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  • calibra
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 4357

    #1

    Intimacy :)

    > >Husband and wife in bed together.
    > >She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
    > >She: "Oh, that feels good."
    > >His hand moves to her breast.
    > >She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
    > >His hand moves to her leg.
    > >She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
    > >But he stops.
    > >She: "Why did you stop?"
    > >He: "I found the remote."

  • Humpy Leftnut
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2007
    • 1292

    #2
    heheh she's probably a whale.
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    • dig0
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2007
      • 440

      #3
      That's what living together is all about
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      • martinsc
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2005
        • 27043

        #4
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        • LiveDose
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          • Feb 2002
          • 25792

          #5
          LOL, cute...

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          • Arista225
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            • Mar 2007
            • 171

            #6
            Typical....
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            • Scott McD
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              • Nov 2002
              • 67792

              #7
              Nice...


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              • Big_D
                CRAZY MOFUKKA
                • Jun 2006
                • 3296

                #8
                good fuckin shit

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                • bobby666
                  boots are my religion
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 21765

                  #9
                  haha, i have to try that on my girl today

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                  • 2012
                    So Fucking What
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 17189

                    #10
                    or the last line could be ...

                    > >He: "I just realized we were married."
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                    • bogo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 1982

                      #11
                      HAHA thanks for the laught,i needed it after todays !:4700 ratios.

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                      • ADL Josh
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                        • Feb 2007
                        • 3026

                        #12
                        lol, nice
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                        • Pumba
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 1094

                          #13
                          One of my friends use to say that marrige is like watching the same porno over and over again.

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                          • madawgz
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 30509

                            #14
                            hahaha
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