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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714
    #1

    My car got a flat tire today and then I had to

    My car got a flat tire today and then I had to wait for the stupid roadside assistance peoples to show up for almost an entire hour.

    WTF an hour?

    I was planning to call and bitch about the wait until this really hot guy pulled up in his thexy road-side-assistant uniform and said he'd get things "jacked up and taken care of" and then have me on my way.

    LAWDS MERCY I had to sit down.

    He had a wedding band on. What a waste of a good man.

    I think that's the first time a breeder ever told me he was going to get things jacked up and taken care of for me.

    Needless to say, he got a big tip.
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    • Jace
      FBOP Class Of 2013
      • Jan 2004
      • 35562
      #2
      you can't change your own tire?

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714
          #3
          Originally posted by Jace
          you can't change your own tire?
          WTF? Change my own tire? Uhm, are you serious?

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            • stickyfingerz
              Doin fine
              • Oct 2005
              • 24984
              #4
              Originally posted by Jace
              you can't change your own tire?
              Thats mens works.... lol

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                • _Richard_
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 30989
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BoyAlley

                  WTF an hour?

                  I was planning to call and bitch about the wait until this really hot guy pulled up in his thexy road-side-assistant uniform and said he'd get things "jacked up and taken care of" and then have me on my way.

                  LAWDS MERCY I had to sit down.

                  He had a wedding band on. What a waste of a good man.


                  i almost pissed myself.. haha

                  R

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                    • Scott McD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67792
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Jace
                      you can't change your own tire?
                      I was thinking that myself...


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                        • BoyAlley
                          So Fucking Gay
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 19714
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                          I was thinking that myself...
                          What the fuck are you thinking? Change my own tire?

                          I don't understand you breeders.......

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714
                              #8
                              The thexy roadside-assistant-man was impressed that I had a "full sized spare". I wasn't sure if he was hitting on me or not.......

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                                • JDog
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                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 7453
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                  Thats mens works.... lol
                                  EXACTLY!

                                  He's not a breeder ;) I personally like working on my own cars, don't know why people have to CALL and ask for somebody to put the spare on!

                                  Hell I've known lots of women that changed their own spares too!
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                                    • Scott McD
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67792
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                      What the fuck are you thinking? Change my own tire?

                                      I don't understand you breeders.......
                                      Do you get someone to gas up your car aswell ??


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                                        • BoyAlley
                                          So Fucking Gay
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 19714
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by JDog
                                          I personally like working on my own cars, don't know why people have to CALL and ask for somebody to put the spare on!

                                          1. I have no idea how the tire system thing works, much less have any idea how to take that muck-a-muck all apart, and then even begin to hope getting it all put back together again.

                                          2. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure tires are heavy.

                                          3. It was very cold outside and that's bad for my skin.

                                          4. I was pretty certain that if I tried to do that, I'd get dirty.

                                          Originally posted by JDog
                                          Hell I've known lots of women that changed their own spares too!
                                          Yes I know womens like that too. They're called lesbians.

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                                            • BoyAlley
                                              So Fucking Gay
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 19714
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                              Do you get someone to gas up your car aswell ??
                                              Yes I pull up to the pumps and this attendant mans comes out of the gas station and fills up my car and cleans my windows and checks my oil and stuff.

                                              Usually they're ugly, but they get the job done.

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                                                • SexualDragon
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                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 3038
                                                  #13
                                                  Leave it to boyalley to turn any situation gay
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                                                    • stickyfingerz
                                                      Doin fine
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24984
                                                      #14
                                                      Id rather get fucked in the ass than not be able to change my own tire... OH SHIT! This thread makes sense now..

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                                                        • TroubleTonya
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                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 1168
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by JDog
                                                          EXACTLY!

                                                          He's not a breeder ;) I personally like working on my own cars, don't know why people have to CALL and ask for somebody to put the spare on!

                                                          Hell I've known lots of women that changed their own spares too!
                                                          I can change my own tires on a Toyota 4-runner 4x4 baby...its not that hard to do.
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                                                            • TroubleTonya
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                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 1168
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                              1. I have no idea how the tire system thing works, much less have any idea how to take that muck-a-muck all apart, and then even begin to hope getting it all put back together again.

                                                              2. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure tires are heavy.

                                                              3. It was very cold outside and that's bad for my skin.

                                                              4. I was pretty certain that if I tried to do that, I'd get dirty.



                                                              Yes I know womens like that too. They're called lesbians.
                                                              I'm bisexual thanks very much ;) hehehe
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                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 19714
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by SexualDragon
                                                                  Leave it to boyalley to turn any situation gay

                                                                  It was traumatic.

                                                                  There was this huge piece of metal muck sticking out of the tire. Some breeder was littering machine parts or something I have no idea.

                                                                  I was all out there alone, on teh highways, miles from the nearest exit.

                                                                  I had no foods. It was cold outside.

                                                                  Awful.

                                                                  Good thing I had some cookbooks in the car with me to read that I had just bought or I might have gone crazy being all alone for all that time waiting for teh roadside-assistance-man.

                                                                  Cripe Mighty I need to go open up a bottle of wine.......

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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by TopBucksTonya
                                                                      I'm bisexual thanks very much ;) hehehe
                                                                      You own a Toyota 4-runner 4x4 and you're not a lesbians?

                                                                      Fucking guys in the ass with your strapon doesn't count as "bisexual" I don't think although I'm not 100% certain.........

