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  • fuzebox
    making it rain
    • Oct 2003
    • 22359

    #1

    Please learn how to use the fucking apostrophe

    The amount of people in the world who haven't learned something as basic as the apostrophe drives me crazy.

    In the last 20 minutes of reading GFY I've probably found a dozen examples

    Educate yourselves: http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/
  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    your gay.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • fuzebox
      making it rain
      • Oct 2003
      • 22359

      #3
      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
      your gay.


      TGF I love you <3

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      • dissipate
        The Dirty Frenchman
        • Nov 2005
        • 8904

        #4
        apostrophes are for rich people

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        • jalami
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 845

          #5


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          • Jakke PNG
            ex-TeenGodFather
            • Nov 2001
            • 20306

            #6
            Isn't Apostrophe the main villain in X-men comics?
            ..and I'm off.

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            • rip raster
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 2851

              #7
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              • RedShoe
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                • Feb 2001
                • 14831

                #8
                Originally posted by fuzebox


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                • High Plains Drifter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 2341

                  #9
                  Keep it simple. If the word isn't possesive of the thing following it or can't be split into two words, don't use the apostrophe.

                  *edit* yeah, I admit to judging people by their apostrophe usage.

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                  • fuzebox
                    making it rain
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22359

                    #10
                    Originally posted by rip raster
                    I can never get the damn things out of the box

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                    • istanboys
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 965

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fuzebox
                      The amount of people in the world who haven't learned something as basic as the apostrophe drives me crazy.

                      In the last 20 minutes of reading GFY I've probably found a dozen examples

                      Educate yourselves: http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/
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                      • Splum
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2003
                        • 6195

                        #12
                        Fuckin A!

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                        • notabook
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 9748

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                          Isn't Apostrophe the main villain in X-men comics?
                          Yep, and his herald is the Terrible Tilde.

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                          • montel
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 2606

                            #14
                            Don't 'LOOSE' your temper over this.

                            People should also learn about the difference between
                            'LOOSE' and 'LOSE'.
                            Barefootsies

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                            • dodger21
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 2680

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fuzebox
                              The amount of people in the world who haven't learned something as basic as the apostrophe drives me crazy.

                              In the last 20 minutes of reading GFY I've probably found a dozen examples

                              Educate yourselves: http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/
                              Please learn how to use a fucking period and a comma, shitbag.
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                              • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2088

                                #16
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                                • georgeyw
                                  58008 53773
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 9865

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by montel
                                  Don't 'LOOSE' your temper over this.

                                  People should also learn about the difference between
                                  'LOOSE' and 'LOSE'.
                                  Afuckingmen to that!

                                  Don't forget :
                                  - GuarEntee (ffs who is that fucking retarded?)
                                  - definAtely
                                  - rEdiculous (who the fuck even pronounces the word with an E?)

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                                  • stickyfingerz
                                    Doin fine
                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 24984

                                    #18
                                    Isnt it awful as many times as Ive forgotten its a bad thing isnt it?

                                    Ive really got to remember it isnt correct to forget.

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                                    • TeenCat
                                      Too lazy to set a koala
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 16131

                                      #19
                                      im not english born and if i will want to make apostrophe everywhere i must always switch my keyboard, so thank you but no! have tolerancy

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                                      • BusterBunny
                                        perverted justice decoy
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 19291

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jalami
                                        where is the lesson on possessive plurals?
                                        Last edited by BusterBunny; 04-13-2007, 08:25 PM. Reason: bob is slackin
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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          My brain hurts..keep it simple

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                                          • Scootermuze
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 4513

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by fuzebox
                                            The amount of people in the world who haven't learned something as basic as the apostrophe drives me crazy.

                                            In the last 20 minutes of reading GFY I've probably found a dozen examples

                                            Educate yourselves: http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/
                                            Actually, it should be, "The number of people....."

                                            Educate yourself:

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                                            • DirtyDanza
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 8375

                                              #23
                                              fuze has an apostrophe fetish
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                                              • tASSy
                                                Spread The Pink!
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 8229

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                                                fuze has an apostrophe fetish
                                                dirty!

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                                                • SleazyDream
                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 41470

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                  your gay.
                                                  he's not gay - he just looks like it.


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                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                  • jmk
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 5391

                                                    #26
                                                    LOL thats so true ;)

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                                                    • KrisKross
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 5025

                                                      #27
                                                      Though it is technically accepted, I can't stand when people pluralize acronyms using apostrophes.

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                                                      • teksonline
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 2904

                                                        #28
                                                        `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'``'`'`'`'`'``'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' `'`
                                                        `'`' '` '`'` `' `' '`' `'`'`'`'`'`'`
                                                        `'`' `'`'`'`'` '`'`' '` '`'`'`` `' `'`'`'`'`'``
                                                        `'`' `'`'`'`'` '`'`' '` '`'`'` '`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
                                                        `'`' `'`'` '`'`' '` `'`'`` '`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
                                                        `'`' `'`'`'`'` '`'`' '` '`'`'`` '` '`'`'`'`'`'`'
                                                        `'`' `'`'`'`'` '`'` `' `'`'`'` `'`' `'`'`'`'`'`
                                                        `'`' `'`'`'`'` `' `' `'`'` '`'`'`'`'`
                                                        `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'``'`'`'`'`'``'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' `'`

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                                                        • DirtyDanza
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 8375

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by tASSy


                                                          dirty!
                                                          sexy
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                                                          • Bloomer
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 654

                                                            #30

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                                                            • Musson
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                              • 187

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by montel
                                                              Don't 'LOOSE' your temper over this.

                                                              People should also learn about the difference between
                                                              'LOOSE' and 'LOSE'.
                                                              I agree with you completely.
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                                                              • vikiboss
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Apr 2007
                                                                • 39

                                                                #32
                                                                Will do when I get a chance

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                                                                • fuzebox
                                                                  making it rain
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 22359

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Scootermuze
                                                                  Actually, it should be, "The number of people....."

                                                                  Educate yourself:


                                                                  Touche

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                                                                  • Antonio
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 14136

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                                                                    fuze has an apostrophe fetish


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                                                                    • pussyluver
                                                                      Clueless OleMan
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 11009

                                                                      #35
                                                                      The apostrophe is part of syntax sometimes and can not be used without error.

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                                                                      • bobby666
                                                                        boots are my religion
                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                        • 21765

                                                                        #36
                                                                        what the fuck is a apostrophes ?

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                                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                          • 20306

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                          The apostrophe is part of syntax sometimes and can not be used without error.
                                                                          That's why God invented alternatives like ยด and ` instead of just '
                                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                                          • Scootermuze
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                            • 4513

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by fuzebox


                                                                            Touche
                                                                            No offense intended there.. I just couldn't sleep if I didn't get a shot in that made it look like I knew somethin'..

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                                                                            • shekinah
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 8452

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Very educational!!!

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                                                                              • fuzebox
                                                                                making it rain
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 22359

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by tASSy


                                                                                dirty!
                                                                                I'm pretty much into anything, as long as it doesn't involve the... uh... colon...

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