So did Jesus really rise from the dead today?

**TDF** · 04-08-2007, 11:12 AM

i am jesus

**dropped9** · 04-08-2007, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by TDF

i am jesus

Jesus was white.

**TDF** · 04-08-2007, 11:14 AM

jesus had hair like wool and bronze skin...only us darkies have that

**sumphatpimp** · 04-08-2007, 11:16 AM

I am bored.
think I will install the Jesus dialer on thousands of surfers machines just to piss them off.
After all it is Easter.

**dropped9** · 04-08-2007, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by TDF

jesus had hair like wool and bronze skin...only us darkies have that

Lies! All lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was whitey!

**La Fawnduh** · 04-08-2007, 11:21 AM

Jesus was dark skinned, but I like the pale boys. Any white boy want to hit this?

**CaptainHowdy** · 04-08-2007, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Headless

Jesus was white.

LIES

!!

**BusterBunny** · 04-08-2007, 12:02 PM

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-08-2007, 12:14 PM

Video proof on YouTube that Jesus is Alive.

Approximately 1 minute, so check it out...

ADG Webmaster

**JFK** · 04-08-2007, 12:44 PM

sorry, I slept in and missed it

**GAMEFINEST** · 04-08-2007, 01:22 PM

i dont know

**StickyGreen** · 04-08-2007, 01:26 PM

Last time I checked humans can't "rise from the dead." Maybe he was an exception though lol...

**BusterBunny** · 04-08-2007, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Video proof on YouTube that Jesus is Alive.

Approximately 1 minute, so check it out...

ADG Webmaster

like how he jsut runs shrek over

**notabook** · 04-08-2007, 01:29 PM

All you people saying Jesus was white are fucking insane, that n1gger was as black as coal:

**pornguy** · 04-08-2007, 01:33 PM

Jesus was 4'11 incehs tall, and had a hump on his back. He also had a twin brother.

He died, and was put in a tomb. They his brother took his place, and fufilled the teachings of his brother.

**Scootermuze** · 04-08-2007, 02:22 PM

I guess it depends on how you choose to interpret the Dead Sea Scrolls...

**nikki99** · 04-08-2007, 02:34 PM

of course he didn´t today, is a catholic thing all of this...

**nikki99** · 04-08-2007, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by BusterBunny

like the Stryper song yes he is

**aztecboi2003** · 04-08-2007, 02:50 PM

And what about Mithra? A lot of similarities between him and Christ.

**VicD** · 04-08-2007, 03:08 PM

its all made up

**donkevlar** · 04-08-2007, 03:15 PM

So did Jesus really rise from the dead today?

So did Jesus really rise from the dead today?

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