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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    Today's Wake N' Bake Thought of The Day

    You know how when someone farts and they reference a duck? i.e. Rodney Dangerfield - "Whoa, somebody step on a duck?" - Caddyshack

    How bad does it suck to be a creature that, the only sound you are capable of making is compared to a fart sound?
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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792
      #2
      My farts usually sound more like a motorbike...


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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075
          #3
          Originally posted by Scott McD
          My farts usually sound more like a motorbike...
          Sometimes you get those ones that sound like a squeaky cabinet door?
          SIG TOO BIG

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            • ottopottomouse
              She is ugly, bad luck.
              • Jan 2010
              • 13177
              #4
              Oil your cabinet doors then.
              ↑ see post ↑
              13101

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                • spazlabz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 6548
                  #5
                  just thank who ever engineered the anus that they dont squeeze out sounding like a chimp's scream

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                    • Vendzilla
                      Biker Gnome
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 23200
                      #6
                      Aflac.....
                      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                      think about that

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                        • Dvae
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 5326
                          #7
                          Last edited by Dvae; 08-21-2010, 12:09 PM.
                          .
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                          Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                            • gmr324
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 1199
                              #8
                              do you think that guy owns a few pet ducks?

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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323
                                  #9


                                  I guess it could be worse...



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                                    • Riffhard
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 659
                                      #10
                                      My baked thought of the day: Why are sleeveless shirts called wife beaters?
                                      Glad to be here. Glad to be anywhere.

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                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 38323
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Riffhard
                                          My baked thought of the day: Why are sleeveless shirts called wife beaters?








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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38945
                                              #12
                                              Honest to god, I let out a huge blurter of a duck, just as I clicked the thread title !


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                                                • Deej
                                                  I make pixels work
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 24386
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude








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                                                    • ottopottomouse
                                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 13177
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Riffhard
                                                      My baked thought of the day: Why are sleeveless shirts called wife beaters?
                                                      Due to the type of man that wears them.
                                                      ↑ see post ↑
                                                      13101

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                                                        • Vendzilla
                                                          Biker Gnome
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 23200
                                                          #15
                                                          Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die?
                                                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                          think about that

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                                                            • Zuzana Designs
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                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 20900
                                                              #16
                                                              sucks to be a duck!!!

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                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 38323
                                                                  #17


                                                                  Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Wait, I think I've forgotten this before.

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                                                                    • JD
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22651
                                                                      #18
                                                                      my head just exploded

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                                                                        • onwebcam
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                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 27689
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

                                                                          Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

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                                                                            • Scott McD
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 67792
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                              Now that's hot !!!!


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                                                                                • Agent 488
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                  • 22511
                                                                                  #21

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