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  • a1ka1ine
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 3387
    #1

    my girlfriend

    always says "hello, can i help you?" whenever i call her at her office. anyone got any ideas of something funny to say in response??? =)

    ive thought of the obvious ones.. "yeh, give me a blowjob!"

    any ideas?? =)
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    • Darren
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2001
      • 5994
      #2
      i live about an hour from u !

      manchester scum


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        • a1ka1ine
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 3387
          #3
          about an hour away eh???

          scouser!!!!

          (for people who dont know, scousers are people whos pockets usually contain stolen things such as cutlery, or other things of low value)

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            • chodadog
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 9736
              #4
              And i used to live just over the pond from you guys ;)
              26 + 6 = 1

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                • Darren
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 5994
                  #5
                  Nottingham mate


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                    • Darren
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 5994
                      #6
                      in Leeds on Tuesday, thats not that far away init?


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                        • a1ka1ine
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 3387
                          #7
                          im in rochdale at the moment (euck) and live somewhere in cheshire (at the top).

                          yeh leeds isnt too far.

                          i play the occasional ice hockey game in bradford which is nearly there. there seems to be lots of adult webmasters in the UK!

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                            • Scootermuze
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 4513
                              #8
                              When she says. "may I help you?" just say, "No, I just wanted to hear your sexy voice say that"..
                              That should be good for a romp on the kitchen table when she gets home..

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                                • Smegma
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 1751
                                  #9
                                  Can I help you?

                                  Only if you can suck a 15 inch cock through 40 miles of telephone line.
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                                    • pr0
                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 23088
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by a1ka1ine
                                      (for people who dont know, scousers are people whos pockets usually contain stolen things such as cutlery, or other things of low value)
                                      Holy shit...even when you guys are cracking jokes its lame.

                                      Try

                                      Mother Fucker
                                      Shit Eater
                                      Cock Smoker
                                      Dipshit
                                      Son of a bitch
                                      Anal Monkey

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                                        • wannabeapornstar
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 766
                                          #11
                                          "hello, can i help you?"
                                          "Yes, could you please post your tittie pics on gofuckyourself.com"
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                                            • Exxxotica
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 4396
                                              #12
                                              Disguise your voice and tell her that you have been watching her at night. Then describe what she is wearing.


                                              She may act scared, and threaten to call the police, but deep down inside... she really likes it.


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                                                • mule
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 6085
                                                  #13
                                                  "hello, can i help you?"
                                                  "No, I'm a registered user at GoFuckYourself, I'm beyond help"
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