Today at breakfast my daughters asked me if I'd ever gotten a blowjob

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • NTM
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2006
    • 1087

    #1

    Today at breakfast my daughters asked me if I'd ever gotten a blowjob

    I think they were just trying to get rid of me.

    It worked.
  • Amysworld
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 1578

    #2
    How old are they?

    Comment

    • NTM
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2006
      • 1087

      #3
      Originally posted by Amysworld
      How old are they?
      15 and 17

      Comment

      • DamageX
        Marketing & Strategy
        • Jun 2001
        • 14293

        #4
        "Yes. Now be quite and eat, you'll be late for school!"
        Whitehat is for chumps

        If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

        Comment

        • madawgz
          8.8.8.8
          • Mar 2006
          • 30509

          #5
          so what did you say back?

          or you just left right away? lol
          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

          Comment

          • Lilit
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2007
            • 1645

            #6
            ...hahhha...What did you answer?
            Nadya-EuroRevenue
            ICQ: 400525519 nadya[at]eurorevenue[dot]com
            Skype: nadyay7
            *See who I am at AdultWhosWho*

            Comment

            • Musson
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2007
              • 187

              #7
              And what have you answered?
              NEW DATING AFFILIATE PROGRAM

              http://partner.goldflirt.com/?affid=1366

              Comment

              • Amysworld
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 1578

                #8
                Originally posted by NTM
                15 and 17
                Ahhh old enough to know about it... too young to talk about it..

                Comment

                • DarkJedi
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301

                  #9
                  They were hitting on you, dumbass.


                  Hey, daddy, let's talk about blowjobs!
                  \ \



                  Uh, no.
                  \

                  Comment

                  • NTM
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 1087

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Musson
                    And what have you answered?
                    Honestly, I was so embarrassed (one of their friends was also present) I just got up without saying a word and took my food into my study. I don't think they meant to upset me. They seemed sorta shocked by my reaction. Maybe this was their attempt at being "cool" and "adult" with dad. But WTF?!

                    Comment

                    • madawgz
                      8.8.8.8
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 30509

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NTM
                      Honestly, I was so embarrassed (one of their friends was also present) I just got up without saying a word and took my food into my study. I don't think they meant to upset me. They seemed sorta shocked by my reaction. Maybe this was their attempt at being "cool" and "adult" with dad. But WTF?!
                      ah, a friend was there...it was probbly a dare
                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

                      Comment

                      • VeriSexy
                        Join The Royal Family
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 25463

                        #12
                        can't blame ya that is a awkward moment
                        Looking for a KICK ASS TEEN SPONSOR? Check out ROYAL CASH - THE KING OF TEEN!
                        Incredible webmaster tools FHGs, Morphing Blog and RSS Feeds, Embedded FLV & WMV Videos
                        .
                        With TOP RATIO Sites like


                        ATMovs.com | iTeenVideo.com |
                        TeenSexMovs.com | TeenSexMania.com


                        Comment

                        • Slap Dot
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 3168

                          #13
                          LMFAO! Can't even imagine.

                          Wonder if either has given a BJ?

                          » AIM: slapdotted
                          » Skype: slapdot
                          » ICQ: 190444

                          Comment

                          • Lilit
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 1645

                            #14
                            Originally posted by NTM
                            Honestly, I was so embarrassed (one of their friends was also present) I just got up without saying a word and took my food into my study. I don't think they meant to upset me. They seemed sorta shocked by my reaction. Maybe this was their attempt at being "cool" and "adult" with dad. But WTF?!
                            Do they know you work in the adult biz?
                            Nadya-EuroRevenue
                            ICQ: 400525519 nadya[at]eurorevenue[dot]com
                            Skype: nadyay7
                            *See who I am at AdultWhosWho*

                            Comment

                            • donkevlar
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4325

                              #15
                              Whens the 17 year olds bday? ;)
                              [email protected]

                              Comment

                              • NTM
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 1087

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TopBucks Lilit
                                Do they know you work in the adult biz?
                                No. They think i'm a programmer.

                                Comment

                                • V_RocKs
                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32451

                                  #17
                                  My own personal answer... And it works great...


                                  "How do you think your mom got her tile floor in the kitchen and dining room?"

                                  Comment

                                  • BOSS1
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 4331

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by NTM
                                    No. They think i'm a programmer.
                                    your daughters are growing up and are gigling and daring each other to give blowjobs... at this stage they think its cool....


