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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    Sex.com party - I need a date

    Alas, my favorite lady for the past few years is moving 350 miles away on Saturday, and it just so happens that Sex.com is having a party that same night (May 4). So, now I need a date.

    So, if you are a hot, single, female and you live in So Cal, and are not doing anything Saturday night, and are interested, let me know. Prefer over 18, but will consider younger if you have fake ID and promise not to speak unless spoken to.
  • Cheshire
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 5738

    #2
    Post a pic


    just a little bit naughty

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    • kmanrox
      aka K-Man
      • Oct 2001
      • 29295

      #3
      Originally posted by Cheshire
      Post a pic
      i thought u were marrying me? sigh
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      • boneprone
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jan 2001
        • 34415

        #4
        she's with me faggot

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        • boneprone
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jan 2001
          • 34415

          #5
          baddog arent you married?
          I remember you showing me pics.

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          • kmanrox
            aka K-Man
            • Oct 2001
            • 29295

            #6
            Originally posted by boneprone
            she's with me faggot
            good, then send me your wife, she's kinda suckable...

            reverse psychology strikes again!
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            • Cheshire
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 5738

              #7
              baddog left...

              Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?


              just a little bit naughty

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              • kmanrox
                aka K-Man
                • Oct 2001
                • 29295

                #8
                Originally posted by Cheshire
                baddog left...

                Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?
                hmmm where u live? =)
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                • Cheshire
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 5738

                  #9
                  A few minutes away from you, a few few few few minutes.



                  (6 hours)
                  Last edited by Cheshire; 04-29-2002, 04:54 PM.


                  just a little bit naughty

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                  • Sly_RJ
                    Live Hard - Die Hard
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 17042

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cheshire
                    baddog left...

                    Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?
                    I'm hurt.
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                    • SNOW
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 3963

                      #11
                      Oh stop it.

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                      • ElvisManson
                        Looking California
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 5476

                        #12
                        Sex.com is having a Party???!!

                        Damn..I will be there!!!

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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470

                          #13
                          Party's cancelled, seems someone stole the address off Gary's house and moved to Mexico with it.

                          legal battle over true ownership of the house numbers to follow over the next couple of years.
                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                          Now read without the word dog.

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                          • AaronM
                            GFY Royality ;)
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 46917

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                            Party's cancelled, seems someone stole the address off Gary's house and moved to Mexico with it.

                            legal battle over true ownership of the house numbers to follow over the next couple of years.
                            LMFAO! Brilliant!

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                            • TheMan
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 734

                              #15
                              hahahahaha
                              Now thats some funny shit ;)

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                              • AaronM
                                GFY Royality ;)
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 46917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cheshire
                                A few minutes away from you, a few few few few minutes.



                                (6 hours)

                                NorCal...Well worth the trip I am sure....

                                Hey Boneprone, Check it!

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by boneprone
                                  baddog arent you married?
                                  I remember you showing me pics.
                                  Married? not for a long time.
                                  this is the one you probably saw

                                  Until I can win a digital camera at ContentLotto it will have to suffice.

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                                  • baddog
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 107089

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Cheshire
                                    baddog left...

                                    Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?
                                    hey, I do occassionally have a life away from the monitor. So, Cheshire, where do you live?

                                    pornopete, yeah it was a joke. I only date women older than my kids. . . . for now

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                                    • Kimmykim
                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 16015

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                      Party's cancelled, seems someone stole the address off Gary's house and moved to Mexico with it.

                                      legal battle over true ownership of the house numbers to follow over the next couple of years.

                                      Oh my, I guess we can see who didn't get an invite now, can't we?

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                                      • Biggy2
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 1821

                                        #20
                                        did they ever find him in tijuana?

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                                        • SleazyDream
                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 41470

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Biggy2
                                          did they ever find him in tijuana?
                                          last i heard Gary knew exactly where he was and had a bounty on his head to bring him back to justice, but restictions on the bounty didn't allow kidnapping, druggin gor violence.


                                          He's just too nice.........
                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                          • kmanrox
                                            aka K-Man
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 29295

                                            #22
                                            hey baddog is that your daughter?

                                            will she marry me?
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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                                              hey baddog is that your daughter?

                                              will she marry me?
                                              that is the lady mentioned above that is moving 350 miles away.

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                                              • Cheshire
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 5738

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by baddog

                                                LOL!
                                                You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
                                                Right Sly_RJ?


                                                just a little bit naughty

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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Cheshire

                                                  LOL!
                                                  You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
                                                  Right Sly_RJ?
                                                  ouch . . . . it was a silent movie themed party. . . . but that is ok, you are probably too old anyway

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                                                  • Cheshire
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 5738

                                                    #26
                                                    Yeah, I'm 19 in 3 weeks.


                                                    just a little bit naughty

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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                      Yeah, I'm 19 in 3 weeks.
                                                      Well, then that would make you ineligible on two counts (not counting the fact that you do not want to go)

                                                      1. as I told pornopete. "I only date women older than my kids"
                                                      2. and as I stated in the beginning, "and you live in So Cal"

                                                      So, thanks for playing, and we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

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                                                      • reddawg
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                        • 1837

                                                        #28
                                                        Well Baddog, if she is moving 350 miles away from you, which I hope it ain't to get away from you, please explain in which direction she is headed, I need a date to Rocky's every Friday Night and Saturday morning. Life is great in Paradise. She can come work for me at
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                                                        • Sly_RJ
                                                          Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 17042

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Cheshire

                                                          LOL!
                                                          You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
                                                          Right Sly_RJ?
                                                          Damn straight, I'll pick you up at 7.
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                                                          • baddog
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 107089

                                                            #30
                                                            Sorry reddawg, you can change your name, but you are still known, and while she does work with mentally handicapped adults to help them survive everyday life, I doubt that you could afford her.

                                                            and no, she is not leaving me, but going for her Masters. Maybe she will hook up with you when it comes time to do her thesis,

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                                                            • RaGe
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 1158

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Cheshire

                                                              LOL!
                                                              You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
                                                              Right Sly_RJ?

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