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  • MetaformX
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    • Mar 2002
    • 6704
    #1

    Pissing dilema...to make noise, or not to make noise?

    okay, so im at my friends house last night and their having a get together and there is a couple of good looking classy chicks there.
    i go to the restroom, and his door on his restroom is real thin, and people can hear EVERYTHING that happens in the rest room.

    im trying to pee, but I wasent sure what style I should use, because these girls will hear everything. Keep in mind, these girls are real classy... the kind of girls you bring to moma.

    my options are:
    1 - piss right into the middle of the toilet bowl, carving through the water and creating alot of noise. UPSIDE: girls will assume i have a very big dick, sine im making so much noise, and they will like that, since it is "manly" DOWNSIDE: they may percieve it as unclassy
    2 - piss unto the inside wall of the toilet bowl, which will create virtually no sound. UPSIDE: it may be percieved as more classy perhaps? DOWNSIDE: they may assume i have a really small dick, since i didnt make much noise.

    I am sure every guy here has had this deilema at one point in their life. I did option 2, and didnt make any noise!
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    • X37375787
      #2
      what does you penis size have to do with the noise of you piss ? You'll have to explain that in detail.

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        • Sly_RJ
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          • Feb 2002
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          #3
          We don't have to assume that you have a really small dick.
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            • twistyneck
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              • Jan 2002
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              #4
              Piss in the sink with the water running. They'll just think you are washing your hands or something. Works like a charm.

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                • MetaformX
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by Equinox
                  what does you penis size have to do with the noise of you piss ? You'll have to explain that in detail.
                  ok, did you ever see the movie "duce biggelow, male jiggelow"?
                  in the movie, when duce(this wimpy loser) goes to piss, it makes virtually no noise.....but then when this studly male jiggelow goes to piss, it sounds like a fucking waterfall

                  that is i think pretty accurate....the bigger the penis, the more noise it will make when the pee is rushing out of it? hehe, is this correct u think?

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                    • Dreamman010
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 1081
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Jokke
                      Hehe know all about that problem, but i dont see how size comes into the point ?
                      Me too. It has nothing to do with the size at all. About the direction on where to piss, I dont know
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                        • bhutocracy
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                          • Dec 2001
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                          #7
                          i think it might be a little sad that you were thinking of trying to imress the girls with pissing and making a noise.. on the off and weird chance they think it's got to do with dick size.. hell they're GIRLS.. they don't have dicks at all and they make a hell of a noise pissing.. maybe you should concentrate on charming them in more productive ways.

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                            • Hot Tropical Babes
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                              • Feb 2001
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                              #8
                              Hey, we chicks love to hear dudes piss, the stronger the stream, the more shooting force

                              Now, taking a dump is another thing (dumb and dumber) comes to mind. Thats a good way to clear da house!
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                                • bhutocracy
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MetaformX


                                  ok, did you ever see the movie "duce biggelow, male jiggelow"?
                                  in the movie, when duce(this wimpy loser) goes to piss, it makes virtually no noise.....but then when this studly male jiggelow goes to piss, it sounds like a fucking waterfall

                                  that is i think pretty accurate....the bigger the penis, the more noise it will make when the pee is rushing out of it? hehe, is this correct u think?
                                  if theres one thing i've learnt.. it's that movies never lie.. ever.. especially b-grade cheap-laugh ones..

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                                    • Evil1
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                                      • Mar 2002
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                                      #10
                                      The girls are classy so do it with class, make no noise, however, dont aim for the inside ring, piss on the floor, this will get rid of your friend for a while and get you both chicks, they will think he's off wanking somewhere or at least very rude to just leave for 15 minutes while he mops up your puddle and makes his bathromm presentable again. That's how i would handle the situation.. anyone wanna invite me over?

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                                        • FATPad
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                                          • Oct 2001
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                                          #11
                                          Wow, man....you must have a lot going for you if the only thing you can offer a chick is the fact that you take a loud piss.

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                                            • bhutocracy
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by FATPad
                                              Wow, man....you must have a lot going for you if the only thing you can offer a chick is the fact that you take a loud piss.

                                              Move over Casanova....Metaform is here.
                                              dude.. he's just marketing himself to the girls..

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                                                • MetaformX
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by FATPad
                                                  Wow, man....you must have a lot going for you if the only thing you can offer a chick is the fact that you take a loud piss.

