Im Getting Married! So Can You!

**Cheshire** · 04-29-2002, 01:09 PM

Will the boob job come before or after the wedding ceremony?

**X37375787** · 04-29-2002, 01:10 PM

did you fuck her ?

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 01:11 PM

can you order more than one?

**Cheshire** · 04-29-2002, 01:22 PM

Wait a minute...
Lana Lang from Smallville

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 01:29 PM

i was thinking her.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/8/8276P2.html

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 01:32 PM

come to daddy

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/13/13061P2.html

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 01:39 PM

Change of mind.
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/13/13185PP3.jpg">
http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/13/13185P1.html

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 01:42 PM

we have a winner

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/17/17567P1.html

now where do i send the check?

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 01:42 PM

The next Aria?
Come to daddy !

This gal is 6 feet tall!

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563PP1.jpg">

**RedShoe** · 04-29-2002, 01:44 PM

From the ebony sector of the boneprone family, I beg you, No russians!

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 01:46 PM

dude, shes got legs!
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg">

Looks all American to me!

**TopTGP** · 04-29-2002, 01:47 PM

Jebus! Those mailorder brides are a ripoff. You get them over here, they marry you, they file for divorce a week later, and bang, there here (actually, Russia is a pretty cool place if you ignore the mafia and the police)

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 01:47 PM

Hello Im Anna!
I wear ugly shoes but I can suck a great cock, and cook a great meal!
Part of the Boneprone Family - Soviet Branch.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/5/5339P3.jpg">

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 01:53 PM

dude, they will stay with you for at least a year.
I promise.
This is the real deal.

XP · 04-29-2002, 01:54 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/12/12787PP1.html
she is mine, mine all mine :P

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/10/10619PP1.html
I love cats also (just cat, not the girl

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/9/9831PP1.html
this one is not very beautiful. But she is long, and have a deep vagina

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 01:56 PM

XP...whos the girl in your sig?

**Scootermuze** · 04-29-2002, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
New from the Boneprone Family!
As a gift to all members of the Famliy we will be giving away wives! Ive picked up 2 for myself. Take a look and give me your pick.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/19/19026P1.html

I hope you can handle her walkin around the house singing opera stuff..

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 01:56 PM

did it say in her profile she had a deep vagina?
Where does it say that?

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 01:57 PM

How come there arent any NEGRO Soviets?
I found a Jay-Lo one.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/18/18283P1.jpg">

Id fuck her.

**Shoplifter** · 04-29-2002, 01:57 PM

Ha hah Russian wives!

Kiss your ass(ets) goodbye!

If you think Russian websites cheat then get ready for this lol!

**SleazyDream** · 04-29-2002, 01:59 PM

What ever you do Don't tell AaronM about this, he have 600 wives by next week and they'll all be running around his swimming pool naked taking pics of each other for his business and the fucker will never have to work again.

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 02:00 PM

cut off her feet. see how much cheating old stumpy does.

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 02:00 PM

Dude, I know 3 people in my neighborhood who have Soviet mail order brides. The guys are fucking ugly and the girls are hot and slutty.
One guy is in a wheelchair, and we can hear her scraming when she cums, cause she keeps the window open when she straddles him.

**Dreamman010** · 04-29-2002, 02:00 PM

Hot stuff

**Exxxotica** · 04-29-2002, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
dude, shes got legs!
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg">

Looks all American to me!

That girl needs to eat!

Those poor starving Soviet girls

My choice would be http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/14/14597PP2.html because of her nice Christian Values.

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 02:06 PM

where the fuck do you live? im moving there.

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 02:07 PM

Im gunna have to go with Cheshire's pic and go with Lana Lang from SmallVille.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/19/19107PP1.jpg">

**Exxxotica** · 04-29-2002, 02:08 PM

I like this girl because she looks like she is 15 yrs old. Under 18 is the best.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/men/16/16238PP1.html

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 02:10 PM

i could do a psych thesis on you

**railz** · 04-29-2002, 02:13 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/6/6772P1.html

I think I just fell in love. Talk about a Tawnee look-a-like...

