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  • MOxxx
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 3022

    #1

    Brain Of An Italian:

    This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

    An Italian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for
    the loan officer.

    He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two
    weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the
    bank would need some form of security for the loan. The Italian man
    handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of
    the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out.

    The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
    The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
    Italian man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
    loan.
    An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's
    underground garage and parked it there.

    Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
    interest, which came to $15.41.

    The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
    business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
    little puzzled.
    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi
    millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"

    The Italian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
    two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

    Ah, the brain of the Italian ... This is why Italy is shining.
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  • Angelo22
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    • Feb 2007
    • 3123

    #2
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    • SexualDragon
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      • Aug 2006
      • 3038

      #3
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        • _Richard_
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2006
          • 30989

          #5
          >This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

          i heard the same story but the guy was jewish

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          • mattz
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 7697

            #6
            Originally posted by Mr.Sexbankroll
            >This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

            i heard the same story but the guy was jewish
            i heard the same one too, but the guy was french

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            • Angelo22
              Writer
              • Feb 2007
              • 3123

              #7
              Originally posted by Mr.Sexbankroll
              >This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

              i heard the same story but the guy was jewish

              Ferrari's are italian
              so he was either italian
              or a jew, french, iraqi, whatever nationality who born and raised in italy
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              • Phoenix
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                • Nov 2002
                • 35475

                #8
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                • gangbangjoe
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                  • May 2004
                  • 17693

                  #9
                  this is one of the stories which are told ALL around the world in 474654654654546 editions

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                  • Voodoo
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                    • Sep 2002
                    • 10600

                    #10
                    I heard it was a white guy.

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                    • NaughtyRob
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                      • Nov 2004
                      • 29602

                      #11
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                      • wdsguy
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 19568

                        #12
                        I heard it was a chinese guy.

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                        • Tapaz
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                          • Jun 2005
                          • 1745

                          #13
                          Yeah Thats ITALIA

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                          • MandyBlake
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 17761

                            #14
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                            • LiveDose
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                              • Feb 2002
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                              #15
                              That is a fuckin' sweet story.... haha

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                              • illeana
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                                • Aug 2006
                                • 433

                                #16
                                that's great! I love it
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                                • MikeVega
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 12788

                                  #17
                                  That was a friend of mine ... lol


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                                  • smutx
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 1190

                                    #18
                                    heard the same thing except it was a blonde

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                                    • aico
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 14748

                                      #19
                                      I heard the same story but it was a horse and a saloon.

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                                      • drctfiesta
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2004
                                        • 1821

                                        #20
                                        Jesus Loves Italy
                                        *

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          Lmao..very clever..good story

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                                          • sicone
                                            Retired
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 18453

                                            #22

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                                            • igotmeg
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                                              • Feb 2007
                                              • 79

                                              #23
                                              Duh it was a WOMAN. kthx :D
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                                              • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 9492

                                                #24
                                                so this story only works for ethnic people then?

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                                                • Ray@TastyDollars
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 6797

                                                  #25
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                                                  • GrouchyAdmin
                                                    Now choke yourself!
                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                    • 12085

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
                                                    so this story only works for ethnic people then?
                                                    Yeah, everyone knows us yankees are stooopid! ;)

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                                                    • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                      • 9395

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                      this is one of the stories which are told ALL around the world in 474654654654546 editions

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                                                      And here it is all over yahoo


                                                      Still a good one though

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                                                      • nosey
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                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 14413

                                                        #28
                                                        good one

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                                                        • tehHinjew
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                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 5755

                                                          #29
                                                          i heard it but with an indian guy

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                                                          • calibra
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                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 4357

                                                            #30
                                                            I like it

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                                                            • notabook
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                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 9748

                                                              #31
                                                              I heard it but with a robot guy.

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                                                              • bogo
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 1982

                                                                #32
                                                                Lies...Im sure if the bank took your car as collateral (parked on the street),they would nail you with all kinds of service charges/storage fees.

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                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 94149

                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • Danny B
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                                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                                    • 4423

                                                                    #34
                                                                    nice story. don't care wether true or not.
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                                                                    • martinsc
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                      • 27043

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Mr.Sexbankroll
                                                                      >This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

                                                                      i heard the same story but the guy was jewish
                                                                      i heard the same one with a blonde....
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                                                                      • TheAccountant
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                                        • 705

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by drctfiesta
                                                                        Jesus Loves Italy
                                                                        Jesus is in jail atm!

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                                                                        • Sexsitesurfer
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 3157

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                                          I heard it was a white guy.
                                                                          RACIST!

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                                                                          • MOxxx
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                                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                                            • 3022

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by smutx
                                                                            heard the same thing except it was a blonde
                                                                            A blonde can't be that smart
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                                                                            • MOxxx
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                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                              • 3022

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
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                                                                              • MOxxx
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2005
                                                                                • 3022

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
                                                                                so this story only works for ethnic people then?
                                                                                it just works ;)
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                                                                                • 3xM - Julien
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 121

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by MOxxx
                                                                                  This is why Italy is shining.
                                                                                  I don't think so

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                                                                                  • gornyhuy
                                                                                    Chafed.
                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                    • 18041

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I heard the same thing but it was a priest, a rabbi, and a goat.

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                                                                                    • TBrown
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                      • 1519

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                                                      this is one of the stories which are told ALL around the world in 474654654654546 editions
                                                                                      urban legend



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