Personally, I'll take the "mutton chop" look over the "goatee" look any day of the week. Why? Cause any dweeboid can grow a goatee (and usually does, ick) while it takes a fucking MAN with fucking BALLS to walk around with mutton on his, um, chops. Like Mr. Neil Young, circa 1974:
Now, don't get blinded by the overt apparent "hipness" of the Goatee, it's an illusion. It may work on evil Spock:
But it's NOT cool on 99% of dudes, unless it's grown very, very long, like so:
Then it's just, you know, fucking weird, kinda like a Mohawk.
So let us celebrate the Mutton Chop! Shit, it looks even better when you multiply them, like Tribbles!
