does it mean she likes you, or hates you? Just had a meeting with this girl, and she farted in my office!
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depends on the smell i guess
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It was a queef.
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her asshole just winked at you"..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter
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yes they do, explaining the sudden wofting which began its drift immediately as she stood up to leave.Comment
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well she must be at very ease with her self
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anal sex time bro! ask her out and fuck that ass for sure!
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get rid of her...i mean mistakes happen..but i dont just fart in front of anyone i just meet out of respect...she is obviously fucked in the headTelegram PhoenixBrad
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she used to work on grey street in st kilda. Maybe to much anal. It smelt like fruit tingles.Comment
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lick her ass
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depends on the girl and the smellComment
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Dude, I had this ex of mine, sitting my pad on my white couch do the silent killer, goto grab a pepsi and came back to that shit? I fucking westjetted her ass back to the prairies.
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minestrone and cabbage soup farts ( with a dash of some guinness pints ) I hope ...
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You have an office now? what happened to the milk crates and the door for a computer desk you had a coupla months ago? fuck you kicked on quick man
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nah, strictly legal. She hasn't worked there in years.
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shes a dirty fucking pig and you should want nothing more than to fuck her and chuck her.Comment
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if it sounded like 'spbspbspbspbspb' then she's got a tight ass
but if it sounded like 'wooosh' then you may not want to be putting your dick in there....Comment
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dont know what it means but i'd punch the stinky whore in the face
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Three possibilities:
1. It was an accident and she didn't have time to go somewhere else.
2. She is comfortable enough around you to be a real person when you are around.
3. You have already farted in front of her and it was so bad that she thought 'fuck it, why should I be embarrassed by my small feminine farts' and just went with it.Comment
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Plain Jane. One-second duration, nice resonant reverberation, and pungent odor cloud with a nearly instantaneous 5-foot radius. Your standard, everyday, friendly fart.
Beefy One. Sounds loud and butch, e.g., 'BRAAAMMPPP!' Smells like a cross between a decaying meadow muffin on a hot day and a fresh dog-turd.
Eggy. Smells very much like rotten eggs (or hydrogen sulfide). A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster (see below).
Fireball
Bunbuster. 'BRAAAP!' Sounds something like a Beefy One, except much more sudden and much more powerful. May smell either eggy or beefy. Leaves your asshole smarting. You really feel these babies.
Ripper. Sends seismic ripples to the next town. Rips the seams in the crotch of your pants. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Anyone sitting nearby may experience hearing loss.Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!
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Diesel. Sputters to a start, but then keeps putt-putting along spewing out an endless cloud of dirty, noxious fumes.
Surprise! You didn't even know that it was there, but suddenly . . . 'BRRMP!' Yellow surprise
Gunshot. Sounds just like a gunshot. Unbelievably loud indoors. Hard to believe that this emanates from between your buttocks. Bullet explodes into billions of virulent odor molecules. Gunshot farts are relatively rare but, like guns, very dangerous.
Squeaky. Puny and unsatisfying. Sounds a bit like a muffled 'Wheeeek,' but smells foul.
Worrier. The kind that seems to be a fart right up to the point at which you release it. At this stage, matters become less sure, as it feels too solid for comfort. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the first possible opportunity.
ToiletPoopie Prelude. It feels like it's going to be a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny little squeaker fart plus the head of something massive. You tense your buttocks fast, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin.
Present. The type of fart that seems harmless, but then brings a small poop as a housewarming gift. You shuffle off to the toilet and give thanks you weren't in a business meeting or job interview when it happened. If you were, you're screwed.
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Not my type of girl for sure ;)
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SBD (Silent But Deadly). Totally inaudible but somehow causes all the occupants in a room to collapse. Smell is undefined because nasal investigators haven't had time to analyze the odor before passing out. (This one is also known as SBL: Silent But Lethal and Toxic Assassin.)
GNL (Gambled 'n' Lost). You take a gamble that it's going to be a fart and stay where you are, but tragically come to realize that this is much more than a fart... Next big gamble: do you put your underpants in the laundry basket and hope your wife won't notice, do you wash 'em out yourself, or do you throw 'em away?
Hydrated. The original wet fart, which leaves a mark on your pants and gives you a cold wet sticky sensation when you walk. Try to avoid this one if you're wearing white trousers.
Not Now Please! You feel the presence of a mighty fart but are unable to release it due to your situation (first date, new customer, important business meeting, etc.). You clench your buttocks together so hard you nearly have a stroke, and wait for the pressure to subside. Success depends upon a number of factors, but in the end you're probably going to have to face the music (literally). Or you can try the stealth approach (see below).
Who, Me? You let it out as silently as possible and nobody hears it. You discreetly take deep sniffs and smell nothing. You think you got away with it. But 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everybody starts to cough and splutter. You point to the person next to you and try to look innocent.Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!Comment
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I think she's getting ready for anal
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