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  • Czech
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 2694

    #1

    FACT: don't drink water!

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
    water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
    than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other
    words, we are consuming one kilo of shit!

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
    whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go
    through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
    It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
    full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I
    am doing this as a public service!

    Drink up and be happy!
  • Angelo22
    Writer
    • Feb 2007
    • 3123

    #2
    Yea.... too bad i cant get my liver to take a liter of vodka a day
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    • sexxxydesign.com
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      • Feb 2005
      • 1281

      #3
      and you forgot to say.. "Don't eat Grapes" its like killing a baby in its tender years.. let them grow to become great red wine!

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      • Big_Red
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        • Jun 2006
        • 4147

        #4
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        • timberlands
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          • Sep 2005
          • 504

          #5
          Ya maybe if you drink it out of the public fountains.. not from bottled water.
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          • Humpy Leftnut
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2007
            • 1292

            #6
            And do you have any idea what we all breathe in? Give it a break.
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            • fuzzylogic
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2004
              • 4796

              #7
              ok



              thx *leaves thread*

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              • fuzzylogic
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2004
                • 4796

                #8
                woops



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                • fuzzylogic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4796

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Humpy Leftnut
                  And do you have any idea what we all breathe in? Give it a break.
                  lol about 1 liter of anal gas per day.

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                  • FlowerKid
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 1045

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RobMax
                    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
                    water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
                    than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other
                    words, we are consuming one kilo of shit!

                    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
                    whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go
                    through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
                    It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
                    full of shit.

                    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I
                    am doing this as a public service!

                    Drink up and be happy!
                    That's good to know, thanks for sharing this information.

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                    • ServerGenius
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 9377

                      #11
                      See Sig !!! I've been saying this for years
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                      • Aussie Rebel
                        Blow Me U Geeks
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 5108

                        #12
                        Dont drink water! Fish fuck in it

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                        • nico-t
                          emperor of my world
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 29901

                          #13
                          lol.... best tip ive heard in years, finally a good excuse to drink all day long

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                          • Sexsitesurfer
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                            • Aug 2005
                            • 3157

                            #14
                            Like most people here need an excuse!
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                            • Pumba
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 1094

                              #15
                              Thats it, I am drinking only beer fom now on.

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                              • cherrylula
                                lol
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 15969

                                #16
                                The alcohol content is only a small percent so you're still drinking water when you drink beer, wine, vodka. Genius.

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                                • ServerGenius
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 9377

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by cherrylula
                                  The alcohol content is only a small percent so you're still drinking water when you drink beer, wine, vodka. Genius.
                                  The alcohol KILLS the bacteria......GENIUS
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                                  • madawgz
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                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 30509

                                    #18
                                    really? i guess i can never drink water again
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                                    • ADL Josh
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 3026

                                      #19
                                      beer sounds good to me
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                                      • Czech
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 2694

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ADL Josh
                                        beer sounds good to me
                                        Yep being an Aussie, my water is my beer

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                                        • CDSmith
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460

                                          #21
                                          I am excempt from all that, since I had a reverse osmosis purification system installed.

                                          Now my vodka is 100% e coli free. :D
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                                          • Klen
                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 32234

                                            #22
                                            I burn e coli when i drink brandy one way or another.

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                                            • JMM
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 1755

                                              #23
                                              I am an american.

                                              I have no idea how much "1 kilo" represents.

                                              Your scare tactics won't work on us.

                                              GOD BLESS THE USA!

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                                              • gornyhuy
                                                Chafed.
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 18041

                                                #24
                                                Its called filtration: get to know it.

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                                                • Tanya_AWP
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                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 858

                                                  #25
                                                  Cool tip


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                                                  • sherie
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                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 7020

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Angelo22
                                                    Yea.... too bad i cant get my liver to take a liter of vodka a day
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