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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Prepare to kneel before your new God.

    It's inevitable. Just a matter of a few days really....

    someone please start polishing the funk off the crown.
    SIG TOO BIG
  • X37375787

    #2
    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
    It's inevitable. Just a matter of a few days really....


    .... before I get my ass banned for posting shit threads while intoxicated

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      Originally posted by Equinox



      .... before I get my ass banned for posting shit threads while intoxicated
      I promise to dub thee my new court jester.
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • redshift
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 1044

        #4
        aw he's done gone off the deep end now
        It's a sad day in "AMP land"
        Last edited by redshift; 05-01-2002, 08:29 PM.

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        • X37375787

          #5
          I dunno what he's been taking, but it ain't just alc ...

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            Originally posted by redshift
            aw he's done gone off the deep end now
            It's a sad day in "AMP land"
            I'll make you "Official GFY Bitch"....
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • Squishy
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2001
              • 1809

              #7
              Can you talk Lensman in to giving away GFY-logoed codpieces instead of that jacket for 1000 posts? I'll look hella cool in a big stuffed codpiece.

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              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                Originally posted by Squishy
                Can you talk Lensman in to giving away GFY-logoed codpieces instead of that jacket for 1000 posts? I'll look hella cool in a big stuffed codpiece.
                that's the beauty of your new King.... I have no affiliations.... no ties... no pretenses.... no family.... no clubs..... no games.... no secret societies.... no rules..... no prerequisites... no qualifications.... no bullshit....

                just me and my fucking voice.

                whatever that may be at that particular moment.
                SIG TOO BIG

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                • X37375787

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                  that's the beauty of your new King....
                  earth to Amp, earth to Amp - you ain't the fukken king yet. so shutup and bow to teh powrrrr ! ! !! !!!!

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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Equinox


                    earth to Amp, earth to Amp - you ain't the fukken king yet. so shutup and bow to teh powrrrr ! ! !! !!!!
                    the fuckin' "power" will be bowin' to me here pretty damn quick and you know it.
                    SIG TOO BIG

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                    • chodadog
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 9736

                      #11
                      I have absolutely no idea..
                      26 + 6 = 1

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                      • redshift
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 1044

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                        I'll make you "Official GFY Bitch"....
                        So does this new position come with any perks?

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          Originally posted by chodadog
                          I have absolutely no idea..
                          and you probly never will.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • X37375787

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                            the fuckin' "power" will be bowin' to me here pretty damn quick and you know it.
                            700 more posts buddy. at the current rate it'll take you ~20 days to catch up to the power, assuming that he'll be in a coma or something....

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                            • chodadog
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 9736

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                              and you probly never will.
                              Most likely
                              26 + 6 = 1

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Equinox


                                700 more posts buddy. at the current rate it'll take you ~20 days to catch up to the power, assuming that he'll be in a coma or something....
                                you underestimate me my friend....

                                coma or not.... I can usurp the crown at virtually any point now...

                                and you know it.
                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • chodadog
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 9736

                                  #17
                                  Ohhh, i see now.

                                  Holy shit amp.. 32 posts per day... I mean. i have 20 something.. but i've only been here a month.. it's dropping nearly every day.. to maintain 32 posts per day for over 8000 posts.. lol.. You weren't lying in that other post when you said you came here once and never left
                                  26 + 6 = 1

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                                  • X37375787

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                    you underestimate me my friend....

                                    coma or not.... I can usurp the crown at virtually any point now...

                                    and you know it.

                                    don't understimate the power either. the force is strong. I feel it. Will you be able to withstand the evil powers ?

                                    mission impossible if you ask me... I am part of the family, I know the meaning and incredible effectiveness of the force.

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                                    • X37375787

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by chodadog
                                      Ohhh, i see now.

                                      Holy shit amp.. 32 posts per day... I mean. i have 20 something.. but i've only been here a month.. it's dropping nearly every day.. to maintain 32 posts per day for over 8000 posts.. lol.. You weren't lying in that other post when you said you came here once and never left

                                      t's about teh mojo. amp's mojo's strong.

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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Equinox
                                        don't understimate the power either. the force is strong. I feel it. Will you be able to withstand the evil powers ?

                                        mission impossible if you ask me... I am part of the family, I know the meaning and incredible effectiveness of the force.
                                        not only will I brutally TAKE the crown.... but I will do it with authority... and I will bust the 10K mark with a phat humiliating lead.

                                        and no one can fucking stop me.
                                        SIG TOO BIG

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                                        • chodadog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 9736

                                          #21
                                          He is the GFY god afterall
                                          26 + 6 = 1

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                                          • Rocky
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 3022

                                            #22
                                            if you're god

                                            and i'm the king of gophers

                                            what does that make gary?
                                            Are you down with Sin?

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075

                                              #23
                                              and yes... I am extremely drunk.
                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                              • kenny
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 7245

                                                #24
                                                God doesn't mean shit to me.. only one thing I believe in and thats me
                                                7

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                                                • X37375787

                                                  #25
                                                  hell, Amp is the gawd just cuz he's still able to type while being drunk like a drunkslut.

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                                                  • kenny
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 7245

                                                    #26
                                                    I just do this for fun, a hobby that pays for itself and I greatly admire and respect the people who make a living from it. But I have been chasing the dragon all night and being fucked up doesn't mean shit.
                                                    7

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                                                    • bhutocracy
                                                      Not making A Comeback
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 10218

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Equinox


                                                      700 more posts buddy. at the current rate it'll take you ~20 days to catch up to the power, assuming that he'll be in a coma or something....
                                                      you under-estimate the power of the dark side.. at the current rates it will be 49 days by a margin of 4 posts.. but if amp can stay true to the full strength beers that are his proton power pills he'll more than make up for his maui slump and do it sooner..

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                                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                                        There can be only one
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 39075

                                                        #28
                                                        the maui slump did do a good amount of damage to the "Master Plan"... but I shall overcome.
                                                        SIG TOO BIG

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                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 16015

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Rocky
                                                          if you're god

                                                          and i'm the king of gophers

                                                          what does that make gary?
                                                          Where the hell IS Gary anyway?

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                                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                                            There can be only one
                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                            • 39075

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                                            Where the hell IS Gary anyway?
                                                            Gary can't.... ummmm..... talk right now......
                                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                                            • Rocky
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 3022

                                                              #31
                                                              such a polite young man

                                                              never talks with his mouth full
                                                              Are you down with Sin?

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                                                              • Milton
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                • 1118

                                                                #32
                                                                hahaha

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                                                                • Thumbelina
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 675

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If I keep bowing my head like this it will seem like I am performing "MAN LOVE" for the King..............

                                                                  I dont know if Mrs AMP want to play second fiddle........

                                                                  I know you have it in you...........

                                                                  As the great philosopher of our time said:

                                                                  "It is good to be the KING"

                                                                  (Mel Brooks circa 1981)

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                                                                  • PhotoShopGuy
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                    • 222

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                    It's inevitable. Just a matter of a few days really....

                                                                    someone please start polishing the funk off the crown.
                                                                    At least p1mpd0gg was entertaining.

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                                                                    • Lane
                                                                      Will code for food...
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 8496

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by George_Bush
                                                                      Like I said.. the Amp man cometh

                                                                      All you bitches better look the fuck out
                                                                      dont bump threads FAGGOT!

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