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08-20-2010, 03:24 PM

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08-20-2010, 03:47 PM

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08-20-2010, 04:45 PM

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08-20-2010, 06:45 PM

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08-20-2010, 06:51 PM

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08-20-2010, 07:02 PM

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08-20-2010, 07:09 PM

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08-20-2010, 07:18 PM

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08-20-2010, 08:05 PM

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08-20-2010, 08:38 PM

You are the Ultimate Meatball. (so says Thunderlips)

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08-21-2010, 02:41 AM

You said that pic was over ten years ago, and you were chubby back then.

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08-21-2010, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by cam_girls

IN EVERY CATEGORY

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but he means nothing to you and you don't know why.

Ladies post your topless shots here.

The ultimate male in my opinion is one who:
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2. Makes sure his partner orgasms first... before falling asleep!
3. Hands his sexual partner a napkin or towel after he decides that the best place to cum is on her face.
4. Will at least acknowledge with a smile or even a wink when checking out the breasts of an ample woman when caught!
5. Knows that not ever woman loves to have anal sex!
6. Knows when to call his lover a slut or whore and when not to!
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08-21-2010, 03:28 AM

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08-21-2010, 03:31 AM

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08-21-2010, 04:05 AM

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No but Pegasus can.

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08-21-2010, 04:06 AM

Im writing a book...

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If it hits. I'll write a sequel...

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08-21-2010, 04:11 AM

My book title will be "Red Sunset In The East"

It's about keeping the toilet seat down for your girlfriend, then getting lambasted by your next girlfriend who wants it left up.
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08-21-2010, 04:15 AM

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My book title will be "Red Sunset In The East"

It's about keeping the toilet seat down for your girlfriend, then getting lambasted by your next girlfriend who wants it left up.

Im pisces.. I pretty much always know what everyone wants... I just dont ever know what I want.

So Im gonna write books. lol.

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08-21-2010, 04:21 AM

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08-21-2010, 04:22 AM

Originally posted by seeandsee

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08-21-2010, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by Barbi

5. Knows that not ever woman loves to have anal sex!
6. Knows when to call his lover a slut or whore and when not to!

Sounds like the ultimate whipped pussy to me, that right there is insanity woman.

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08-21-2010, 04:36 AM

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No but Pegasus can.

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Pegasus is Greek mythology, that's mixing things up a bit.

And how can you suddenly decide to get taller before christmas?

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08-21-2010, 06:33 AM

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It's about keeping the toilet seat down for your girlfriend, then getting lambasted by your next girlfriend who wants it left up.

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08-21-2010, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by cam_girls

My book title will be "Red Sunset In The East"

It's about keeping the toilet seat down for your girlfriend, then getting lambasted by your next girlfriend who wants it left up.

I'm can see how dating trannys would cause problems like this.

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08-21-2010, 12:53 PM

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08-21-2010, 05:51 PM

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08-21-2010, 06:01 PM

Those manboobs pump up after benching 120kg for a hour.

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08-21-2010, 06:09 PM

post pics of your tight shorts.
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08-21-2010, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Agent 488

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08-21-2010, 06:42 PM

Sorry, I don't date men who have bigger tits than I do.
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08-21-2010, 08:57 PM

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Sorry, I don't date men who have bigger tits than I do.

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08-21-2010, 10:25 PM

I tried... but it's just another lamo thread.

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08-21-2010, 11:52 PM

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08-22-2010, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by Barbi

The ultimate male in my opinion is one who:
1. Puts the toilet seat down after use.
2. Makes sure his partner orgasms first... before falling asleep!
3. Hands his sexual partner a napkin or towel after he decides that the best place to cum is on her face.
4. Will at least acknowledge with a smile or even a wink when checking out the breasts of an ample woman when caught!
5. Knows that not ever woman loves to have anal sex!
6. Knows when to call his lover a slut or whore and when not to!
7. The list goes on and on! Oh Yeah: Does his Hunny-Do-List before football season!!!

Sincerely,
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08-22-2010, 12:17 AM

WOW! I say the words "lamo thread" and look at the 2 that showed up!
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08-22-2010, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Abbie

Sorry, I don't date men who have bigger tits than I do.

That's ok, I don't date Angelina Jolie lookalikes holding a knife in their avatar!
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04-17-2011, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by cam_girls

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WIT

CHARM

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UNSTOPPABLE - you can't even correct my spelling, many have tried

He's everything you want, he's everything you need, he's everything inside of you
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but he means nothing to you and you don't know why.

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04-17-2011, 10:09 PM

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04-18-2011, 03:01 AM

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04-18-2011, 04:14 AM

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04-18-2011, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by Barbi Sinclair

The ultimate male in my opinion is one who:
1. Puts the toilet seat down after use.
2. Makes sure his partner orgasms first... before falling asleep!
3. Hands his sexual partner a napkin or towel after he decides that the best place to cum is on her face.
4. Will at least acknowledge with a smile or even a wink when checking out the breasts of an ample woman when caught!
5. Knows that not ever woman loves to have anal sex!
6. Knows when to call his lover a slut or whore and when not to!
7. The list goes on and on! Oh Yeah: Does his Hunny-Do-List before football season!!!

Sincerely,
Barbi Sinclair
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^^^proof that no guy is ever good enough for women. The female brain is illogical and completely messed up.
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04-18-2011, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

^^^proof that no guy is ever good enough for women. The female brain is illogical and completely messed up.

the sad thing is that if a female ever found a guy who had all of that they would either, 1. get bored with him a couple weeks later, or 2. Change the items on their "want list" which he would no longer fit. They don't know what they want and change their minds often.

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04-18-2011, 08:01 AM

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04-18-2011, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by Barbi Sinclair

The ultimate male in my opinion is one who:
1. Puts the toilet seat down after use.
2. Makes sure his partner orgasms first... before falling asleep!
3. Hands his sexual partner a napkin or towel after he decides that the best place to cum is on her face.
4. Will at least acknowledge with a smile or even a wink when checking out the breasts of an ample woman when caught!
5. Knows that not ever woman loves to have anal sex!
6. Knows when to call his lover a slut or whore and when not to!
7. The list goes on and on! Oh Yeah: Does his Hunny-Do-List before football season!!!

Sincerely,
Barbi Sinclair
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04-18-2011, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by Barbi Sinclair

6. Knows when to call his lover a slut or whore and when not to!

when would that be appropriate for you to call your lover a slut or a whore?
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