                                                  Move over Casanova....Metaform is here.
                                                  LoL. I expected I would get a few replies like that. It is not about that FATpad.
                                                  i can charm the girls just fine. But this is a problom Im sure almost every man here has thought about at one time or another...Maybe youve never correlated it to the whole size thing, but im sure MOST the people here have thought about it

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                                                    • kmanrox
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                                                      • Oct 2001
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                                                      #14
                                                      always wash your hands too, they will listen to hear if you run the sink and know you are a creten or not
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                                                        • X37375787
                                                          #15
                                                          dude, if I'm on a roll, my piss can sound like I have a 12" cock ... which (un)fortunately ain't the case...

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                                                            • bhutocracy
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MetaformX


                                                              LoL. I expected I would get a few replies like that. It is not about that FATpad.
                                                              i can charm the girls just fine. But this is a problom Im sure almost every man here has thought about at one time or another...Maybe youve never correlated it to the whole size thing, but im sure MOST the people here have thought about it
                                                              ????? no... im sure you're in the minority here.. have you ever heard a girl pee? maybe im over rational.. maybe i don't take my science lessons from rob schneider... but the only possible correlation i could bring to mind is that a person would be busting to go so theres that much extra force.. or.. the have a blunderbuss shaped urethra.

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                                                                • MetaformX
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                  always wash your hands too, they will listen to hear if you run the sink and know you are a creten or not
                                                                  yes, I made sure to do that.

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                                                                    • chodadog
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Here's a different angle. What chick ACTUALLY cares?

                                                                      And if a chick actually did care, she's probably not worth trying to score with. You'd go down on her, and she'd probably make you go brush your teeth just to be sure. Sounds like some kind of whacko pedantic bitch if you ask me.
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                                                                        • FATPad
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by MetaformX


                                                                          LoL. I expected I would get a few replies like that. It is not about that FATpad.
                                                                          i can charm the girls just fine. But this is a problom Im sure almost every man here has thought about at one time or another...Maybe youve never correlated it to the whole size thing, but im sure MOST the people here have thought about it
                                                                          Nope. Never thought about it.

                                                                          Do you wear size 14 shoes just to impress the chicks, too? LOL
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                                                                            • FATPad
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                              dude.. he's just marketing himself to the girls..
                                                                              HAHAHA
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                                                                                • chodadog
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  To me, the only time taking a piss has been an issue has been the potential to wake someone up. If someone is sleeping nearby, you're obligated to shoot for the rim. If not, just let it take it's natural course.

                                                                                  And while we're on the topic of noise/size relationships.. When your dick is big enough that it hangs right into the water, it makes no noise at all

                                                                                  BWAHAHHAHAHAHA! how awkward would that be when you're running..
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                                                                                    • bhutocracy
                                                                                      Not making A Comeback
                                                                                      • Dec 2001
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Last edited by bhutocracy; 04-28-2002, 06:35 PM.

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                                                                                        • SleazyDream
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'm actually gona answer this seriously - and I really have no idea why............

                                                                                          The force of the piss stream has NOTHING to do with the size of one's penis, it has to do with the strength of the bladder and the size of the HOLE in the penis that the urin stream is using. A small tiny dick with a great big hole in it and a strong bladder behind it would make a waterfall sound and a HUGE dick with a tiny little pinhole in it would make a trickling sound.


                                                                                          Think about it for a sec, only REALLY REALLY dumb chicks (or those kinky ones into golden waterfall showers) would be concerned with the amout of urin you were able to expell. Mind you dumb chicks might be what you are after, but usually the classy ones arn't that dumb. Usually - not always.

                                                                                          So my advise(with a room full of classy babes who can hear you piss) is to aim for the rim. Makes the babes think you'll spend a little extra time making them feel right rather than just charging right in feeling full of yourself.
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                                                                                            • TDF
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                                                              ...

                                                                                              ROFL!!
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                                                                                                • MetaformX
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  hey, what happened to my guide to getting chicks book bhurocracy?
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                                                                                                    • Brut
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I have a 13 inch penis, yet I make no noise at all when I pee.. strange =]

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                                                                                                        • bawdy
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          my votes for making as much noise as u can.... not cause they'll think u have a big dick.... but as sleazydream said you might get a golden shower girl(s)

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                                                                                                            • MetaformX
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Can you make at least ONE usefull post?
                                                                                                              all the posts ive made so far are usefull........usefull to me! LoL

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                                                                                                                • mischief
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  posted by twistyneck
                                                                                                                  Piss in the sink with the water running. They'll just think you are washing your hands or something. Works like a charm.
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                                                                                                                    • MetaformX
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Can you make at least ONE usefull post?
                                                                                                                      but since you asked nicely, okay
                                                                                                                      here ya go
                                                                                                                      http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/showth...threadid=54309

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                                                                                                                        • BrettJ
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                          • 4715
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Brut
                                                                                                                          I have a 13 inch penis, yet I make no noise at all when I pee.. strange =]
                                                                                                                          That's because the nozzle is dangling under the water line.

