You don't win shit, but this is so fuckin funny I thought it deserved a caption contest...
let the games begin!
let the games begin!
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log over 10000 minutes with Jesus Dialer and get this inspirational figureneSig heil
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Little Billy was the catcher.... and Jesus was the pitcher ...
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hahaha, these are great so far =) keep em coming!-TaDoW
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Jesus loves the little children .....
Now we know what this little song REALLY means
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lets respect our savior pleaseComment
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ROFLMAO!!!!Originally posted by Alvaro
lets respect our savior please
didn't save me from shit-TaDoW
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LOL...Simple, but the Best!Originally posted by Flame
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The boys are hand selected by the horniest, uh hum, I mean finest priests in the world.Comment
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i dont think that it's appropriate for a jewish guy to be starting a thread that makes fun of Jesus....Originally posted by TaDoW
You don't win shit, but this is so fuckin funny I thought it deserved a caption contest...
let the games begin!
i could only imagine what would happen if Labret made a nazi-war-crimes TGP gallery and posted it here....
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How is this thread disrespecting Satan?Originally posted by Alvaro
lets respect our savior please
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Originally posted by Exxxotica
How is this thread disrespecting Satan?
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i agree with kman, im asking that this thread is closed and a more non religious based contest started.
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This might be the only time i agree with kmanOriginally posted by kmanrox
i dont think that it's appropriate for a jewish guy to be starting a thread that makes fun of Jesus....
i could only imagine what would happen if Labret made a nazi-war-crimes TGP gallery and posted it here....
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Why didn't you post this one?... This one offers more for the imagination.
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Wasnt Jesus jewish?Originally posted by kmanrox
i dont think that it's appropriate for a jewish guy to be starting a thread that makes fun of Jesus....
i could only imagine what would happen if Labret made a nazi-war-crimes TGP gallery and posted it here....
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sure was... old time beliefs and new time beliefs are totally different in case you didnt know....Originally posted by Rich J.
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Jamie ... I fuckin missed that one .. funny as hell tho!!! that can be next month's topic =)
anyone who doesn't like this thread ... don't read it or post on it. it's a free country and I'm not openly lambasting anyone, it's not my fault jesus is a pervert who likes to grab little boys. ... I guess maybe he isn't .. just the folks he appoints to carry out his duties are.-TaDoW
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The Horror...
Just look at Jesus' face... Perv.
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very well then, let's play religion bashing! although MOST of my friends are jewish in real life, i feel obligated to play devils advocate due to tadows blatent disrespect of my religion;Originally posted by TaDoW
anyone who doesn't like this thread ... don't read it or post on it. it's a free country and I'm not openly lambasting anyone, it's not my fault jesus is a pervert who likes to grab little boys. ...
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what does a jew have in common with a pizza?Comment
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They're everybody's favorite?
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they belong in the oven, j/kOriginally posted by Cheshire
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i wonder if they offer a partner program. i could resell these figures from Horny Jesus Dot Com and make some bank!! $$$the revolution is coming.Comment
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i'd ask what, but dont want to instigate, im just playin devils advocate towards Tadow...Originally posted by bdld
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That figurine is funny...
people have no sense of humor...
they didnt bash christians or anything...
comparing it to Nazis is odd...
If you have a picture of a Jew garding his money or something, bring it up, we'll makes jokes...
lighten up people... its just a figurine...
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oh yeah, and Im not Christian... or jewish... Im atheist...
This caption contest is so benign, If I wanted to start so shit, I would simply say what I think:
Religion is for weak minded people who need mental crutches... 'Oh its God's will' and all that crap... Wake up and smell the real life!
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what part of canada are you from?Originally posted by DrGuile
oh yeah, and Im not Christian... or jewish... Im atheist...
This caption contest is so benign, If I wanted to start so shit, I would simply say what I think:
Religion is for weak minded people who need mental crutches... 'Oh its God's will' and all that crap... Wake up and smell the real life!
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"If SNOW posts one more ass kissing thread, you take this fucking bat and...."Comment
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I think I like Steve's best...
and its tight-assed-religious-people friendly!
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"You see Johnny, THIS is how you beat your wife!"-TaDoW
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I forgot Jews dont recognize jesus what so ever as the son of god lolComment
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