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  • CPA37710T
    business ready hit me up!
    • Aug 2010
    • 1115

    #1

    The Chinese Shovel

    Who needs a swiss army knife, when you can get the chinese shovel!



  • Lilit
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    • Mar 2007
    • 1645

    #2
    lol that's crazy!
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    • The Heron
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 4496

      #3
      Bottle Opener, I'm sold!

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      • Si
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        • Feb 2008
        • 13900

        #4


        Fucking cool!

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        • Far-L
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          • Feb 2002
          • 6065

          #5
          Stallone is using one in his next Rambo picture instead of the knife...
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          • SkynetCommunications
            Registered User
            • Aug 2010
            • 32

            #6
            wow thats amazing

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            • tabasco
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              • Jul 2006
              • 2624

              #7
              Yes, but can it give me the rock hard abs of my dreams in just 3 minutes a day?
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              • CPA37710T
                business ready hit me up!
                • Aug 2010
                • 1115

                #8
                Originally posted by tabasco
                Yes, but can it give me the rock hard abs of my dreams in just 3 minutes a day?
                lol not really maybe the if you wear a snuggie for the summer you'll definetly get ripped in no time

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                • fatfoo
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 27763

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CPA37710T
                  Who needs a swiss army knife, when you can get the chinese shovel!

                  I watched the entire video. The Chinese army shovel is excellent. It is made out of precious strong metals. It has very many different uses. Here are some of the uses: digging ground, taking out nails, putting nails in wood, paddles to row boat, throw shovel with rope on wall/tree to climb, open bottles and canned foods, hit enemy skull, use as shield, etc.
                  Last edited by fatfoo; 10-06-2010, 06:12 PM.
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                  • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2088

                    #10
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                    • Caligari
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                      • Oct 2009
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                      #11
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                      • uno
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                        #12
                        It started reaching when it got to can opener.
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                        • cjhmdm
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 472

                          #13
                          None of you have been in the army before I take it?

                          I'll take my standard issue entrenching tool over that piece of bulky junk any day ><
                          Last edited by cjhmdm; 10-06-2010, 06:37 PM.

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                          • tabasco
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 2624

                            #14
                            Originally posted by uno
                            It started reaching when it got to can opener.
                            Yeah he punches a few very rough holes in the tin and it suddenly jumps to an open tin.
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                            • CPA37710T
                              business ready hit me up!
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 1115

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
                              Get YOUR Chinese Shovel for only $19.95.
                              BUT WAIT!
                              If you order within the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in another Chinese shovel!
                              Just pay separate shipping and handling.

                              Still not enough for you?!? We'll throw in your very own Chinaman!

                              You'll get A Chinese Shovel!
                              An additional Chinese Shovel!
                              AND Your very own, real live chinaman for only $19.95.
                              What are you waiting for?
                              Operators are standing by! CALL NOW!!!
                              LOL!, your own chinaman... he will train you when using the shovel as a weapon

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                              • cjhmdm
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 472

                                #16


                                Kind of a dumb video though tbh.. but yeah, I'll take that over the chinese knockoff any day ><

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                                • CPA37710T
                                  business ready hit me up!
                                  • Aug 2010
                                  • 1115

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by cjhmdm


                                  Kind of a dumb video though tbh.. but yeah, I'll take that over the chinese knockoff any day ><
                                  where's the bottle opener?, if anyone defies the shovel needs to open a bottle of champagne

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                                  • CPA37710T
                                    business ready hit me up!
                                    • Aug 2010
                                    • 1115

                                    #18
                                    bump for shovel!

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                                      • 20368

                                      #19
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                                        #20
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                                        • Chosen
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 63151

                                          #21
                                          Cool

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                                          • ottopottomouse
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                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 13177

                                            #22
                                            Wonder how quickly it goes blunt and useless.
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                                            • Voodoo
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                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 10600

                                              #23
                                              Get a Chinese Shovel Here!

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                                              • buildingfutures
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                                                • Dec 2010
                                                • 796

                                                #24
                                                Mark my words; one day the Chinese are taking over the world. So many of them and you never hear anything about them. Except that they make cool shovels.
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