Went in for my yearly check up today. Was a little nervous I have felt kind of sick lately. So anyway, the doctor told me he had good news and bad news, so of course I asked for the good news. Apparently they are naming an incurable disease after me.
I just got back from the Doctor...
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A man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor says to him, " I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," the patient says.
"The good news is that your penis is going to be two inches longer and an inch wider,"the doctor replies.
"That's great!" says the patient." What's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "It's malignant."
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how bittersweet.....A man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor says to him, " I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," the patient says.
"The good news is that your penis is going to be two inches longer and an inch wider,"the doctor replies.
"That's great!" says the patient." What's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "It's malignant."
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hehehehe hehehehehe heheheheh thanks i needed the laughter todayComment
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