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  • Splum
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 6195
    #1

    My penis gets wet when I shit

    ... and I am tired of it!
    My penis is too long and hits the water when I take a shit and if I stick my dick on the outside when I shit I tinkle, and thats not good for the floor.

    Does anyone know of a place that sells really deep toilet bowls?
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    • GrouchyAdmin
      Now choke yourself!
      • Apr 2006
      • 12085
      #2
      You're no Juicy.

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        • Splum
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 6195
          #3
          Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
          You're no Juicy.
          Are you like my virtual stalker or something? Wanna make sexy time?

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            • Angelo22
              Writer
              • Feb 2007
              • 3123
              #4
              stick it up your ass =)
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                • sexyclicks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 3240
                  #5
                  hold it with your mouth

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                    • Randyyy
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 2240
                      #6
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                        • Splum
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2003
                          • 6195
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Angelo22
                          stick it up your ass =)
                          Thanks for the tip. You must have had experience with this technique.

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                            • Splum
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 6195
                              #8
                              Originally posted by sexyclicks
                              hold it with your mouth
                              That always gets me excited.

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                                • GrouchyAdmin
                                  Now choke yourself!
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 12085
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Splum
                                  Are you like my virtual stalker or something? Wanna make sexy time?
                                  No, my mom would get angry. I'm not allowed to have friends over.

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                                    • Angelo22
                                      Writer
                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 3123
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Splum
                                      Thanks for the tip. You must have had experience with this technique.
                                      Youre welcome mate,
                                      Oh, i've never tried it myself, i just read it on the president's blog, and thought you might do as he does
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                                        • Pumba
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 1094
                                          #11
                                          Put a chair above toilet bowl and make hole on it. You will be higher and above the toilet bowl.

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                                            • en21
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 2640
                                              #12
                                              tie it down to your neck before you shit....
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                                                • bluelads
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                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 48
                                                  #13
                                                  cool~~~~~~me too~
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                                                    • stickyfingerz
                                                      Doin fine
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24984
                                                      #14
                                                      My advice is call a plumber fast. Your toilet is on the verge of overflowing....

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                                                        • Deej
                                                          I make pixels work
                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 24386
                                                          #15
                                                          you too?


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                                                            • CaptainHowdy
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                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 94102
                                                              #16
                                                              You're not alone, man...

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                                                                • k0nr4d
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                  • 9231
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                  My advice is call a plumber fast. Your toilet is on the verge of overflowing....
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                                                                    • CaroMark
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 1357
                                                                      #18
                                                                      At least its only getting a little wet, immagine if it was dragging the bottom of the bowl.

                                                                      (LOL the old joke redone about the two guys on the bridge. One says that it sure is a long way down and the other replies and the water is deep too.)
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                                                                        • shekinah
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                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                          • 8452
                                                                          #19
                                                                          That's gross.. hold it with one hand

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