Joe Fancis Tries To Bribe Jail Guards - Gets New Charges

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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    Joe Fancis Tries To Bribe Jail Guards - Gets New Charges

    The millionaire founder of the Girls Gone Wild video empire was charged Thursday with bribing a jail guard for a bottle of water and having prescription sleeping pills in his cell, authorities said.

    When he learned of the new charges, Joe Francis waived his right to a bond hearing for the contempt of court charge that had led to his being jailed. Francis cried as his mother blew him a kiss while he was led from a federal court room back to his cell.

    "I didn't do anything," he told his parents as he was led away, The News Herald of Panama City reported.

    Francis, 34, was charged with bribing a public servant, three counts of possessing a controlled substance and five counts of introducing contraband - cash and drugs - into a detention facility. The charges are third-degree felonies punishable by up to five years in prison.

    Francis offered a jail guard $100 for a bottled water Wednesday evening, court records said. When the guard refused, Francis showed him $500, investigators said. Inmates are not allowed to have cash in the jail.
    http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/...ap3608268.html

    What a stupid dick.
  • BusterBunny
    perverted justice decoy
    • Aug 2005
    • 19291

    #2
    dumbass shoulda keystered some pills on the way in
    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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    • notabook
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      • Apr 2006
      • 9748

      #3
      Jesus fucking christ that guy is the epitome of stupidity.

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Originally posted by notabook
        Jesus fucking christ that guy is the epitome of stupidity.
        I know, definitely seems to be asking for it doesn't he?

        Now he's crying to his mommy, literally!

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        • notabook
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 9748

          #5
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          I know, definitely seems to be asking for it doesn't he?

          Now he's crying to his mommy, literally!
          I can?t wait for the made-for-tv movie to come out.. ;P

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          • kane
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Aug 2001
            • 20684

            #6
            he seems to be digging his hole even deeper.

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            • DWB
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 31779

              #7
              He is a tool. Sounds like someone needs to rape him again to knock him back down to size.

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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                Originally posted by notabook
                I can?t wait for the made-for-tv movie to come out.. ;P
                People won't even be able to believe that the shit's true. You couldn't make this kind of stupidity up!

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                • jact
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 9134

                  #9
                  Guess this answers Vid's question as to how far someone will go for self promotion.
                  Free agent

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                  • GTS Mark
                    Vrume Mark
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 20912

                    #10
                    Wow hopefully he gets his act together, sounds like he's in some serious trouble now.

                    DH

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                    • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                      • Dec 2005
                      • 9395

                      #11
                      To funny...

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                      • BoyAlley
                        So Fucking Gay
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 19714

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                        Wow hopefully he gets his act together, sounds like he's in some serious trouble now.

                        DH
                        Yeah I don't care how much monies he has, he's got so many charges against him now, some are bound to stick and stick hard.

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                        • BOSS1
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                          • Sep 2005
                          • 4331

                          #13
                          damn i guess he aint going to be getting that wild pussy for a while now

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                          • spacedog
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                            • Nov 2001
                            • 14149

                            #14
                            between the settlement for the stupid dumb cunts, the contempt charge, the federal indictments for tax fraud, now this...

                            I think he's knee deep in shit


                            Looks like Scott could join him soon.

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                            • Jace
                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 35562

                              #15
                              wow, it just doesn't stop for this guy

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                              • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                • May 2005
                                • 18314

                                #16
                                I really feel sorry for this guy.

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                                • BoyAlley
                                  So Fucking Gay
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 19714

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Batts
                                  I really feel sorry for this guy.
                                  I don't know, he seems to be his own worst enemy.........

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                                  • notabook
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                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 9748

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Batts
                                    I really feel sorry for this guy.
                                    I don't.

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                                    • After Shock Media
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                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 35299

                                      #19
                                      Damn... If things keep going the way it is for him, after legal bills and everything else the US government could end up running girls gone wild like they did the mustang ranch for awhile.

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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada

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                                        • BigDeanEvans
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 1368

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                          They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada

                                          I dont think this has much to do with being a scapegoat more so than being a complete idiot.

                                          Telling the judge he's a "judge gone wild", tax evasion, slipping drugs into the prison, and bribing prison guards. Unfortunately when the feds are done with him, he's going to be flat broke and his asshole is going to be whistling when the wind blows.

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                                          • pocketkangaroo
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                                            • Jan 2005
                                            • 8452

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada
                                            I don't think he's a scapegoat. He's gotten a lot of leeway if you ask me. He was only fined for what some would say was filming child pornography (the girls were underage) and was charged with those crimes. He went back on a settlement he had made. He broke prison laws.

                                            From articles I've read, the guy is said to be a complete self-centered egotistical asshole who feels he can do whatever he wants to anyone. Some reporter spent a day with him and she basically said he assaulted her, and spoke to a woman who claims he raped her. The guys seems out of control and finally got a taste of his own medicine. Karma is a bitch.
                                            Last edited by pocketkangaroo; 04-12-2007, 11:05 PM.

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                                            • rounders
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                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 2931

                                              #23
                                              that guy is a dumbass
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                                              • Lensman
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                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 9846

                                                #24
                                                Can't he just drink from the toilet like the rest of us?

