in Canada.

                                                                                      Sorry to tell you, but you didn't accomplish shit in that war.

                                                                                      And for the record. You keep blaming the Brits for starting shit. You started that shit way back during the american revolution...
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                                                                                      • _Richard_
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                        i love when Canadians argue with each other on their flawed history retelling. I don't care if you are a Canuck Richard, you are still the shiznit in my book. As I know you forgive me for being an American.

                                                                                        But as for the correct history, it was the British, notably the British Navy that started this whole war. We were just defending ourselves and maybe trying to get some of that prime Canadian Real Estate round the Great Lakes. LOL
                                                                                        the correct history is simply that the british were already fighting a war against the french, and what set this off was the trade embargo that America felt was 'unjust' in the eyes of international law. Something funny, considering the whole flotilla fiasco recently. Further more, the 'impressement' issue was the british going after Royal Navy Veterans and Deserters, and getting them back on the new ships meant to take over the seas and eventually set the stage for victories during ww1 and ww2.

                                                                                        So while the term 'just defending yourselves' is a good one, it's more a "'we want to take out the northern territories 'Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois and Wisconsin'", and from what i recall, it was all the southern states voting to have the war, and all the northern states voting against it

                                                                                        but i'm sure you forgive me for being canadian

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                                                                                        • Loch
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                          i'll start

                                                                                          Luxembourg
                                                                                          You mean like back in the day when they fought their way into the US and burned down the White house?

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                                                                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                            (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                                            • 20368

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                                            the correct history is simply that the british were already fighting a war against the french, and what set this off was the trade embargo that America felt was 'unjust' in the eyes of international law. Something funny, considering the whole flotilla fiasco recently. Further more, the 'impressement' issue was the british going after Royal Navy Veterans and Deserters, and getting them back on the new ships meant to take over the seas and eventually set the stage for victories during ww1 and ww2.

                                                                                            So while the term 'just defending yourselves' is a good one, it's more a "'we want to take out the northern territories 'Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois and Wisconsin'", and from what i recall, it was all the southern states voting to have the war, and all the northern states voting against it

                                                                                            but i'm sure you forgive me for being canadian
                                                                                            Northern states were still selling us supplies during the war, when they were supposedly forbidden to. So how about all the Americans who kept us going? If America could have organized their shit eve half-assed, maybe they would have had a chance. It's not like we were a strong force to contend with, but our Brit leadership could at least keep their shit together. The Americans made no real lasting advance into Canadian territory because everything they did was a bumbling mess. Hell, even the French and the Indians took the British side. That is saying something.
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                                                                                            • Anthony
                                                                                              Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 9653

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                              We kept you out of our country when you were invading us. That counts as a win in my books. Even though we were technically under British rule, and the move into Canada came as a retaliation against the British. It is considered a victory for Canada by most Canadians because it kept us as Canada, and not a part of the US. For the Brits, the French, and the natives who lived here and fought to keep America out. So what about the Canadians that fought for your side? There were about 500 of them. What about all the Americans who fled to Canada and fought with us remaining loyal to the empire? That's a plain old pointless argument.

                                                                                              They Americans thought they could march right into Canada and crush us. They even said so. It turned out they were sadly mistaken and defeated repeatedly, gaining zero ground in the process. You could overthrow the Brits in America, but you couldn't manage it in Canada.

                                                                                              Sorry to tell you, but you didn't accomplish shit in that war.

                                                                                              And for the record. You keep blaming the Brits for starting shit. You started that shit way back during the american revolution...
                                                                                              On the flipside, the UK with Canadian regulars also couldn't do shit. Over and over again, I've said it. It was a stalemate, with both sides not able to win decisive or hold any ground. Hence the Treaty of Ghent. To keep on spouting that US lost the war is absolutely wrong. I will concede to your thinking and explanation that it's considered a win because you kept the US out of Canada, by Canadians. The rest of the world and history sees it for what it is. The Americas, a new country, held the premiere World Superpower to a draw.

                                                                                              As for who started the war, I don't blame anyone. It's in the annals of history who started it, and it was the British Navy. Look it up, or not. That way you can keep on with your incorrect and personal view of history.

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                                                                                              • shake
                                                                                                frc
                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                • 4663

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                we could win them all...we will just send in celine dion first

                                                                                                everyone will run away screaming...lol
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                                                                                                • quiet
                                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                  • 25115

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  this thread turned kind of gay.
                                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                    (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                                                    • 20368

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                    we could win them all...we will just send in celine dion first

                                                                                                    everyone will run away screaming...lol
                                                                                                    We sent her to Vegas for how long? It didn't work. That's why we're perfecting our new WMD now. Bieber. They have no clue how powerful we are becoming....
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                                                                                                    • Anthony
                                                                                                      Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                      • 9653

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                                                      the correct history is simply that the british were already fighting a war against the french, and what set this off was the trade embargo that America felt was 'unjust' in the eyes of international law. Something funny, considering the whole flotilla fiasco recently. Further more, the 'impressement' issue was the british going after Royal Navy Veterans and Deserters, and getting them back on the new ships meant to take over the seas and eventually set the stage for victories during ww1 and ww2.
                                                                                                      The trade embargo was unjust, and the impressment of American Sailors to fight for the UK against the French was just another, if not the main reason for the war of 1812.

                                                                                                      So while the term 'just defending yourselves' is a good one, it's more a "'we want to take out the northern territories 'Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois and Wisconsin'", and from what i recall, it was all the southern states voting to have the war, and all the northern states voting against it

                                                                                                      but i'm sure you forgive me for being canadian
                                                                                                      I've already stated that it was another grab for land for the Americas as well as another chance to give the UK a matching black eye after the Americas Independence. I am not aware of any split between the states on whether we went to war or not, but if history is any indication of my country's declarations of war, bullshit excuses have been used to go to war for less.

                                                                                                      And of course I forgive you for being Canadian, as I do all my Canadian friends that end up living in the USA, becoming citizens and card carrying members of the NRA.

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