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  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
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    I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy.

    I must shoot a gallon of cum all over this fucking house and office weekly. I bet I'd save on tissues, laundry detergent, and just the amount of time I spend cleaning up the mess. FUCK!

    I'm tired of all this cum! Calgon TAKE ME AWAY!

    I bet with the money I'd save, the operation would pay for itself in a few years.

    How much time and money do you spend cleaning up after yourself?
    (And yes it's an obvious set up for 'swallowing' jokes or 'cum catcher' jokes)

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    • Sly
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      Is your boyfriend complaining?
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        • RedShoe
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          #3
          Originally posted by Sly
          Is your boyfriend complaining?
          Only when I don't save it for him.

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            • tabasco
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              #4
              Originally posted by RedShoe
              Only when I don't save it for him.
              Tell him to swallow
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                • tony299
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                  • Aug 2002
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                  #5
                  you shoot but its blanks . im thinking about it myself, the idea of it hurting like a motherfucker is slowing me down on the decision.

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                    • CuriousToyBoy
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                      • Aug 2005
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                      #6
                      I had the snip at Christmas.

                      It does NOT reduce the volume of ejaculate.

                      If anything, mine has increased.

                      But that may just be the hot 24 year old wife-to-be.

                      He he

                      My life does not suck.

                      Not at ALL.

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                        • Spunky
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                          #7
                          I'm thinking of the same thing..I hate rubbers and the pull out method is russian roulette

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                            • OzMan
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                              #8
                              I asked this question in the last "snip" thread but never got an answer...

                              Where does the juice actually "go"? It just floats around inside you and naturally dissolves or something?

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                                • Jace
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                                  • Jan 2004
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                                  #9
                                  dude, it is a vasectomy, not a unich operation

                                  you still cum, you just don't have semen

                                  do it though, best decision I ever made aside from getting lasik

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                                    • Jace
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                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by OzMan
                                      I asked this question in the last "snip" thread but never got an answer...

                                      Where does the juice actually "go"? It just floats around inside you and naturally dissolves or something?
                                      it is just sperm, not cum, that gets taken away....it is very minimal and yes, it just dissolves into the body like it normally does if you don't cum for a long time

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                                        • OzMan
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                                          • Sep 2003
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Jace
                                          it is just sperm, not cum, that gets taken away....it is very minimal and yes, it just dissolves into the body like it normally does if you don't cum for a long time
                                          Thanks

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                                            • shermo
                                              #12
                                              I've been thinking about this as well...This wouldn't be an operation covered by insurance, would it?

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                                                • Jace
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                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                  #13
                                                  just to educate of ya'll

                                                  Because the sperm itself makes up a very small proportion of an ejaculation, vasectomy does not significantly affect the volume, appearance, texture or flavor of the ejaculate. Similarly, in females, hormone production, libido, and the menstrual cycle are not affected by a tubal ligation.

                                                  When the vasectomy is complete, sperm can no longer exit the body through the penis. They are broken down and absorbed by the body. Much fluid content is absorbed by membranes in the epididymis, and much solid content is broken down by macrophages and re-absorbed via the blood stream. Sperm is matured in the epididymis for about a month once it leaves the testicles, and approximately 50% of the sperm produced never make it to ejaculation in a non-vasectomized man. After vasectomy, the membranes increase in size to absorb more fluid, and more macrophages are recruited to break down and re-absorb more of the solid content.

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                                                    • Jace
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                      I've been thinking about this as well...This wouldn't be an operation covered by insurance, would it?
                                                      no, it sure isn't, i wish it had been

                                                      but then again, it is only $400-600, they are so common these days you can get nice deals if you shop around

                                                      i will say once again, it was one of the best decisions I ever made, it took all of 10 minutes total and about 2 days "healing", which is a nice word for taking it easy

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                                                        • tony299
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Jace
                                                          dude, it is a vasectomy, not a unich operation

                                                          you still cum, you just don't have semen

                                                          do it though, best decision I ever made aside from getting lasik
                                                          I never knew you wore glasses. Did the vasectomy hurt much ?

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                                                            • CuriousToyBoy
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by tony404
                                                              I never knew you wore glasses. Did the vasectomy hurt much ?

                                                              I spent 24 hours with bags of frozen peas down my pants and was back in the saddle 36 hours on.

                                                              Still annoying up to 3-4 days after, but nothing worse than an itch that hurt to scratch really.

                                                              Stiches (one for each nut) fell out themselves in first 5 days.

                                                              No biggie.

                                                              And no kiddies.

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                                                                • Jace
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                                                  I never knew you wore glasses. Did the vasectomy hurt much ?
                                                                  the procedure was a little uncomfortable, but not that bad

                                                                  the healing was a little weird for me cause I had to leave to go out of town the next day and was supposed to stay immobile for 2 days....needless to say I swelled more than I was supposed to, but that was to be expected

                                                                  overall it wasn't bad at all

                                                                  and yeah, I wore glasses/contacts since the 3rd grade, had lasik done about a year ago

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                                                                    • k0nr4d
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      back in highschool, the principle went and got one of those
                                                                      he grew bitch tits, started to sound sort of feminine and TOTALLY started setting off the gaydar.