                                                                                                                          Meta - I would say bounce it off the wall - the downside is that you could need to clean a little bit up - when mr. winky goes astray.

                                                                                                                          The girls are unlikely to think anything about you using the restroom - if they can't hear you - because these are "classy" chicks.

                                                                                                                          work?

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                                                                                                                            • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BrettJ


                                                                                                                              That's because the nozzle is dangling under the water line.
                                                                                                                              cause he sites down like a girl to pee

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                                                                                                                                • bdld
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  bhutocracy - thats fucking hilarious!

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                                                                                                                                    • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BrettJ

                                                                                                                                      Meta - I would say bounce it off the wall - the downside is that you could need to clean a little bit up - when mr. winky goes astray.
                                                                                                                                      hehe anyone remember that scene in "me, myself & irene" where jim carrey gets up to go to the toilet and starts pissing so crookedly that he grabs a picture from the wall and tries to angle and rebound it in the bowl and says "hey - why am i pissing like i've been up all night fucking"?.. heheh.. class..
                                                                                                                                      Last edited by bhutocracy; 04-28-2002, 09:47 PM.

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                                                                                                                                        • Kimmykim
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          This is a real thread?

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                                                                                                                                            • chodadog
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              No, it is merely a product of your crack cocain addiction. Leave now while you can.
                                                                                                                                              26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                                                                                                • bdld
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  i was once tryin to pee in the toilet but it was going left about 2 feet, so i moved my body to the right, as soon as i did that the stream corrected itself and i ended up peeing on some towels

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                                                                                                                                                    • XXXPaysiteDesign
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                                                                                                                                                      What sucks is when you're pissing and you get the shivers. Sprays your piss all over the place.
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                                                                                                                                                        • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bdld
                                                                                                                                                          bhutocracy - thats fucking hilarious!

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                                                                                                                                                            • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
                                                                                                                                                              What sucks is when you're pissing and you get the shivers. Sprays your piss all over the place.
                                                                                                                                                              or trying to piss through a morning erection.. lol

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                                                                                                                                                                • bdld
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  when trying to pee with an erection, it can be quite difficult to lower and aim your penis to the desired location, therefore its important to keep parallel bars near the toilet to gyrate your body like a gymnast and point it via that method instead. works like a charm.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Brut
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                                                                                                                      cause he sites down like a girl to pee
                                                                                                                                                                      You cut me deep, Bhutocracy. Real deep

                                                                                                                                                                      Just kiddin'!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • MetaformX
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                          This is a real thread?
                                                                                                                                                                          as real as your boobies kim

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                                                                                                                                                                            • HoneyBlond
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MetaformX


                                                                                                                                                                              2 - piss unto the inside wall of the toilet bowl, which will create virtually no sound. UPSIDE: it may be percieved as more classy perhaps? DOWNSIDE: they may assume i have a really small dick, since i didnt make much noise.


                                                                                                                                                                              Hhmmm DOWNSIDE: The 'splashback' which is usually a side effect
                                                                                                                                                                              of this option...is generally NOT considered Classy regardless of Penis size...


                                                                                                                                                                              Just a thought mind!
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                                                                                                                                                                                • a1ka1ine
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  if you had a big penis it would make more noise???

                                                                                                                                                                                  if you had a long penis it wouldnt have as far to fall, so would be quieter!

                                                                                                                                                                                  =p

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • MetaformX
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
                                                                                                                                                                                      No girl loves sucking a piss dick
                                                                                                                                                                                      your girl did

                                                                                                                                                                                      jk anderson!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                                          This is a real thread?
                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh-oh, kimmykim's interesting in ya now metaformX. Like I said noise just gets the golden shower girls interested.
                                                                                                                                                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Kimmykim
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MetaformX


                                                                                                                                                                                              as real as your boobies kim
                                                                                                                                                                                              Not much to it then is there?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • MetaformX
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh-oh, kimmykim's interesting in ya now metaformX. Like I said noise just gets the golden shower girls interested.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  LMAO!
                                                                                                                                                                                                  anything kimmykim wants, im willing to give! including the ever desired golden shower.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      classy chicks give a good head

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