                                    i pray to lord ill have sons

                                    NEW SITE: Stockings Kingdom
                                    Lesbians in Latex, Lesbians in Stockings, Granny Sex, BDSM Porn, Latex and Sex, Custom Foot Fetish, Femdom Movies and Kinky Porn Pass.
                                    300+ hosted flvs, 500+ hosted galleries, Page Peel ADs.. NATS export and payouts twice a month

                                    Comment

                                    • DarkJedi
                                      No Refunds Issued.
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 28301

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NTM
                                      No. They think i'm a programmer.
                                      Well, at least now you know what you're getting for Father's Day.

                                      Comment

                                      • Lilit
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 1645

                                        #20
                                        I think as you've said they just wanted to be cool for that friend who was at the breakfast with you But you shouldn't have got embarrassed, next time turn it into a joke ...lol... I guess soon they'll be asking you more serious questions
                                        Nadya-EuroRevenue
                                        ICQ: 400525519 nadya[at]eurorevenue[dot]com
                                        Skype: nadyay7
                                        *See who I am at AdultWhosWho*

                                        Comment

                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                          Well, at least now you know what you're getting for Father's Day.


                                          OMFG that is so wrong yet so damn funny.

                                          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

                                          Comment

                                          • Big_Red
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 4147

                                            #22
                                            where is Franck when you need him.
                                            60% Revshare.
                                            http://www.boobycash.com We got the boobs and the cash!
                                            ICQ 198-580-197 24/7 support

                                            Comment

                                            • wdsguy
                                              Ryde or Die
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 19568

                                              #23
                                              this is why I hope I have boys.

                                              Comment

                                              • gangbangjoe
                                                Ronin
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 17693

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                OMFG that is so wrong yet so damn funny.
                                                i second that

                                                NichePay - $30 on all trials - Killer Ratios
                                                ..................................................
                                                Female Ejaculation - Hairy - Shemale
                                                Puffy Nipples - Huge Clits - And More!
                                                ..................................................

                                                Comment

                                                • BusterBunny
                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 19291

                                                  #25
                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Evil E
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2005
                                                    • 3201

                                                    #26
                                                    They probably already given blow jobs... maybe you should have a talk.


                                                    A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                                    So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

                                                    Comment

                                                    • lacuna
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 1950

                                                      #27
                                                      This is why boys are soooo much easier to raise...

                                                      2257 Third-Party Custodian of Records Services
                                                      Designed by an attorney to be DOJ compliant
                                                      Only $1 per record

                                                      Comment

                                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 38323

                                                        #28
                                                        That's a definite "Go ask your Mom" moment...

                                                        ADG Webmaster
                                                        Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos



                                                        Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

                                                        Comment

                                                        • woj
                                                          <&(©¿©)&>
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 47880

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                          Well, at least now you know what you're getting for Father's Day.

                                                          Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
                                                          Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
                                                          Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Vick!
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 6882

                                                            #30
                                                            jeez, no morals?
                                                            Affordable Quality Web Hosting

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Twisted Dave
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 3635

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Amysworld
                                                              Ahhh old enough to know about it... too young to talk about it..
                                                              I've had a blowjob from a 17 year old and she was very good... What's your point?

                                                              The 15 year old needs to go back to her breakfast tho ... erk!


                                                              Custom Cartoon Mascots - ICQ: 243355699, Email: [email protected] or Click Sig - 15% referrals. Send me clients, make money!

                                                              Comment

                                                              • Enema
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 599

                                                                #32
                                                                It was a setup.

                                                                Keep your eyes on that friend of theirs, or she'll surprise you in the middle of the night ;)

                                                                Comment

                                                                • uno
                                                                  RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 18450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by NTM
                                                                  Honestly, I was so embarrassed (one of their friends was also present) I just got up without saying a word and took my food into my study. I don't think they meant to upset me. They seemed sorta shocked by my reaction. Maybe this was their attempt at being "cool" and "adult" with dad. But WTF?!
                                                                  Eek, I read reaction as erection.
                                                                  -uno
                                                                  icq: 111-914
                                                                  CrazyBabe.com - porn art
                                                                  MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • GAMEFINEST
                                                                    Make STACK$
                                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                                    • 14470

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i would have responded " YES, and it was DeLICIOUS "
                                                                    Compound interest.

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Steve Awesome
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                      • 1575

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Your reaction is perfect. Gotta keep that line.