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                                                                        • JDog
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 7453
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                          Do you get someone to gas up your car aswell ??
                                                                          I live in Oregon and for economy reason, it is "illegal to pump your own gas". Boneprone could verify that one. But being from California, it's funny how many natives that don't know HOW TO PUMP THEIR OWN GAS!
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                                                                            • mattz
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                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                              • 7697
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                              The thexy roadside-assistant-man was impressed that I had a "full sized spare". I wasn't sure if he was hitting on me or not.......

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                                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 19714
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by JDog
                                                                                  I live in Oregon and for economy reason, it is "illegal to pump your own gas". Boneprone could verify that one. But being from California, it's funny how many natives that don't know HOW TO PUMP THEIR OWN GAS!
                                                                                  Who the hell would want to pump their own gas? Nasty........

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                                                                                    • JDog
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                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 7453
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                      Who the hell would want to pump their own gas? Nasty........
                                                                                      Because if I could pump my own fucking gas I wouldn't have to fucking wait in line for 15 minutes while the 2 people that are working all 20 fucking pumps talk to their friends!

                                                                                      And no I don't tip them either.
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                                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                          • 19714
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by JDog
                                                                                          And no I don't tip them either.

                                                                                          Maybe that's your problem.

                                                                                          Try giving the gas station mens some of teh monies once in a while and maybe they'll get to you faster and smile and compliment your nice shirt like they do for me whenever I go there........

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                                                                                            • schneemann
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                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                              • 749
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              There's gay - as in fucking some one of the same sex - and then there's GAY. Not changing your own tire is mucho gayo. jeez
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                                                                                                • JDog
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                  • 7453
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                                  Maybe that's your problem.

                                                                                                  Try giving the gas station mens some of teh monies once in a while and maybe they'll get to you faster and smile and compliment your nice shirt like they do for me whenever I go there........
                                                                                                  Why tip em? When you're forced to use the service you shouldn't need to tip.

                                                                                                  I don't go to full service gas stations in Cali - because I'm not a lazy person. I could pump my own gas into my car, but I'm not allowed to. So there is no reason to tip.
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                                                                                                    • Gabriel
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Did he use a 4 way to get your wheel nuts off, or did he use a cordless driver?
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                                                                                                        • DamageX
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                          • 14293
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                                          you can't change your own tire?
                                                                                                          When was the last time you saw a woman change a tire?
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                                                                                                            • TroubleTonya
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                                                              • 1168
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                              You own a Toyota 4-runner 4x4 and you're not a lesbians?

                                                                                                              Fucking guys in the ass with your strapon doesn't count as "bisexual" I don't think although I'm not 100% certain.........
                                                                                                              I can bend you over and give you some of that strap on love if if makes you feel better baby
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                                                                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                  • 19714
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gabriel
                                                                                                                  Did he use a 4 way to get your wheel nuts off, or did he use a cordless driver?
                                                                                                                  Listen, if that breeder had gotten my nuts off I wouldn't be sitting here on GFYs right now, I'd be on teh phone bragging.

                                                                                                                  As for cordless drivers, I already have a whole bunch of my own under my bed in a basket, and I can assure you he didn't pull anything that looked even remotely close to those out.

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                                                                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                      • 19714
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JDog
                                                                                                                      Why tip em? When you're forced to use the service you shouldn't need to tip.
                                                                                                                      Are you teh Jew?

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                                                                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                          • 19714
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by TopBucksTonya
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                                                                                                                            • TroubleTonya
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                              • 1168
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Damn I'm busted again ;)
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                                                                                                                                • JDog
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                                                  Are you teh Jew?
                                                                                                                                  Nope. No where close to be a Jew. I just don't tip for a service that I didn't ask for
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                                                                                                                                    • BoyAlley
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 19714
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by TopBucksTonya
                                                                                                                                      Damn I'm busted again ;)
                                                                                                                                      See I told you breeders womens are tricky!

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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 4238
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • Mickey_
                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 4238
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                                                              ...until this really hot guy pulled up in his thexy road-side-assistant uniform...
                                                                                                                                              In all seriousness, though, I'm pretty sure i know who you're talking about. He's relatively famous on the interwebs. I don't know where you live, but where i live the mechanics wear a different kind of uniform...


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                                                                                                                                                • BoyAlley
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 19714
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mickey-AWE

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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                                                                                              Yes I know womens like that too. They're called lesbians.
                                                                                                                                                              I change my own tires and Im not a lesbian!... so fuck you!

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                                                                                                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by JDog
                                                                                                                                                                  I live in Oregon and for economy reason, it is "illegal to pump your own gas". Boneprone could verify that one. But being from California, it's funny how many natives that don't know HOW TO PUMP THEIR OWN GAS!
                                                                                                                                                                  I never understood that law. Is it because people in OR are too high to be trusted with a gas pump?

                                                                                                                                                                  What about motorcycles? Certainly they don't expect a biker to let someone else put gas in their bike.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • stickyfingerz
                                                                                                                                                                      Doin fine
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                                      • 24984
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                                      I never understood that law. Is it because people in OR are too high to be trusted with a gas pump?

                                                                                                                                                                      What about motorcycles? Certainly they don't expect a biker to let someone else put gas in their bike.
                                                                                                                                                                      I dont let people pump my gas in any vehicles. I let someone one time with Mustang and sure enough there was a chip by the lid.

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