                                                                      Don't do it...

                                                                      ...unless you are planning to change your nick to "ShoeAlley" :P
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                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                          back in highschool, the principle went and got one of those
                                                                          he grew bitch tits, started to sound sort of feminine and TOTALLY started setting off the gaydar.

                                                                          Don't do it...

                                                                          ...unless you are planning to change your nick to "ShoeAlley" :P
                                                                          omfg, you are have got to be kidding, right?

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                                                                            • k0nr4d
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                                                                              I'm not kidding. Mind you i'm no expert on vasectomies so I don't want to look like an idiot or something here.

                                                                              However, what i said is accurate from what i heard and saw.
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                                                                                • k0nr4d
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I read into it more, i'm mistaken. it sounds more like he got castrated or something.
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                                                                                    • RedShoe
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                      no, it sure isn't, i wish it had been

                                                                                      but then again, it is only $400-600, they are so common these days you can get nice deals if you shop around

                                                                                      i will say once again, it was one of the best decisions I ever made, it took all of 10 minutes total and about 2 days "healing", which is a nice word for taking it easy


                                                                                      Don't you get a reduction in insurance though? Like when you install fire detectors in your house.. isn't it like a preventative measure?

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                                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                                          I read into it more, i'm mistaken. it sounds more like he got castrated or something.
                                                                                          yeah, that is what I was about to say.....sounds like he did that PLUS also started taking some pills to make himself into a woman

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                                                                                            • Jace
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                                              Don't you get a reduction in insurance though? Like when you install fire detectors in your house.. isn't it like a preventative measure?
                                                                                              you know, you would THINK...LOL

                                                                                              kind of like birth control pills for females, it does so much good, but so few insurances will cover them...

                                                                                              the world of insurance shit just never makes sense

                                                                                              i know you can get better insurance rates with them not having to worry about babies though

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                                                                                                • k0nr4d
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                                                                                                  Yeah, I read exactly what a vasectomy was. I thought they basically disconnected your balls from the body. Then I thought about it just now and figured..no..wait...they would rot or something.

                                                                                                  But given that i thought they did that, you can see why I thought there'd be bitch tits involved.

                                                                                                  Cut off the testosterone, and all he's left with is estrogen...
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                                                                                                    • RedShoe
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                                                                                                      I didn't know you'd still shoot cum though. I thought it meant you'd shoot blanks.

                                                                                                      I know a few people that have done it and no one ever says anything about it. The only thing I've heard is that if you really stay off your feet for the 2 days then you're totally fine.

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                                                                                                        • SetTheWorldonFire
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                                                                                                          something about a knife cutting into my ballsack is a no no. chales homeboy
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                                                                                                            • Jace
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
                                                                                                              something about a knife cutting into my ballsack is a no no. chales homeboy
                                                                                                              they haven't used scalpels for a long while now

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                                                                                                                • John
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                                                                                                                  Heres some info on complications and risks:

                                                                                                                  http://www.vasectomy.com/ProcedureDetail.asp?id=4

                                                                                                                  Cant imagine losing 2 of my closest buddies but yet whatever tickles your pickle.

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                                                                                                                    • Jace
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by john_proadult
                                                                                                                      Heres some info on complications and risks:

                                                                                                                      http://www.vasectomy.com/ProcedureDetail.asp?id=4

                                                                                                                      Cant imagine losing 2 of my closest buddies but yet whatever tickles your pickle.
                                                                                                                      i don't care what anyone says, I would almost be happy to get rid of my balls...girls think they are ugly as hell, they are always in the way...the are the most poorly designed part of the human anatomy

                                                                                                                      i seriously think balls are god's big joke on men

                                                                                                                      besides, there are risks with everything, just gotta do it right and you have nothing to worry about

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                                                                                                                        • CuriousToyBoy
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                                                          i don't care what anyone says, I would almost be happy to get rid of my balls...girls think they are ugly as hell, they are always in the way...the are the most poorly designed part of the human anatomy

                                                                                                                          i seriously think balls are god's big joke on men

                                                                                                                          besides, there are risks with everything, just gotta do it right and you have nothing to worry about
                                                                                                                          I would have been in total agreement once upon a time.

                                                                                                                          Then I met a girl who could deep throat and lick the balls at the bottom end of the drive.

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                                                                                                                            • Jace
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                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                              I would have been in total agreement once upon a time.

                                                                                                                              Then I met a girl who could deep throat and lick the balls at the bottom end of the drive.

