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Old 09-26-2010, 02:38 PM  
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Originally Posted by pompousjohn View Post
Having a full beard is a strange experience. Chicks don't check me out twice like they did when I was clean shaven or even goatie'd.

But I haven't cut my hair in over 5 years and I literally get MORE ASS from chicks who say I look like Jesus. (not the one from the big lebowski)

Also, people take me more seriously more often, I get more respect, implicit obedience from total strangers (randomly but frequently) and less debates. (in person anyway, the beard doesn't seem to effect my online interactions - strangely enough lol.)
Well, I dig beards, too, but this is about goatees vs. mutton chops, kind of a "beard micro-niche", if you will. Beards can get you laid like tattoos can get you laid: they're both conversation-starters for the opposite sex as well as "filters". Those who dig that look will be more apt to follow-through. Again, kind of like filtered blog traffic vs. random click traffic. LOL
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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse View Post
Doesn't a full beard and long hair just make you look a bit scruffy?
Said the chcik/dude with the pink hair and ever-changing avatar. Snort.
(Scruffy gets laid three times as much as clean-shaven and 'neat', trust me.)
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