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  • emjay
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 4280
    #1

    If someone is sitting next to you on a plane...

    If someone is sitting next to you on a plane and looks at you constantly or irritates you, do this:

    1. Silently and quietly open your laptop ;
    2. Switch it on;
    3. Make sure the guy/girl is looking at your screen;
    4. Close your eyes and look up in the air, saying repeatedly: "Alah Akbahr, Alah Akbahr";
    5. Then click on: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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    • cranki
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 5162
      #2

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        • IllTestYourGirls
          Ah My Balls
          • Feb 2007
          • 14311
          #3
          tell me how that works out for you lol

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            • HeadPimp
              Bad Mo-Fo
              • Jul 2001
              • 2772
              #4
              Hmmmmm... Yeah, I want to do time in a Federal Pen...

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                • Evil Chris
                  OG
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 13248
                  #5
                  that's kinda funny, but also not too smart to try


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                    • PR_Sebas
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 2825
                      #6
                      hahaha, thats awesome... someone try that and let me know how it goes...

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                        • 3xM - Julien
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 121
                          #7
                          ROTFL

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                            • northboy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 807
                              #8
                              forgot to mention, then wait for plane to descend and you to get taken away in cuffs when the FBI boards the plane

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                                • seeric
                                  ..........
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917
                                  #9
                                  6. Wave goodbye the the irritating person next to you as armed federal agents take you into custody as the plane makes an emergency landing at the closest airport.


                                  lol

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                                    • shekinah
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 8452
                                      #10
                                      I will surely try no. 4 then click http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf... kaboom!

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                                        • chaze
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 9774
                                          #11
                                          Wo not sure if I should laugh or not, ahhhhh
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                                            • madawgz
                                              8.8.8.8
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 30509
                                              #12
                                              wow thats fucking funny
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                                                • LiveDose
                                                  Show Yer Tits!
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 25792
                                                  #13
                                                  Hopefully you're not sitting next to the Marshal...

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                                                    • DWB
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 31779
                                                      #14
                                                      LMAO!!!! That's perfect.

                                                      I just bookmarked it for future use.

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                                                        • teg0
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 4204
                                                          #15

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                                                            • germ
                                                              ( o Y o )
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 3108
                                                              #16
                                                              holy shit, that would scare the hell out of me.

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                                                                • J. Falcon
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                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 31587
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I would not try that
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                                                                    • 96ukssob
                                                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 12991
                                                                      #18
                                                                      then instead of being annoyed by a person on a plane, you get raped in the ass in federal prision.... i think i would just punch them in the face instead
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