                                                                                                                              been there, done that...overrated...LOL

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                                                                                                                                • RedShoe
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                                                                  i don't care what anyone says, I would almost be happy to get rid of my balls...girls think they are ugly as hell, they are always in the way...the are the most poorly designed part of the human anatomy

                                                                                                                                  i seriously think balls are god's big joke on men

                                                                                                                                  besides, there are risks with everything, just gotta do it right and you have nothing to worry about
                                                                                                                                  God's joke? " poorly designed part of the human anatomy"
                                                                                                                                  First there is no god. 2nd, they are the most ingenious design. They are designed to keep your jizz at a very specific temperature. If the jizz gets too cold the balls contract back up into your body for warmth. If the jizz gets too hot the balls hang very low to cool off. If your jizz is not at the right temperature the sperm can die, so it self regulates it's temp.

                                                                                                                                  I would say the appendix is the most poorly designed part of the anatomy. You can live without it and if it ruptures it can kill you.

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                                                                                                                                    • Redmanthatcould
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                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                                                                                      Don't you get a reduction in insurance though? Like when you install fire detectors in your house.. isn't it like a preventative measure?
                                                                                                                                      I think this has got to be your most ridiculous post that I've run across.



                                                                                                                                      Absolutely brilliant!

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                                                                                                                                        • basschick
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                                                                                                                                          for those who get a vasectomy - please note you will continue to ejactulate sperm for a little while as there is some still left over. don't fuck anyone without a condom until your doctor's office gives you the okay.

                                                                                                                                          according to my ex, it didn't hurt all that much and recovery was also not very painful. he did have sperm in his semen for over a week, though,
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                                                                                                                                            • k0nr4d
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                                                                                                                                              Does it still hurt if you get sacked?
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                                                                                                                                                  This was in the news last week. Not sure if it's a fershure, but worth a read if you're thinking about it:

                                                                                                                                                  http://www.chicagotribune.com/entert...tory?track=rss
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                                                                                                                                                    • shekinah
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                                                                                                                                                      if you got many babies then that would be the time for you to go under such operations..

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                                                                                                                                                          do they do that before you got any kids? i hate kids, i don't want kids - and that would be a good way to never get them
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                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by basschick
                                                                                                                                                                  for those who get a vasectomy - please note you will continue to ejactulate sperm for a little while as there is some still left over. don't fuck anyone without a condom until your doctor's office gives you the okay.

                                                                                                                                                                  according to my ex, it didn't hurt all that much and recovery was also not very painful. he did have sperm in his semen for over a week, though,
                                                                                                                                                                  yeah i read some place that the leftover sperm won't be totally gone until after about 20-30 ejaculations.
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                                                                                                                                                                      easiest procedure ever. one day of discomfort, lifetime of no worries... had it done 13 years ago
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                                                                                                                                          yeah i read some place that the leftover sperm won't be totally gone until after about 20-30 ejaculations.
                                                                                                                                                                          that was like 3 days for me



                                                                                                                                                                          my doc said usually it is on average about 10 ejaculations, but they say to wait at least a month to be safe

                                                                                                                                                                          my doc made me come back in for 2 testings, one 1 week after and one 1 month after

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                                                                                                                                                                              I plan to get it done as well. But from what I understand, you better lay down for the next 12 to 24 hours. If it swells, you are in for major pain.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Jace
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                                                                                                  I plan to get it done as well. But from what I understand, you better lay down for the next 12 to 24 hours. If it swells, you are in for major pain.
                                                                                                                                                                                  yes, you will be in MAJOR discomfort...i can vouche for that 100%

                                                                                                                                                                                  it was pretty bad, but I wouldn't say it was major pain, just really incomfortable

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • angeleyes
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Too many pages to read and not enough time, but a V won't make you stop ejaculating hon. I'm sure someone already mentioned this. What happened to Mrs. Red Shoes? (Sorry, I was off the boards for about 2 years).
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                                                                                                                                                                                          I think this has got to be your most ridiculous post that I've run across.



                                                                                                                                                                                          Absolutely brilliant!

                                                                                                                                                                                          I have to agree with that. Women are 200% more expensive to insure because we are in our "child bearing" age. Even if we had our tubes tied making it impossible, or god forbid cancer when they rip out the girlie parts.......... we still get charged, but after 50, the tables turn and we are cheaper and men are higher due to the prostate/heart/etc issues that are not exclusive to men, but they tend to be the ones to develop these issues more so than females.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                                                                                                                                                              yeah i read some place that the leftover sperm won't be totally gone until after about 20-30 ejaculations.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, that'll be like one day for me then.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • RedShoe
                                                                                                                                                                                                  赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 14831
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                                                                                                                                                                  yeah i read some place that the leftover sperm won't be totally gone until after about 20-30 ejaculations.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  With my HerFirstFatGirl.com membership, I'll be dry in no time.


                                                                                                                                                                                                  It seems like a few other webmasters are going to do this as well. We should all do it together. Maybe like at internext or something. We might get a good deal if several of us go at the same time.

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