are you a scruncher or a folder?

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  • wyldworx
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2006
    • 5144

    #1

    are you a scruncher or a folder?

    when you wipe your ass, do you quickly scrunch and wipe, or do you take pride in your nether regions and fold?
  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #2
    You've been watching the fucking annoying as fuck Sorbent Toilet tissue ad, haven't you ?

    ;-)







    p.s. folder myself ;-)
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    • wyldworx
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2006
      • 5144

      #3
      yes, i just saw a show i recorded and had a chuckle....

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      • wyldworx
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2006
        • 5144

        #4
        I am a folder too.

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        • fuzebox
          making it rain
          • Oct 2003
          • 22380

          #5
          I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.

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          • wyldworx
            So Fucking Banned
            • Dec 2006
            • 5144

            #6
            Originally posted by fuzebox
            I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.
            lmfao!!! that is so true!!!!

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            • g$$$
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 2807

              #7
              scrunch and wipe..its the only way to go!!!!~
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              • spacedog
                Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                • Nov 2001
                • 14149

                #8
                so....................


                after you wipe with your folded squares.. do you turn it over & use the other side ?











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                • rowan
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 17393

                  #9
                  I saw a test on TV where they did a test with various levels of folding and scrunching of paper, with the test subjects briefly wiping over a petri dish with bacteria in it.

                  100% of the test subjects had bacteria on their hands after the swipe. Even 8 layers of TP doesn't stop it.

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                  • rowan
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 17393

                    #10
                    Do you know it's also normal for your toothbrush to have small amounts of fecal matter on it? A flushing toilet throws microfine particles into the air which come to rest on nearby objects.

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                    • Aussie Rebel
                      Blow Me U Geeks
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 5108

                      #11
                      enough of this toilet talk






                      oh I fold

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                      • donkevlar
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4325

                        #12
                        Oh its so funny because its true. Who needs Seinfeld, with the funny observations right here on gfy?!
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                        • Gentle_Ben
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 733

                          #13
                          too funny. i scrunch
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                          • Sarah_Jayne
                            Now with more Jayne
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 40077

                            #14
                            I really feel like I shouldn't respond but on the other hand I can't help but say 'fold'.

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                            • Sarah_Jayne
                              Now with more Jayne
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 40077

                              #15
                              Originally posted by rowan
                              I saw a test on TV where they did a test with various levels of folding and scrunching of paper, with the test subjects briefly wiping over a petri dish with bacteria in it.

                              100% of the test subjects had bacteria on their hands after the swipe. Even 8 layers of TP doesn't stop it.
                              Which would be why god invented washing your hands.

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                              • JFK
                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 67369

                                #16
                                Originally posted by fuzebox
                                I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.

                                Too true

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