I ate free tenderloin at home that my butcher-friend brought me, then we drank free booze I got as a gift a few weeks ago, and I had a fucking good time, costing me a total of $0. I win.
I like The Olive Garden. Though I think they're too expensive. Go to a local Italian joint for much less and you get more realistic Italian food instead of what you'll get at OG.
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I spent over $500 at the strip club and then a dark-complexioned fella smashed a full beer bottle over my head from behind for no reason at all. Good times!
I spent over $500 at the strip club and then a dark-complexioned fella smashed a full beer bottle over my head from behind for no reason at all. Good times!
Sad part is I wasn't joking at all. Only thing I can figure is that either I was blocking his view of the dancer, or him and another guy were fighting in the row behind me and I just caught a stray bottle from that. Or else I guess he could have just been angry and wanted to smash whitey over the head for no reason. By the time I realized what had happened and turned around, the 7 foot tall bouncer was already dragging two coloured fellas up the stairs. I never even got to ask what their problem was. And I didn't really want to follow them outside to get shanked or butt-raped.
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