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  • dougeetx
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 6163

    #1

    Happy Bday To Me!

    Woohoo! The Big 37 today! Hooray!

    How does it start off?

    I get trapped in the elevator. Bad storm last night. Power surge in the building. I'm clostraphobic and acrophobic so being on a glass elevator on the 5th floor was not good. Paramedics get there as well as the fire department. By the time they get their, building maintenance has already gotten me out. I'm having a panic attack by now. Hyperventilating and all. Paramedics put me on oxygen! Then, they are trapped b/c the elevator control on that floor is jacked up. So, paramedics, fire department, security, and the building manager are all stuck on the 5th floor waiting for another car to come up. As it comes up, HOORAY, it's the Ortis elevator tech. He works on the elevator and everyone gets on and go down except for me who still has problems thinking about going down the elevator. Well, I'm not going to say how much of a little bitch I acted on getting downstairs on the elevator. So, HAPPY BDAY DOUGEE!!
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  • nosey
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    • Feb 2003
    • 14413

    #2
    happy bday!

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    • Murderous
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 3938

      #3
      Happy Bday To You!

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      • PR_Sebas
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2006
        • 2825

        #4
        lol, tough day, i think id freak out too...

        happy bday

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        • PMdave
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 1517

          #5
          To me toooooooo!!!!
          oh yeah happy bday doug ;)

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          • J. Falcon
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            • May 2006
            • 31587

            #6
            Happy Bday
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            • LiveDose
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              • Feb 2002
              • 25792

              #7
              Happy birthday man. Just in time for the weekend...

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              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                • Jul 2004
                • 38323

                #8


                Happy Birthday D...

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                • JayDeeZee
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 3595

                  #9
                  LOL....I hope the rest of your day is better

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                  • Onixia
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 513

                    #10
                    happy birthday

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                    • Angelo22
                      Writer
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 3123

                      #11
                      Wooow, conrats man
                      happy birthday!!
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                      • shekinah
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2006
                        • 8452

                        #12
                        Happy Birthday!! so where's the party, after the incident?

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                        • Th!nk
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 6996

                          #13
                          happy birthday!

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                          • Sosa
                            In Tushy Land
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 40149

                            #14
                            Happy Bday!

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                            • Gentle_Ben
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 733

                              #15
                              happy bday!
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                              • Apolon
                                Registered User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 76

                                #16
                                lol that's a good 1
                                happy bday

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                                • Cash
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                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 20825

                                  #17
                                  Happy Birthday
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                                  • Ivana Fukalot
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 2482

                                    #18
                                    Happy Birthday!


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                                    • madawgz
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509

                                      #19
                                      happy birthday!
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                                      • topbucksdarlene
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                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 204

                                        #20
                                        Happy Birthday!
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                                        • bizarrejan
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 1487

                                          #21
                                          didnt you see my thread, dougeetx?

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                                          • Metalsound
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 880

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dougeetx
                                            Woohoo! The Big 37 today! Hooray!

                                            How does it start off?

                                            I get trapped in the elevator. Bad storm last night. Power surge in the building. I'm clostraphobic and acrophobic so being on a glass elevator on the 5th floor was not good. Paramedics get there as well as the fire department. By the time they get their, building maintenance has already gotten me out. I'm having a panic attack by now. Hyperventilating and all. Paramedics put me on oxygen! Then, they are trapped b/c the elevator control on that floor is jacked up. So, paramedics, fire department, security, and the building manager are all stuck on the 5th floor waiting for another car to come up. As it comes up, HOORAY, it's the Ortis elevator tech. He works on the elevator and everyone gets on and go down except for me who still has problems thinking about going down the elevator. Well, I'm not going to say how much of a little bitch I acted on getting downstairs on the elevator. So, HAPPY BDAY DOUGEE!!
                                            Damn and you are still in good mood

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                                            • bizarrejan
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 1487

                                              #23
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                                                • May 2006
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                                                #24
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                                                • T - Bone
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                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 368

                                                  #25
                                                  Happy Birthday!

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                                                  • Scott McD
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 67792

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by dougeetx
                                                    I get trapped in the elevator. Bad storm last night. Power surge in the building. I'm clostraphobic and acrophobic so being on a glass elevator on the 5th floor was not good.
                                                    That's not good lol.

                                                    Happy Birthday anyway !!!


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                                                    • 96ukssob
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 12991

                                                      #27
                                                      ouch... hope it gets better for you. Happy Birthday
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                                                      • free4porn
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                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                        • 4654

                                                        #28
                                                        Happy Birthday!
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                                                        • Michaelious
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 6720

                                                          #29
                                                          Happy birthday dude!!

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                                                          • MandyBlake
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                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 17761

                                                            #30
                                                            happy birthday!!!
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                                                            • u-Bob
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                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 33063

                                                              #31
                                                              happy bday

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                                                              • LittleSassy
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2005
                                                                • 7402

                                                                #32
                                                                Tough day huh? Happy Birthday anyways

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                                                                • WalkerTR
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                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                  • 1646

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Happy Birthday!

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                                                                  • Spunky
                                                                    I need a beer
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 133978

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Happy birthday to uuuuuuuuuuuu

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                                                                    • BaldBishop
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 2115

                                                                      #35
                                                                      happy birthday

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                                                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 94135

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Happy birthday / Feliz cumpleaños !

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                                                                        • nAtuRaLbEautY
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                          • 6107

                                                                          #37
                                                                          happy birthday! wishing you all the best for you!
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                                                                          • sniperwolf
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                            • 17743

                                                                            #38
                                                                            hey happy birthday to ayah...hope you will still have a great day!!
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                                                                            • yota71
                                                                              Porn Blogger
                                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                                              • 822

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Happy 37th and may there be at least 37 more
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                                                                              • MsWild
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                                                                                • Apr 2006
                                                                                • 2803

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Happy Birthday...all the best
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                                                                                • BusterBunny
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                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                  • 19291

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  congrats to the birthday
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                                                                                  • VeriSexy
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                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                    • 25463

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    happy bday
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