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                                                • fallenmuffin
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 8170

                                                  #25
                                                  lol fucking classic

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                                                  • TampaToker
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                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 5828

                                                    #26
                                                    Fuck him greed got the best of him. Now enjoy the bed you made Joe
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                                                    • Steve Awesome
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                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 1575

                                                      #27
                                                      Heard this guy years ago on Stern bragging about how girls tried to sue him for putting them in his videos and how he'd then turn around and sue THEM for suing him. Douche-a-rama.

                                                      Heard him again on Stern just a couple of months ago and he sounded like he was fucked up on the phone just being an ass. Scroll down to the "Wake Up Joe" segment for that summary:

                                                      http://howardstern.com/rundown.hs?d=1170219600#8822

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                                                      • LiveDose
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                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 25792

                                                        #28
                                                        'Greed is good'....LOL

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                                                        • BrettJ
                                                          ol' timer
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 4715

                                                          #29
                                                          Ya know... as much as I try to hate the guy... for the stuff with minors... then he does stuff like this ... and I have to shrug my shoulders... I know plenty of people that would have tried the same thing. A few crazy assholes that try to get milkshakes at jack in the box at 3 am ... with that same $100 bill line

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                                                          • baddog
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 107089

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Batts
                                                            I really feel sorry for this guy.
                                                            Why is that? Because he has always had so much money that he lost touch with reality?

                                                            I don't feel sorry for him at all. Such a tool.

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                              They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada
                                                              oh please

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                                                              • RFremont
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                                                                • Sep 2006
                                                                • 621

                                                                #32
                                                                Won't get thirsty in this thread, plenty of hate-orade to go around.

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                                                                • JFK
                                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 67369

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                  Can't he just drink from the toilet like the rest of us?
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                                                                  • CheneyRumsfeld
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                                    • 1341

                                                                    #34
                                                                    he appears confused.
                                                                    he doesn't need bottled water.
                                                                    he needs KY Jelly, condoms and a "protector".
                                                                    he will figure it out in time.
                                                                    he will get a name too, probably "pussy boy".

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                                                                    • Turf
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                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 1865

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by RFremont
                                                                      Won't get thirsty in this thread, plenty of hate-orade to go around.
                                                                      yea... nice mix of hate and envy for everyone!
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                                                                      • RevSand
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                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 8151

                                                                        #36
                                                                        He is stupid to try this kind of shit when they are trying to get him on ANYTHING they can since nothing else has effected him up to now... They are loving the fact that they can just keep stacking charges up on him now.. Something is bound to stick and will hit home with him in time..


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                                                                        • Phil
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 7659

                                                                          #37
                                                                          well, money is not everything! JF is going away for a while.
                                                                          Ask Phil

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                                                                          • Phoenix
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                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 35475

                                                                            #38
                                                                            shit man..he needs an advisor to tell him how to act until he can get out of jail and move to a friendly country
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                                                                            • Jman
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                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 22834

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                              Wow hopefully he gets his act together, sounds like he's in some serious trouble now.

                                                                              DH
                                                                              LOLOL Nooo cause this act he's doing is Priceless.

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                                                                              • Jman
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                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                • 22834

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                                Can't he just drink from the toilet like the rest of us?
                                                                                Or just snort the damn pills, come on???
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                                                                                • uno
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                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 18450

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by BrettJ
                                                                                  Ya know... as much as I try to hate the guy... for the stuff with minors... then he does stuff like this ... and I have to shrug my shoulders... I know plenty of people that would have tried the same thing. A few crazy assholes that try to get milkshakes at jack in the box at 3 am ... with that same $100 bill line
                                                                                  You can't get a milkshake at 3 am @ Jack in the Box?

                                                                                  We don't have them out east, so I'm not sure what you mean.
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                                                                                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 18975

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Sounds like he is in deep stuff.
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                                                                                    • janburgess
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                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                      • 2

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      <br><br>
                                                                                      Last edited by janburgess; 04-13-2007, 08:00 AM.

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                                                                                        • tASSy
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          good going genius.

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                                                                                          • fusionx
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                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                            • 4618

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by notabook
                                                                                            I can?t wait for the made-for-tv movie to come out.. ;P
                                                                                            We'll get Lawrence Connor to play Joe

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                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 107089

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by RFremont
                                                                                              Won't get thirsty in this thread, plenty of hate-orade to go around.
                                                                                              Originally posted by Turf
                                                                                              yea... nice mix of hate and envy for everyone!
                                                                                              Yeah, it takes a real genius to figure out you don't sneak drugs and cash into jail, muchless inform the jailers about it by attempting to bribe them.


                                                                                              Originally posted by uno
                                                                                              You can't get a milkshake at 3 am @ Jack in the Box?

                                                                                              We don't have them out east, so I'm not sure what you mean.
                                                                                              They are usually cleaning the machines at that hour.

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                                                                                              • jonesonyou
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                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                • 3853

                                                                                                #48


                                                                                                I know joe, he is good people. Jail sucks... but i mean seriously... $100 for bottled water? Just drink out of the fucking toilet fountain like the rest of us, man.... and sleeping pills? WTF... Oh, and NEVER insult your fucking judge man...

                                                                                                He'll bond out soon (if he shuts the fuck up)...

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                                                                                                • _Richard_
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                                                                  • 30989

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  bloody amazing.. he's going to do very poorly in jail

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                                                                                                  • jonesonyou
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by fusionx
                                                                                                    We'll get Lawrence Connor to play Joe
                                                                                                    I think Robert Downey Jr. might be a better fit

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