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • Doctor Dre
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 51692

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by lacuna
                                                                        This is why boys are soooo much easier to raise...
                                                                        Yes... the only thing you need to teach them is NOT go get the girls pregnant
                                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • J$tyle$
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 11500

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Dude, go talk to your daughters.

                                                                          Ask them what they know about it. Ask them WHY they are asking you such questions and if they've spoken to their mom about it yet. If you or their mom haven't had THE TALK(s) with them ... it's obviously time.

                                                                          Seriously, I bet it was totally uncomfortable but BUCK UP and be a FATHER - talk to them openly and see where their minds are with this. If you can't do it then have a talk with their mom and at least have her deal with it.

                                                                          They are doing or are about to do whatever they want anyway but open up the communication and be their father instead of some uncomfortable guy they embarassed out of the room.

                                                                          .. and I'd be more concerned about the 15 yr old and your 17 yr old and HER FRIEND's influence on her.

                                                                          .02

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • Webby
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 14956

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by NTM
                                                                            I think they were just trying to get rid of me.

                                                                            It worked.
                                                                            hehe.. *splutter" *lol*
                                                                            XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Rochard
                                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                              • 75762

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I would have had just "I have no idea what that is".

                                                                              Good luck.
                                                                              Herschel Savage
                                                                              Brooklyn, NY

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • donkevlar
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2006
                                                                                • 4325

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                I would have had just "I have no idea what that is".

                                                                                Good luck.

                                                                                HAHA. Best answer.
                                                                                [email protected]

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • lacuna
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                  • 1950

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Better than having your teenage son asking if you've ever GIVEN one... (not that there's anything wrong with that)...

                                                                                  2257 Third-Party Custodian of Records Services
                                                                                  Designed by an attorney to be DOJ compliant
                                                                                  Only $1 per record

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • tehHinjew
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                                                    • 5755

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    " so daddy have you ever gotten a blow job?"
                                                                                    "well hunny, you know why your moms lips are all sticky and her breath smells like shit when she kisses you good night?"
                                                                                    " "

                                                                                    Hot Porn Wanna trade? email me at wanker (@) wanknation dot com

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 7566

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I know JUST what you are going through with all of the questions !

                                                                                      Our oldest son is 16 and I gave him his first box of condoms the other night because we caught him sneaking out
                                                                                      It was horrifying
                                                                                      Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!!



                                                                                      HappyPeekers - April

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • DamageX
                                                                                        Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                        • 14293

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by tehHinjew
                                                                                        " so daddy have you ever gotten a blow job?"
                                                                                        "well hunny, you know why your moms lips are all sticky and her breath smells like shit when she kisses you good night?"
                                                                                        " "
                                                                                        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, best answer!

                                                                                        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                                                                                        Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                        If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • OY
                                                                                          Industry Pioneer
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 5401

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                                                                          Dude, go talk to your daughters.

                                                                                          Ask them what they know about it. Ask them WHY they are asking you such questions and if they've spoken to their mom about it yet. If you or their mom haven't had THE TALK(s) with them ... it's obviously time.

                                                                                          Seriously, I bet it was totally uncomfortable but BUCK UP and be a FATHER - talk to them openly and see where their minds are with this. If you can't do it then have a talk with their mom and at least have her deal with it.

                                                                                          They are doing or are about to do whatever they want anyway but open up the communication and be their father instead of some uncomfortable guy they embarassed out of the room.

                                                                                          .. and I'd be more concerned about the 15 yr old and your 17 yr old and HER FRIEND's influence on her.

                                                                                          .02
                                                                                          Word

                                                                                          ***
                                                                                          Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software

                                                                                          Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • Why
                                                                                            MFBA
                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                            • 7230

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            dont be such a tight ass lame parent, talk to your kids about sex.

                                                                                            relax, its just sex!

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • VicD
                                                                                              ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 13245

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by NTM
                                                                                              Honestly, I was so embarrassed (one of their friends was also present) I just got up without saying a word and took my food into my study. I don't think they meant to upset me. They seemed sorta shocked by my reaction. Maybe this was their attempt at being "cool" and "adult" with dad. But WTF?!

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              • sumphatpimp
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                                • 5235

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I would've replied;
                                                                                                "no, if I had gotten a blowjob, I wouldn't have you foul mouth fucking kids to support"

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • zibril
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                  • 731

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Lol.......

                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                  • aztecboi2003
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                                                                    • 1155

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                                                                    this is why I hope I have boys.
                                                                                                    umm boys give bj's too
                                                                                                    Smoking Girl Fetish
                                                                                                    Petite Ashley

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    Working...