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 02:14 PM

dude ill go halves with you

**Theo** · 04-29-2002, 02:16 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/18/18584PP2.html

My perception of an ideal relationship: independent, interesting in every respect guy, who has all in his life except for nice girl like me .))))))))

**Cheshire** · 04-29-2002, 02:17 PM

Yeah, she looks like a nice girl.

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 02:17 PM

lol, bet you didnt know Tawnee is Russian.
Have you ever tried takling to her?
Shes fucking clueless, and keeps saying Yah, and Nah.

Lightspeed has a Soviet Discount on models.

**AaronM** · 04-29-2002, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
What ever you do Don't tell AaronM about this, he have 600 wives by next week and they'll all be running around his swimming pool naked taking pics of each other for his business and the fucker will never have to work again.

Work is a 4 letter word. What do you mean next week? I had 723 of them bitches shipped overnight. I am doing their lease plan with the option to buy.

**boneprone** · 04-29-2002, 02:18 PM

Id drop all these gals in an instant if adult.com would mail order me cheshire. Forget Mail order Soviets!

I keep getting teased but no Kat.

**railz** · 04-29-2002, 02:23 PM

K I'll take the Tawnee look-a-like because she's just adoreable..

BUT

http://www.1000-bad-russian-girls.co...1793&back=list

The only reaosn I'd kick her out of bed would be so I could fuck her on the floor...

**FATPad** · 04-29-2002, 02:24 PM

So let me get this straight.

Ending your social life and giving up any chance of sex except for twice a year is something to be happy about?

:

**railz** · 04-29-2002, 02:28 PM

FP - hop on ICQ real quick please m8?

**Cheshire** · 04-29-2002, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by railz

The only reaosn I'd kick her out of bed would be so I could fuck her on the floor...

Too funny!

**Cheshire** · 04-29-2002, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
Id drop all these gals in an instant if adult.com would mail order me cheshire. Forget Mail order Soviets!

I keep getting teased but no Kat.

You just have to wait another eight months.

**railz** · 04-29-2002, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire

Too funny!

Come over and I'll show you

**Rochard** · 04-29-2002, 03:14 PM

Where the hell do I sign up for this ride? Bonebrone, I'll take a dozen - To go.

Don't laugh.... I know someone who has a Russian mail order bride. She's hot, fucks his brains out, and does what he tells her. Sweet.

**just Mikey** · 04-29-2002, 03:18 PM

heheh do you know why russians do not buy porn ?
they are still fucking women instead

same thing is about me

and im pretty happy with it...

really, if there were no police and mafia or at least no police - then Russia would be finest place to live ever found !!!

**JFK** · 04-29-2002, 03:24 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mr. Grimm
[B]we have a winner

Those are some legs to have wrapped around you.

**just Mikey** · 04-29-2002, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by RocHard
Don't laugh.... I know someone who has a Russian mail order bride. She's hot, fucks his brains out, and does what he tells her. Sweet. [/B]

Yes, I would never order bride from USA! Who fucking needs this??? Russian girls rock!

**Mr. Grimm** · 04-29-2002, 03:30 PM

dude im in. fuck american women

i like those legs!

**bhutocracy** · 04-29-2002, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
dude, shes got legs!
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg">

Looks all American to me!

KEY-RIST! she's fucking hot! a bit helena bonham carter circa fightclub.... can you make 'em sign pre-nuptial agreements?

i mean if you didn't have a girlfriend and had nothing better to do for a year or so....
i know someone with a vietnamese mail order bride.. he's an ugly 50 year old.. she's not hot.. but she's a nice average 25 year old.. gets all the exercise he needs. all the cooking done.. if she complains he threatens to send her back on the plane.. - what a cunt!.. but.. jeez.. sweet set up

i mean what could they really do that was so bad while you were married?

**Cooler** · 04-29-2002, 03:50 PM

Damn guys - I spent 2 hours on browsing that website.

I've always knew russian girls are beautiful - luckily I live only 400 kilometers from Russian border - LOL

Some of them should join Pornolia Republic as well

Im Getting Married! So Can You!

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